HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! THIS CHAPTER THERE WILL FINALLY BE GIR! MY FAVORITEST CHARACTER EVER! Hehe. Me has da bestest grammars EVA! Just kidding. Oh, and smeet16: read the entire chapter because I changed it! TO THE DISCLAIMER! Disclaimer: I do not own the amazing show IZ or invader Alexis blah, blah, blah and so on. To the story! I like exclamation points!
It's been a few hours since lunch and the bell just rang. Apparently, Alexis has a robot named Nancy. I thought Nancy was her sister or something! Until, she flew through the cafeteria ceiling. We enter Zim's front yard and I see his house for the first time. It's WEIRD. Since when do front doors have men's bathroom signs on them? I open the door and hear "Welcome ho-" then a loud crash. Something jumps onto my head, knocking me down. It stands up on my face- ow. "HI PRETTY LADY!" whatever the thing is screams at Alexis. It gets off of my face and stands on my chest instead. I open my eyes and see a green and black dog. What the? It screams in my face, "OOOOO! YOU A PRETTY LADY TOO!" it hops off of me and I pick myself up. "GIR!" Zim shouts, "No attacking the guests! Now go screw something up in the Dib-stink's house or something."
"OKEY-DOKEY!" GIR screams.
"Hey!" Dib protests, "I thought we agreed on no sabotaging the other person's house!"
"Oh. Right. GIR, get back here!" Zim says. GIR happily skips back into the oddly shaped purple house. I walk in, and the interior is even more strange then the exterior, if even physically possible. "Umm, why is there a toilet in the kitchen?" I ask, I mumble to myself, "I mean, I don't usually have houses but I'm pretty sure that kitchens don't have toilets." Dib walks into the kitchen and stops next to me. "Zim isn't very good at interior design. Let's just say that," he says. As I explore the rest of the house, I notice more and more weird things about this house that others don't usually have. An "I eat food" sign? Not to mention multiple monkeys all around the house. That painting over the couch is just plain creepy.
Suddenly, as I brush my hand against the wall as I walk, I press a button in the middle of the wall, and before I could do anything, get sucked into an elevator. It stops, and I slowly step out. The room is full of blinking lights, buttons, and screens, with a huge monitor in the middle. Why does this seem so familiar to me? I lightly brush the control panels and buttons as I explore the room. "There you are!" Alexis exclaims, stepping out of the elevator. "How did you get down here? Never mind that. We need to get back upstairs. I want you to meet some old friends of mine."
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