GIR: TAQUITOS!

Me: sorry. Zim is somewhere doing something most likely evil and he asked me if I could babysit GIR for a while. So yeah. I think GIR burst my eardrums about an hour ago. He's fun though. Hey GIR! What did you want for Christmas again?

GIR and I at the same time: I WANTS ME A BARREL OF FLOSS, I WANTS ME TWO BOTTLES OF GLUUUUE, TO BE MY FRIENDS! AND I WANTS TO GO DANCIN NAKED! AND I WANTS….

Me: okay that's enough GIR.

GIR: OOOOKEY DOKEY!*GIR walks off all happy-like*

Me: that robot-dog is so cute. Anyways, Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, Invader Alexis, or Gravity Falls. To the story!

We walk out of the elevator and there are two new people in the room. Both of them are between eleven and fourteen, with brown hair, and seem to be brother and sister. The girl has an um, interesting sweater on and the boy has a baseball cap with a pine tree on it. "Flora, meet Dipper and Mabel Pines. They're from Gravity Falls, Oregon. I've known them for quite some time now." Says Alexis. They wave and Dipper says, "You're not about twenty rainbow puking gnomes dressed up as a normal person, are you?"

"I-I don't think so, no." I reply.

"Never date one of those," Mabel says.

"Nice to know?" I say, "By the way, nice sweater. Where'd you get it?"

"I made it! Do you want one? I made Alexis one a while ago," Mabel offers.

"Sure," I reply.

"Okay, then I need to know you favorite color and animal," She says excitedly.

"Forest green and I'm not completely sure what my favorite animal is. Something that lives in the forest I guess," I tell her.

"OOH! MAKE IT A SQUIRREL!" the voice I recognize as GIR's but instead I turn around to a robot with glowing blue eyes, a blue rectangle on his stomach, and shoulders that are the same color.

"Wait- you're not GIR," I say in confusion.

"I'M NAKED!" he screams.

"The dog you saw was just a really poor costume. GIR is really a less, um, intelligent version of Nancy," Alexis explains.

"Oh. Well, that explains the green dog," I reply. Alexis laughs. "Yeah. So what do want to do for the next few hours?"

"EAT WAFFLES!" GIR screams. How do they live with him screaming all of the time? I just met him and my ears hurt already. It is cute though. "NO!" everybody screams in unison.

"What's wrong with waffles?" I ask, again confused.

"For starters, I once threw up for ten minutes straight from one bite," Alexis states.

"He ALWAYS puts peanuts and soap in them," Alex says.

"It almost cost me my place in the swollen eyeball network," Dib adds. (Referring to the episode Zim Eats Waffles)

"So, all in all, DON'T EAT THE WAFFLES. You know, if you want to live," Shadow says. GIR looks like he's about to cry because we don't want his waffles. "No, no, don't cry GIR, we won't eat your waffles, but we will make biscuits with you! How does that sound?" Alexis offers, trying to calm him down. "YAY!" GIR screeches and runs to the kitchen, grabbing the closest hand, which was Alex's, and dragging him into the kitchen to make biscuits as he protests.

The rest of us chat for a while. They tell me about skool, Ms. Sours, about themselves, and things like that. As we talk, I feel the same shock that deactivated my hologram in my last school a month ago. Oh no, oh no oh no oh no. I think, panicking. "I-I gotta go," I say, stammering.

"Why? What's wrong?" Alexis asks.

"I just have to go," I reply, and run out the door. I sprint as fast as I can, into the forest behind Zim's house. (Is there even forest there? If there isn't, there is now I guess. *shrug*) I jump up into a tree and watch to see if anyone followed me, and see Alexis sprinting towards me and stare at me right as my hologram fails. Oh no. I think. Here comes the screaming. I close my eyes and wait, but the screaming doesn't come. Weird. I open one of my eyes slightly, just enough to see Alexis right in front of my tree.

"Y-you're Irken! This is amazing! Why didn't you just say so?" she exclaims.I open my eyes fully. "Wait, you're not going to scream? And what did you say I was?" I ask, hopping down from my tree.

"No, and I said that you were Irken. I'm sure you already knew that last part though," she says.

"Actually, I didn't. What's an Irken?" I respond. Alexis looks absolutely shocked. "Y-you mean you don't know what an Irken is?" she asks.

"No. Am I supposed to?" I answer.

"Uh, yeah, considering you are one," she replies, "Come on. We'll figure all of this out in the house. My skin may repel lice, but it doesn't repel mosquitoes." She says, and I follow her in the direction of the house, wondering what the heck that last part was about.

We walk in and Dib says, "Hey who's the Irken? Wait a second- that's Flora!" everyone looks confused for a second then realization spreads across their faces. "The weirdest part is that she doesn't even know what an Irken is!" Alexis exclaims. Everyone starts babbling on about how impossible that is and how I have to know what an Irken is, blah, blah, blah and so on. "Guys," Alexis says, trying to get their attention, "GUYS!" they stop and look at her, "Thank you. Just arguing about how impossible it is, because it clearly is possible, isn't going to help anything. We need to figure out why she doesn't remember, and then maybe we can jog her memory. Agreed?" everyone nods, "Good. We'll start tomorrow. Right now, I think we all just need some sleep," we all agree to that. "We'll be in a hotel right down the street. Grunkle Stan let us stay here for a few days." Dipper says.

"Cool. Alex and I will be next door in my old base," Alexis replies.

"I'll be at my house, as usual," Dib says, following Dipper and Mabel out the door.

"I'm sure I'll find the right tree to sleep in," I say.

"Tree? Aren't you going to be cold? You can crash at our place. You're welcome anytime," Alexis says, "Plus," she adds, smiling, "I don't have a toilet in my kitchen.

"Deal," I agree.

Well, that's it for now. REVIEW! FAVORITE! EAT A ZEBRA! DO SOMETHING! See ya. Oh and Nicky0, if Alexis is out of character at any time, just pm me. NOW see ya.