I'm back! Did ya miss me? Yeah, you did. Sorry I was gone for so long… I WAS ON VACATION! :) Well, it's time for chapter 8 in… THE LEGEND OF FLORAAAAA! Hehehe. I like caps lock. This will be the LONGEST chapter so far and a lot happens in it so that's partially why it took so long too. If you get confused then make sure to read Nicky0s fanfic Invader Alexis, and Smeet16s fanfic Invader Games because Smeet16 and I are joining stories. So, Yeah. :) Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Invader Alexis, Invader Games, or Gravity Falls. Don't worry; the last airbender part of the story will come soon. :) :) :) :) SMILEY FACES! TO THE STORY!


Alexis's P.O.V.

It's been two days since we discovered that Flora was Irken, and found out by her PAK that her memory was wiped, which means she may never remember. We sure as heck will try though. When normal Irkens' memories are wiped about a specific thing or in general, it is erased from the PAK's memory and can't be restored. Also, an Irken's memory is only erased when a highly defective Irken is activated and isn't considered an Irken anymore, so they erase the memory of life on Irk and send them to another planet. Or, they erase only the memory of a certain Irken or event, to prevent uprisings and maintain order. Or at least that's what they told me. But some defects can remember, and she is obviously defective, so we may still have a chance. I shake my head and sigh. This is so complicated! I'm not a PAK programming whiz! I'm the tallest, so I don't need to be! Tallest… maybe Red and Purple will have some answers.

I run over to Zim's house next door. I burst through the door to see Zim and GIR watching the Angry Monkey Show, startled by my entrance. GIR screams, "HI PRETTY LADY! WANT A BISCUIT?"

"Not now GIR. Hey Zim, can I use your monitor to call the massive? I need to talk to former tallests Red and Purple." I say.

"Yeah sure. Zim keeps it in the basement. Just go through the trashcan." Zim replies.

"Thanks." I call out, walking towards the kitchen.

I call the massive and I see one of my technicians answer. "What do you want now Zi- oh. My apologies my tallest. I thought you were Zim. What do you request?" the technician asks.

"I would like to talk to Red and Purple please. Also, you can just call me Alexis." I say.

"Yes, my tallest, I mean, Alexis. I'll go get them." He replies. He shouts to another Irken to go find them. A few minutes later an Irken walks in with the two of them grumbling about how they were in the middle of eating donuts and so on. "Hey Red, hi Purple. I have a question." I say to them, snapping them out of their complaining.

"What's that, my tallest?" Red asks.

"I need all of the information you have on the defect Flora." I say.

"Flora? Why would you want info on her? She's not even fully Irken!" Purple exclaims.

"I just do. Wait- what do you mean by "not fully Irken"?" I demand.

"We mean she's part umm, what do you call it? Human. We don't know how it happened because we clone all of our smeets, but somehow she is part earthling. Also, because of her being part human, she was born with special… gifts." Red explains.

"What do you mean by gifts? Come on! Stop being so vague! I don't have all day!" I exclaim.

"We don't know the details about her powers, or what they do. All we know is that the control brain said that she inherited some kind of power from the humans that even most humans don't have." They say.

"Hmm. Interesting. I guess I'll find out what her gifts are sooner or later." I mumble so only I could hear. "I have another question for you,"

"And that would be…?" they say at the same time.

"Did you wipe Flora's memory, and if you did, why?" I ask them.

"Oh. Uh, you see, uh we did, but, um, we did it because she was so defective! Yeah, that's it." They stutter.

I roll my eyes and demand, "I want the truth! And if you dare lie to your tallest again I swear I will, um, DO SOMETHING! Something very bad!" wow, I'm worse at lying then they are. I sigh. "Just give me the truth."

They sigh, "We wiped her memory because she was part human and had powers. She was so defective that we didn't even classify her as Irken anymore. So we sent her to Earth 4 Irken years after she was activated, when we found out how extremely defective she was. Now that I think about it, we send A LOT of defects to that planet. Oops. Well, now you know about Flora, but I'm still wondering why you need the information."

"Well, right now, she's living in my house." I confess.

"WHAT?!" they scream.

"Do you have a problem with that?" I question them.

"No, it's just that… SHE'S THE BIGGEST DEFECT IN THE HISTORY OF IRK! WHY IS SHE LIVING WITH YOU?" they demand.

"Because, if you've forgotten, I'm the tallest now, and being a defect myself, I don't consider defects as outcasts. If you have a problem with that, GROW SIX INCHES TALLER!" I yell. After a few minutes of awkward silence, I say calmly, "Thank you for the information. You may leave." When they exit the room I say, "Tallest Alexis, signing off." The monitor goes black, and I go back upstairs.


I storm past Zim and GIR, furious that Red and Purple would do such a thing. Zim looks puzzled, "What did you find out? TELL ZIM!"

"That Red and Purple are jerks," I reply, slamming the door behind me.

"I meant new information," Zim says, following me out of his house.

"Get everyone together. Dipper, Mabel, Shadow, everyone, and meet me next door in my rebuilt base. I'll tell you then." I reply, heading towards the base that Nancy, Alex, and I rebuilt when I came back to Earth.

"Should I bring GIR too?" he asks.

"Sure, why not." I say tiredly, walking past my gate and into my yard, "Just send them here when you find them."

"Yes, my tallest!" he says saluting.

"And Zim?" I ask.

"Yeah?"

"Don't call me that." I open my front door and sit on one of my couches. Now, I wait.


Flora's P.O.V.

I hear the front door close and look up from my drawing. It's a random drawing of an Irken that I probably knew when I had a memory. Maybe she's family? I don't know. My head hurts whenever I try to think of where she came from. I sigh, grab my sketchbook, and head downstairs. Maybe Alexis will know. I walk into the living room and see that she's sitting on the couch. "Find anything new?" I ask.

"Yes, actually. But you'll have to wait until everyone gets here. I don't want to tell the story more then once," she says.

"Oh, okay," I say, "Well, in the meantime, can you tell me who this is? I feel like I know her, but from before I was memory wiped."

"Yeah, sure. Hand it over," she says as I hand the book to her. "Hmm," she says, analyzing the drawing, "Orange eyes, unique dress, flame birthmark on her forehead, huh. Interesting."

"What?" I ask, "Who is she?"

"She," Alexis says, pointing to the sketchbook, "Is Jaki. Do you know her?" she asks.

"I-I don't know," I say, trying to remember where she came from.

"I'm surprised you even knew her before your memory was wiped," she states, "A few Irken years ago, she was put into the Invader Games."

"What's the Invader Games?" I ask her, now sitting on the couch.

"The former tallests' sick way of choosing which Irkens will be in the Great Assigning," she explains, her hatred for the games clear in her voice. Having already been informed about the Great Assigning, the Tallests, invaders, and Zim's original purpose of being on Earth a huge lie, I nod. "Jaki was put in there along with her friends Gilligan and Derp," she continued, "But about three quarters of the way through the games,they disappeared, presumably dead."

"Do you think they survived?" I ask, worried.

"Oh I know they survived," she says confidently.

"How?" I ask, my face lighting up at the information.

"Jaki is a firebender," she says, as if that explains everything. I just give her a confused look, not knowing what she's talking about. She sighs and tells me, "She can control the element fire. She can shape and bend it to her advantage as well as make it appear out of nowhere. She can even use it as a weapon for defense. I know she escaped, I just don't know how." Satisfied with her explanation, I start to get up, "Thanks. I think I'm gonna go upsta- ah!" I say, getting hit with a sudden wave of dizziness.

"Are you okay?" Alexis asks, worriedly.

"Yeah, I'm fine," I say, but suddenly collapse, obviously not okay.

"Flora!" Alexis shouts, now panicking. "Flora! Can you hear me? A-are you hurt?" dazed and unable to respond, I lay there as her voice sounds farther and farther away, her face getting blurry. "Oh Irk," Alexis panics, not knowing what to do, "Alex! Nancy! I need help! And hurry!" that was the last thing I heard before everything went black.


DUN DUN DUNNNNN! Well, like I said, THE LONGEST CHAPTER EVER! Instead of like tons of little chapters at once, I'm thinking maybe one really long one every couple days. I don't know. Ill figure it out. This one was pretty exciting though, right?! HAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER! Well, I guess you'll just have to find out if Flora is okay in a couple of days. Well I have to report to the massive, so.. GOODBYE FILTHY HUMAN STINK-BEASTS! IT IS OBVIOUS WHO IS THE SUPERIOR SPECIES! Ahem. I mean, uh, I'M NORMAL! Also, check out my poll on my profile! I'm thinking about writing another fanfic. I just don't know what it should be about... SO VOTE OR BE SHOT BY THE HIDEOUS MEATS OF EVIL AND SHOVED INTO A ROOOOOM... WITH A MOOSE! Err, I mean vote and you get many earth candies filled with magic and get laser eyes and gold legs! GOOLLD LEEGS! Yep. That's definitely what I meant...