HELLO PEOPLE OF IRK! Um, I mean EARTH! Yep, I'm definitely typing this on Earth and on an INFERIOR HUMAN COMPTER! YOU DARE CALL THIS A PIECE OF HARDWARE?! Err, I mean, I LOVE MY COMPUTER! *Zim walks in with a half empty cup of coffee* heywhatisthisstuffit'sgreatgonnagogetsomemorebye!

Well that happened. Sorry that it's been so long. Oh, and one more thing: I only have four votes on my poll! If you want another story then you gots to vote! VOOOOOOOTE! pweese? For da childwen! *puppy dog eyes* anywhoo, I don't own IZ, Invader Alexis, or Gravity Falls. TO THE STORY!


I was watching a new episode of Mysterious Mysteries when the doorbell rang. I looked at Gaz expectantly but she just looked up from her Game Slave 2 and glared at me. "Well?" she said and stared back at her videogame. I sighed and started walking towards the front door. This better be good. "Zim?" I ask when I open the door.

"Come with me," he says.

"What? No! you're probably going to do some evil experiment on me so you can take over the Earth!" I exclaim.

"As much as I wan to destroy you and this filthy mudball of a planet, I must obey the tallest's orders."

"You just have a crush on Alexis," I sneer. He blushes and grabs my arm, dragging me out of the house..

"Shut UP! Just come on!" he exclaims.

"Why should I? Give me one reason." He stops pulling my arm and turns to me.

"Two things: one, I'm bringing you to Alexis's base, not mine. She found new information on Flora. Two, I do NOT have a crush on Alexis. At least not anymore," he says almost sadly, making me feel guilty for saying that.

"Fine," I give in, "Let's go."


Entering Alexis's front yard, I hear panicked voices coming from inside the house, "Something's wrong," I say, walking faster.


Smeet Flora's P.O.V.

"What should we do with her?" I hear Tallest Red say through large double doors that lead to their bedroom on the massive.

"I say we send her into the Invader games like her cousin!" purple exclaims.

"You know we can't. That would start an uprising. She's still a smeet you know." Red explains.

"Send her to live with her brother." Purple says simply, "Problem solved."

"Two defectives? Living together? Come ON Pur, think! Those two could bring down the entire massive!" he exclaims, "Plus, should I remind you that he is only two Irken years older then her? Just because he's old enough to the Irken Elite Training Academy doesn't mean he's old enough to take care of a smeet."

"Who cares? Wait- I have a better idea… Why don't we just send her to a far away planet? I don't care which one. That way we won't be responsible for her OR her death." He says.

"Now you're talking," Red agrees, "YOU! Go find the smeet and prepare her for her journey! We will decide what planet later. Oh, and you! Bring your Tallests some donuts!" Red shouts to some service drones. I back away from the doors, horrified. They're going to send me away? What about my brother? Is he coming with me? What happened to my cousin? I snap out of my thoughts when the service drones emerge from the room. Aww poop. One drone grabs me and drags me into the room while the other heads towards the kitchen. "My Tallest, I found her right outside the door" the drone says.

"Hmm… Then you already know. Good. I didn't want to explain it to you anyways. You will be sent to planet Earth, where whether you live or die will depend on your choices. You better say your goodbyes and pack anything important that will fit into your PAK, you wont be here for a while," Red says, smiling evilly.

"what about my brother? What will you do to him?!" I say, now panicking.

"He's not considered a threat to us, so he's safe for now…" Red answers.

"What about my cousin?! What the heck did you do to her?!" I say, knowing the answer wouldn't be good.

"Oh, your cousin might be dead already. There were five cannons today so far, one of them might be her," he replies, that wicked smile back on his face.

"Cannons? What? Tell me what that means or I'll-"

"You'll what? Cling onto my leg until I tell you? You're a smeet and I'm the tallest. Touch me and I can have you deactivated. Now get out of my sight," he demands. The drone drags me out of the room and into my dorm. "You heard the tallests. Pack whatever is important and go to the docking bay in 1 hour. If you aren't there in an hour, you're in trouble. Got it?" I nod my head and slowly the world around me fades away.


Present Flora's P.O.V.

I blink my eyes open and they focus on a bunch of worried eyes focused on me. I rub my head, "what the heck?" is all I say.