Tripping Trio

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto

Author's Notes: Just a silly reincarnation ficlet

"So, what're we going to do to Kakashi this time around?" Naruto yawned slightly as he lounged next to Sakura as Sasuke lay down with his head across the pink haired girl's lap. "And, who's turn is it to have the Hokage dream, anyway?"

"Mah, why don't we just say screw it?" Sakura offered with a shrug. "I mean, hell… we've all done it, how many times? It's rather… blah these days."

"Yeah, how about we just forget about the ninja thing and become hedonists?" Sasuke offered a hopeful grin on his face as he practically leered up at Sakura and Naruto.

"How many times do I have to tell you, bastard?" Naruto smirked slightly as he glanced at his teammate. "I'll only sleep with you if you're a girl."

"Eh, what the hell?" Sasuke shrugged then sat up before concentrating for a moment, and with a sudden shift, he, became a she. "Better?"

"Huh, you're as flat as I am." Sakura pointed out, smirking slightly as she studied the boy turned girl. "Cute though."

"Well Naruto-kun?" Sasuke offered up in a husky voice as she got onto her hands and knees and crawled across Sakura's lap and purred up at the boy. "Want to help me start rebuilding my clan?"

Naruto laughed softly as he reached down, lightly brushing his fingers against her cheek. "Well, you always did make a better girl than a guy."

"That's the truth." Sakura agreed as she slapped down on Sasuke's ass with a wink, grinning at the soft moan of enjoyment the neo girl made as she ground back into her hand. "Oooh, that gives me an idea…!"

"Oh?" Naruto arched a brow as he settled Sasuke head onto his lap and stroked her hair. "Do tell?"

"Well… you know that whole shtick we usually go through?" Sakura grinned ferally at them both. "This time… we…."

-o-o-o-

"So, names, likes, dislikes, dreams?" Kakashi spoke up, his visible eye bored as he looked at the genin in front of him, and twitched slightly at the way they were draped over one another.

"Mmm star in our own, personal version of Icha Icha?" Naruto offered up before snickering lightly at the giggles both girls offered up.

"Mah, pinkie, you first." Kakashi continued, rolling his eyes just a bit at the boy.

"Your name is Kakashi Hakate, you like Icha Icha, honoring your fallen comrades and living in the past." Sakura spoke up helpfully. "You dislike being on time, your fangirls, and having the plots in Icha Icha spoiled for you. Your dreams…" She paused a moment, her nose scrunching up slightly. "Well, there are some things a girl just doesn't want to know."

Kakashi twitched slightly as she lightly glared at the girl. "I meant yours, not mine."

"Oh, why didn't you say so?" Sakura asked curiously as she lightly stretched out and lightly yawned.

"I just did." He pointed out again, before waiting a long moment as the girl watched the clouds shifting over head. "Well?'

"Well what?" The girl offered again, blinking slightly as she looked up at the jounin instructor.

"Your name, likes, dislikes, and dreams?" He offered up again, before twitching slightly.

"Oh, those." She shrugged slightly. "Sakura. I like these two lovable idiots, kinky, dirty sex…

"Generally with us." Sasuke offered helpefully.

"… and creating overly complex plots for driving people insane." She paused a moment, before grinning happily. "You should have seen the one I came up with for Itachi."

"It was a beautiful thing." Sasuke agreed as Naruto nodded sagely as well.

"I dislike… hmmm… Is there anything I dislike anymore?" the girl asked curiously as she glanced at her teammates.

"Orochimaru coming after my ass?" Sasuke offered with a lazy grin on her face.

"Nah, that's kinda hot, as long as I get to watch and we kill him afterwards." Sakura lightly tapped her lip for a moment in consideration. "I guess the only thing I don't really like would be Madara. He gets so whiny when we beat him."

"Yeah, that is kind of annoying." Naruto agreed, before grinning playfully at Sasuke. "But, he is an Uchiha, so its expected for him to suck."

"Mmm, that a hint, Naruto?" Sasuke batted her lashes and grinned up at the boy.

"My dreams…" Sakura paused a moment, glancing at her teammates her grinned back at her and nodded their heads. "My dream is to commence the Uchiha-Uzumaki-Namikaze restoration, and using our super babies to conquer the world!"

"You want to conquer the world?" Kakashi blinked at that and stared at the girl.

"Well, duh, how else are we going to our massive harem of fuck pets?" Sakura looked back at the man as if he was stupid.

"Right…" Kakashi sweated nervously before glancing over at Sasuke. "You… girl who's supposed to be a boy."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I am a fully functional girl, thank you very much, and Naruto's devoted fuck pet. I like my over sexed teammates, having Naruto do those oh so wicked things with my willing body and a variety of acts that aren't polite to mention in public."

"And she's very good at them." Naruto confided to Kakashi in a stage whisper.

Sasuke grinned and lightly nibbled at Naruto's ear before continuing. "I dislike people trying to cock block Naruto, Sakura's attempts at cooking, and Itachi's rather shitty attempts at getting me to want to kill him."

"It's not…" Sakura began to protest, before catching the glares both her teammates were directing at her and hung her head with a sigh. "Oh, all right, so my cooking IS that bad… but you could have waited to reveal that until after I cooked Kakashi-sensei his first meal."

Kakashi paled, visibly as he stared at the seemingly innocent pout the girl was giving at being denied the chance to poison him as Sasuke continued. "My dream… is to have Naruto help me repopulate our clans, as long, and as hard, as it takes. I expect it to be brutal, grueling work, hours and hours of hot, sweaty contact between us, leading to… well, I'd describe it, but you'd pass out from blood loss, Kakashi."

Sweating slightly, Kakashi slowly nodded his head. "I… see.. Do I even want to know how you'd answer, Naruto?"

"Mwahahahahahaahaha!" Naruto's eyes gleamed as he grinned maniacally back at Kakashi, before almost instantly calming down. "No, you really, really don't."

"I… See." The man twitched just a bit as he glanced at the three of them as they grinned back at him expectantly. "So… how long have you three been reincarnating?"

The three of them blinked slightly, and stared at the man. Kakashi shrugged slightly and scratched the back of his head. "Well, I can't think of any other reason why you'd be this different from your academy profiles." He paused a moment, before studying them each. "I'm going to guess that you can all kick my ass?"

"With one finger." Sakura said helpfully, grinning at the man.

"Right, right." Kakashi paused a moment, before looking at the three carefully. "Anything else I should know?"

"If you're a loyal minion, we'll give you the Nibi's jinchuriki as a pet?" Naruto offered helpfully. "Yugito Ni? I'm sure you've heard of her."

Kakashi blinked slightly, then blinked again, before pinching the bridge of his nose to stop the sudden rush of blood that threatened to erupt out of his nose. "I'm not going to ask how you knew…"

"We've known you a LONG time." Sasuke said helpfully, before grinning up at the man. "And two words for you, Kakashi… Sex Kitten."

"You're not going to have me betray Konoha or anything, are you?" The man asked suspiciously.

"Nah." Sakura waved her hand dismissively. "We like it here, plenty of places to be kinky."

"What's our first objective then?" Kakashi asked, his eye crinkling as he smiled.

"See how long it takes to drive Orochimaru bat shit crazy using just toilet paper and chewing gum."

"Hmmm, well, how about…"