Chapter 6: Aphrodite's favorite broadcast.
Aphrodite still looked around cautiously as she removed her hand from my mouth. "Are you trying to get me killed! Well, not killed exactly. I am an immortal goddess. But that doesn't mean I can't feel pain. Ares would definitely try to kill me if he found out." she rambled. I taped my foot impatiently as she grumbled about how I had almost shouted her secret to the world. The tapping got louder as I got more impatient. Finally Aphrodite stopped talking and faced at me, looking a little annoyed. "Fine. What do you want?" "What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT? I want this stupid obsession curse lifted! I want a certain group of demigods to stop fallowing me around and trying their darndest to get into my PANTS!" I scream at her. She doesn't even bat a perfect eyelash.
"Why would you do that? This is the best case of obsession I've seen in years. I mean, I knew that several people liked you, but half the camp! This is my favorite program on Hephaestus TV. My favorite broadcast was Percy and Annabeth's love life, but you take the cake!" she was jumping up and down slightly like a stereotypical fangirl. It started to piss me off. "I don't want to be your little show of entertainment. This is my life! And if you don't do something, all the people affected will rip me to pieces." She put her hand over her mouth and giggled. She giggled! If Ares didn't find out that she and Hermes had had drunken sex and try to kill her, I would find a way to do so myself. "I know right. It so much drama.I could almost die from the suspense of you trying to survive." At that I pulled out my sword and pinned her to the wall with it under her neck.
Piper let out a gasp of surprised horror and Aphrodite's eyes widened in fear. I my not be able to kill her, but I could sure as hell cut up that pretty face of hers. " remove the curse or I start removing skin." I hiss, pressing my sword down harder to emphasise my point. I vaguely registered the noise of jason trying to get in the room. Aphrodite gasped from the presser on her throat. "It's not as simple as that. Yes I can take away the curse, but it all has to be placed on one person. There is only two ways to break the curse and that's either you dieing or you giving someone an orgasm." she had an expression of fear and , at the same time, victory. She looked like she had been waiting for this moment for a while and now that it was here she was ecstatic. I could hear Piper gulp as I pressed the blade harder against her mother's neck. After a quick debate in my mind I pulled away and let the goddess fall to the ground rubbing her sore neck. "You only have to choose one person to take the obsession. Everyone else will be freed of the curse and won't bother you afterwards. All you have to do is choose." I thought about it but was suddenly cut off by the door being kicked down. Jason was standing in the doorway and behind him was Percy, Will, and everyone else who had been following me. Aphrodite gave a little whimper of fear and vanished. As scary as I was, nothing came close to half a pissed off, obsessively in love camp of demigods. "Piper! Give us back our Nico! He needs to choose which one of us he is going to go out with."