Chapter 3, The One With The B...Female Dog

This is your stereotypical popular girl has a crush on Percy and won't take no for an answer. I will try to make it slightly original but there is only so much you can do with this specific stereotype. I really don't know if this is going to be any good but it might be mildly enjoyable.

Hi I'm River Pond, and I go to like Goode Highschool. Not to boast or anything but I am like supper popular and like supper hot. I mean I am clearly like supper hot because like no boy can resist me. I have like perfect tanned skin and like supper long totally natural blonde hair and like really pretty hazel eyes.

There's like only one hot boy in my year that I haven't seduced yet and that's Percy Jackson. I have already started my conquest by like dropping like some subtle hints but today I'm going full out. Percy is like the hottest guy at school as I think I will stay with him until the end of the year.

I get like dressed in my low black top and put on my sexy tight white jeans and after spending like an hour on my hair and make-up I put my black stilettos and got to school. When I get there in my sports car I see Percy hanging out with his friends, I like don't get Percy he's like hot why doesn't he hang out with us the popular people.

I walk up to him and say "Hello Percy," all flirtatiously. He doesn't look at me and says "Go away River," aw look at him he's playing hard to get that's like so cute.

Later that day like after school is over I find him standing buy at tree and like looking into the distance. This is like the perfect time to ask him out.

"Hi Percy" I say, pressing myself against him "Wanna, catch a movie with me later?"

"Look River, for the last time leave me alone!" He says sounding exasperated, but like that can't be right he wouldn't be exasperated at me I'm River Pond I'm like the hottest girl ever.

"Hello I'm Annabeth and you are?" A girl has appeared as if from thin air and is holding out a hand for me to shake.

"I'm River Pond but you already knew that." I say to her, hopping that when she realised who I was she would disappear and leave me to date Percy.

Unfortunately that didn't happen and instead that Annabeth says "Lovely to meet you River goodbye"

This is okay I think, probably not my best work but decent. The reason I wrote it like that is because I don't think that Annabeth would get violent with a mortal and also I don't think that Annabeth would feel the need to prove anything to a stupid mortal. I hope you enjoyed. Also there was meant to be an extra paragraph at the end but it was deleted and I can't remember what it was know, sorry.

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