The Contracts
Disclaimer: Oh boy, I again blame this all on you know who you are. Naruto still belongs to Kishi though.
Author's Notes: Ehehehe... This is ALL AJT's fault!
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Tsunade tossed down the hat just as she settled back into the chair. It was official, she was now Konoha's Fifth Hokage. For a moment, she turned her head and stared out at the four faces staring solemnly back at her from their pictures on the wall before shaking her head with a sigh as she settled back to pull out one of the bottles of sake she'd already snuck into the office. It was her first day after all, no one would begrudge her a little... celebration, now would they?
"Tsunade-sama?" Shizune's voice suddenly interupted her as she nervously popped her head through the door. "Um, there are some men here to, um... see you, err I mean the Hokage."
Frowning in slight irritation Tsunade glared slightly at her apprentice/secretary. "What do they want?"
"They won't say." Shizune apologized as she ducked her head. "They just say that it partially involves Naruto-kun."
"I swear if this is any of that demon brat crap..." Tsunade growled warningly, her eyes sparking in irritation.
"No no! Definitely not that!" Shizune answered quickly. "That much I'm pretty sure about."
"Fine." Tsunade growled a bit more sedately this time as she settled back into her seat. "Send them in then."
"Right." Shizune ducked her head back out the door, before a decidedly odd looking procession entered the room. Immediately, her eyes bore onto Jiraiya as the white haired sannin appeared, before flickering around to take note of his companions. Hiashi Hyuuga, Shikaku Nara and Kakashi Hakate.
"... What the hell is this about?" Tsunade twitched slightly, even as her eyes were firmly set directly onto Jiraiya, refusing to quite acknowledge the other men as gaze bore into her former teammate.
"Um, well..." Jiraiya shifted nervously before scratching the back of his head. "I'm here... to represent Naruto in a... um... well, let's say a delicate matter."
"I see... and the rest of you?" Tsunade flicked her eyes around the group, who shifted slightly, even the normally stoic Hiashi.
"I am representing my.... Neji." Hiashi spoke up, frowning a moment as he seemed uncertain of how to properly describe the relation in light of what he knew.
"I'm here for Shika." Shikaku answered with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Sasuke." Kakashi answered simply before shrugging a bit. "And as witness to how absolutely bat shit insane Minato-sensei was before he took down the kyuubi."
"... What the hell is going on here?" Tsunade growled as she glared at her former teammate.
"Well, you see... before he died, Minato made certain... arrangements for Naruto." Jiraiya shifted slightly as he nervously scratched the back of his head. "And, so did Kushina-chan."
"... And what arrangements, would that be, Jiraiya?" The warning tone had gone glacial as she glared at the white haired man.
"Hey! This was all Minato's doing, not mine!" The sannin quickly protested, his hands raising up. "So, don't go blaming me for this!"
"Indeed, as much as it does indeed reek of his influence, this was solely Namikaze-sama's doing." Hiashi spoke up in "support" of Jiraiya.
"Thank you, oh so much, Hiashi." Jiraiya spoke up with a biting edge of sarcasm heavy on his lips. "Anyway. As Kakashi said, Minato went bat shit insane, and Kushina didn't help things any either. The end result of which, was, well..."
"Tsk, troublesome." Shikaku sighed before shaking his head. "Shika, Neji and Sasuke, among others are all contracted to marry Naruto."
Tsunade turned her head and stared for a long, long moment at the flat, bored look Shikaku returned before shaking her head. "Ha. Ha. Very funny, Shikaku. Now would someone please tell me what's really going on?"
"I'm afraid he's actually telling you the truth, Senju-sama." Hiashi spoke up as he shifted rather uncomfortably. "They are all engaged to wed the boy."
"... Sasuke, as in Sasuke Uchiha? Neji, as in Neji Hyuuga? And Shika, as in Shiakamaru Nara?" Tsunade clarified carefully as he eyed the four men. "Please, explain to me how three BOYS are engaged to Naruto. You know, the most definitely a boy himself, Naruto?"
"Eh heh... You know how good he was with seals, right?" Jiraiya said in way of explanation. "Well, part of the deal was, at least in the case of the ones in Konoha, was that they were placed under a seal that... well, it's utterly and completely complicated and contradictory to be honest. I have no clue how he managed it either, but..."
"Buuuuut?" Tsunade drawled out as she lightly glared at the man.
"It sealed them into kind of a shell state. Their bodies are completely female underneath that shell, allowing them to develop the conditioning that they'd go through as they aged, but at the same time, it is very much a shell, anything but major scars are going to vanish. Any seals placed on them are going to go kaput, and their libidos will be unsealed."
"... Their libidos will be unsealed?" Tsunade twitched, almost violently before she pointed her finger at Shikaku and Hiashi. "And you two... went along with all of this?!"
"No." Hiashi shook his head firmly. "Hizashi did. However, I do understand his reasoning. Neji will be freed from the Caged Bird Seal, and since she will no longer be a part of the clan, they will be unable to force it back onto her. She will be free, in those regards."
"... Ok, that one I can actually understand." Tsunade acknowledged before arching a brow at Shikaku. "Well? What've you got to say for yourself?"
"Meh, it was too much of a chance that Shikako would take after her mother?" Shikaku offered with a shrug of his shoulders. "Over a decade worth of peace was worth it."
Tsunade just glared angrily at the man before sighing slightly as she recalled just how... vocal his wife could be. "Fine. Don't think you're off the hook for this though." Turning her head, she glanced towards Kakashi. "I don't suppose you've got any idea exactly what Fugaku was thinking?"
"Actually, I know that one." Jiraiya volunteered with a raised hand. "It was actually Mitoko and Kushina that arranged things between Satsuko and Naruto. They then tricked Fugaku into having the seal applied to Satsuko, changing her into Sasuke so the man would think he was worming his way out of it and Naruto would get another Uchiha."
"I'm more here because of the OTHER arrangements Minato-sensei made to be honest." Kakashi agreed with a sheepish shrug of his shoulders. "Like I said, Minato-sensei went a little bit crazy..."
"... How much more crazy than all this did he go, Kakashi?" Tsunade asked as she eyed the man carefully.
"Let's see..." Kakashi paused a moment as he glanced over a scroll that had suddenly appeared in his hands. "Hmm... Well, the Yamanakas and the Harunos finished paying off their loans on time, so Sakura and Ino are safe. Hmm... Hiashi settled his gambling debt, so neither Hinata nor Hanabi are caught up in this... " Kakashi scanned through the scroll, ignoring the slightly embarrassed look on Hiashi's face. "Chouzo never had any girls, plus he paid up so that's all good. Hmmm... Tsume insisted that Hana be given the option of saying no, so that one's up to her. Shibi lived up to his promises of managing Naruto's inheritance, so that's all good."
Everyone stared at him as he whistled appreciatively. "Damn, did he ever live up to his end of the deal." Shaking his head and chuckling ruefully, Kakashi continued to scan over the list. "Hmmm... I think that about covers everyone who's in Konoha..."
"Thank goodness." Tsunade muttered quietly under her breath with a sigh of relief.
"So, moving onto the foreign shinobi." Kakashi picked back up cheerfully. "Hmm... Let's see here... The Kaguya clan's been eradicated, so that one's no good..." The man suddenly froze as he stared at the list, before slowly shaking his head and sighing. "Damn." He turned his head and glanced seriously from Tsunade to Jiraiya. "Naruto can NEVER be allowed to see this scroll. EVER."
At the questioning looks on everyone's faces, Kakashi sighed as he answered the unspoken question. "He had a vassalage agreement with the Hyoten users... Haku was supposed to be taken out of Mist and brought to Konoha. Damn, wish I knew." At the continued questioning glances he answered their gazes with a serious look of his own. "Read the mission reports for our escort mission to Wave, that'll explain everything I think."
Taking a deep breath, Kakashi again looked down the scroll. "All right, moving on... The Tsuchikage only ever had male grand kids, so he's safe. Looks like he'll have to send a hefty sum of money though. Hmmm... All right, let's see... Mmm.... Well, that's interesting. Looks like that Temari girl is going to be coming back pretty soon after all. And huh.... Looks like Minato-sensei traded a rather impressive seal design to them to seal Shukaku more stably..." Pausing a moment, he blinked before showing the seal to Jiraiya, before the pair of them couldn't help but snicker in unison.
"What's so damned funny?" Tsunade growled softly.
"Well, apparently the reason Gaara was so unstable is the Kazekage deliberately only used half of it." Kakashi's amusement was down right dancing in his eye. "As the full seal would have had Gaara stable, female, and probably following Naruto around like a puppy dog."
"Well, we can always offer him the chance to have it completed." Jiraiya noted with a slight smirk on his lips. "He might decide it'd be worth it."
"True, true..." Kakashi agreed quickly before glancing back at the scroll. "So, Naruto's also got Temari and... Oh dear." Wordlessly Kakashi pointed out the final entry as well as the commentations next to it as he showed it to Jiraiya.
"What...? Oh, Minato..." Jiraiya groaned for a moment before blinking a bit as he read the notes and information. "Oh, wait... That's actually not too bad."
"Well, he'll be finding out about it shortly." Kakashi agreed with a sage nod of his head.
"Who will find out what?" Tsunade asked in annoyance, before she simply blinked as they told her.
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Orochimaru blinked slightly as the scroll poofed into existence in front of him, before frowning just a bit. He examined it closely and carefully, making sure it wasn't trapped in any way, before slowly unrolling it and reading it's contents. Immediately he paled as his eyes widened in sudden realization.
"Oh... Fuck."
It seemed he had only a matter of days to live up to his end of the bargain with Minato for that loan he'd taken out all those years ago. Honestly, he'd rather forgotten about it, what with the blonde bastard being dead. And as he'd long since defaulted on the loan.... either he coughed up his end of the bargain or the penalties would go into effect.
Quickly he did a mental calculation of how much he owed, in addition to the physical compensation he had to deliver to Minato's heir and winced. It would drain most of Oto's liquid assets, but that was better than suddenly having everything he'd built with it sent straight to the boy.
He paled even more at the thought of what Jiraiya and Tsunade would do to him if they ever found his Icha Icha fanfiction. He couldn't help it! Even he had to admit, the two were perfect for one another! The years they'd spend denying it! The illicit yearning between teammates! It was all just so.... so beautiful!
Then he remembered writing himself into the Jiraiya and Tsunade sandwich.
Yeah, he was definitely going to end up living up to his end of the bargain! No way in hell he was ever letting that bit of his twisted mind come to light, even his immortality had limits, and he was fairly sure if anyone could kill him, it was those two, filled with righteous rage.
Hell! He'd send the brat two just to make certain nothing came back to bite him in the ass!
His eyes drifted to his various projects involving cloning. So far, all kunoichi produced from the project had been nothing exceptional. Kin was a good template for genetic experimentation, even after her death, but mainly in theoretical applications, not practical clones for combat. Still, they did work out nicely for improving morale among the men. Apparently Kin just needed to reach 15 before she turned into a bombshell.
"Hmm... Kabuto! Get in here!" Orochimaru called with a smirk
"Err... yes Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto looked in, blinking slightly in surprise. "Do you need more pain killers for your arms?"
"No," Orochimaru shook his head before he answered. "I want two Kin clones made ready for an arranged marriage." He paused a moment in consideration."Have one be tsundere, the other deredere. Give them both seduction training, some medical jutsu, the proper wives."
Kabuto blinked, then blinked again, before blinking a third time. "Buh-wah?
"Kabuto," Orochimaru stated calmly as he met the teen's eyes. "If you do not do this, we're going to lose the entire village. Now GET GOING."
"How long do I have?" Kabuto asked carefully as he mentally tallied the gestating clones the amount of time it would take to get them ready properly
"Two days."
"Errr...." Kabuto froze in place as he debated how best to approach the current predicament. "The only two I'd be able to get ready in time are the ones with Shodai and Kaguya DNA splices."
Orochimaru instantly grimaced in distaste. "Oh... Very well! Do it!" Another moment's pause before he quickly added an adendum. "And make sure they've had their growth spurts!"
"It's not like they'll likely to be successes anyway." Kabuto muttered slightly under his breath.
"What was that?"
"Errr... just noting the statitical rate of success for genetic grafts, even on clones?" Kabuto offered hopefully.
"If it didn't take, would it negatively affect the clones?"
Kabuto paused a moment inconsideration, rubbing his chin slightly at the thought. "Well... The Shodai one is the most likely to be stable, since you've already done such extensive research into it."
"All right, she can be the demure one. The other?"
"Considering Kimmimaro himself is degrading?" Kabuto pointed out and winced slightly. "And if you're going to go for an arranged marriage... Well, I hate to say this, but Tayuya would be better than the ones we've already got running around the base."
"Damnit..." The man grumbled softly and shook his head. "Well then... Try to make Tayuya somewhat managable for marriage. Break her into a sex pet if you have to!"
"In two days?" Kabuto gave him an incredulous look. "Hopefully I can at least get her to behave somewhat... Will you at least tell me who they'll be marrying?"
"The son of the Fourth Hokage," Orochimaru said with a humorless smile.
".... The Fourth had a son?!" Kabuto stared in absolute shock at the Sannin
"... Kabuto..." Orochimaru slowly turned to Kabuto. "Think very, very hard, won't you? It can't be that difficult, can it?"
"Errr... well..." Kabuto blinked a bit. "I've just never even heard about the possibility of such a thing... There's no one with the Fourth's name in the village and no one that they really...."
Orochimaru just stared at Kabuto, as though the answer should be the most obvious thing in the world.
"Sorry, I got nothing."
Orochimaru closed his eyes tightly. Really, it wasn't Kabuto's fault-Something about Konoha just made the residents complete idiots. "Kabuto... You have your Ninja Info Cards, do you not?"
"Of course!"
"Do you have any Konoha ninja who are blondes?" Orochimaru asked patiently.
"A number of them." Kabuto answered honestly. "Almost every single Yamanaka is blonde."
Orochimaru felt a headache coming on. "All right... How many are male?" He paused a moment before adding. "And not Yamanaka?"
"And are in just the shinobi forces? 19." Kabuto answered rather easily.
The snake sannin's headache got worse. "How about those born during the year of the Kyuubi attack?"
"3, along with 117 civilians."
"How many blonde male ninja born on the year of the Kyuubi attack are there?" Orochimaru asked, now feeling desperate. Kabuto couldn't be this stupid. Even for a Konoha ninja this was pushing it!
"What does the year of the Kyuubi attack have to do with anything?"
The sannin quickly brought his useless palm to his face. "... Kabuto... Let's try this a different way." He took a slow deep breath before continuing. "You've met the Fourth Hokage's son. Can you think of who it might possibly have been?"
"The son of the genius shinobi, renowned for his calm demeanor and cool head? The one who silently destroyed 1/3 of Iwa's armies on his own? Well, no, not really."
Orochimaru gritted his teeth. "Don't think of demeanor, you idiot! He wouldn't have been around to teach him any of that anyway! Physical appearance! You've seen the Fourth Hokage! You've seen this person!"
"Well, I've seen his face on the Monument. I never actually saw a picture of him. I was a bit too busy spying for you and Sasori." Kabuto admitted as he lightly shrugged his shoulders.
"Blonde spikey hair, blue eyes, born on the year of the Kyuubi attack, you've met him several times..." Orochimaru stressed.
Kabuto blinked a moment, staring at Orochimaru for a moment, before shrugging his shoulders. "Well, I guess that would explain the rasengan."
"Yes Kabuto, it would, wouldn't it?" Orochimaru asked with a sarcastic smile. "You only needed hints that a child wouldn't have needed, I'm so very proud, you get a gold star!"
"Huh, the fourth was more ruthless than I expected." Kabuto adjusted his glasses a moment before shrugging. "Well, tell me, how quickly would you have put together that the son of a village's greatest hero is it's most hated citizen?"
"The moment I saw him," Orochimaru said flatly. "Also, who else would that sentimental idiot have put the Kyuubi into? He certainly wouldn't have put it into someone else's child now would it?"
Orochimaru closed his eyes and calmed himself. This would not do-There was too much to do and so little time to do it in. "Just get me two wives for him in two days or we are doomed! If the Kaguya Kin doesn't work out we'll send Tayuya as a replacement!"
"Right, right." Kabuto nodded his head a bit in consideration. "Well if all else fails, you can always jump into the Kaguya Kin." The boy wisely vanished before Orochimaru could respond
"Brat," Orochimaru muttered.
-o-o-o-
"Ah, good to see you're awake now, Sasuke." Kakashi smiled happily as he settled into a chair in front of the bed while Naruto was grinning broadly and Sakura smiled slightly. "I needed to have a talk with you about some arrangements your mother made for you."
Sasuke blinked, then blinked again as he stared at Kakashi. "... What arrangements?"
"Well, I'm not sure how to break this easily to you, so I'll just come out and tell you." Kakashi smiled reassuringly back at Sasuke before continuing. "It's time for you to marry Naruto."
There was a moment of absolute silence in the room, before three young voices erupted into a simultaneous "WHAT?!"
Ignoring the screams and stares, Kakashi casually pulled out a scroll and handed it over to Sasuke with a smile. "Well, this should explain everything."
Narrowing his eyes Sasuke grabbed the scroll and quickly unfurled it only to blink a smoke suddenly exploded and he suddenly felt... different. Very, very different. Eyes going wide, Sasuke looked up at Kakashi and spoke. "Kakashi-sen..."
Everyone but Kakashi froze once more as the heard the silken, sweet and quite feminine voice leaving Sasuke's lips. Twitching a now even more delicate brow, wider eyes latched onto Kakashi as thick lashes narrowed black eyes into slits. "What. Just. Happened?"
"Oh, the Seal Naruto's father placed on you was released, Satsuko." Kakashi smiled cheerfully as he pointed to the scroll. "You're back to your birth gender. Like I said, the scroll explains everything."
Growling softly, Sasuke turned her attention to the scroll, Sharingan flashing to life as she scanned down it in a rapid manner before immediately paling even further. Suddenly tossing the scroll aside where it was picked up by a curious Sakura, Sasuke immediate lifted up the sheets of her bed and stuck her hand down her pants. A slight whimper left her lips as she confirmed, yes, she was indeed 100% female now.
"Well, look on the bright side!" Kakashi chirped up. "You'll finally get to go through puberty!" He paused a moment, before shrugging off the incredulous stares. "What? As Sasuke, she never got to go through it. Hence why she had no interest what so ever in girls OR guys. Now though, I'm fairly certain things should start ramping up rather quickly." He paused again, before tapping his chin lightly. "Don't worry, I'm sure you can get together with Neji and Shikako to form some kind of group therapy for girls who'd lived most of their lives as guys and are now girls again, married to Naruto."
"WHAAAAAAAT?!" This time, it was only Naruto who screamed, his eyes wide in terror as he stared in disbelief at Kakashi.
"Oh yes." Kakashi nodded his head casually as he fought down the grin at Naruto's expression. "It seems you're going to have yourself quite the little harem there." Pausing a moment, he suddenly straightened up. "Oh, wait, I need to check something, lemme see where your seal was, Satsuko."
"My name is Sasuke." The still dumbfounded girl muttered lightly even as Kakashi pulled back the collar of her jacket and nodded happily.
"No, actually its Satsuko on your birth ceritificate. We checked." Kakashi countered agreeably. "And look on the bright side of things! The curse seal is now completely gone!"
"Um, does that mean that Neji's seal will be gone too?" Naruto spoke up hesitantly as he quickly latched onto a thought tangent that didn't revolve around how cute Sasuke, errr... Satsuko was.
"Should be." Kakashi agreed amiably. "That was part of why her father agreed on it after all."
"Is there anything else I should know about, while I'm still conscious, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked numbly.
"You're also getting that Temari girl from Suna. You might get Kiba's sister if she decides she's interested. We have a way of making Gaara's seal more stable, but it will turn her into another girl for you, so that'll be up to him. Oh, and Orochimaru will be sending you a lot of money and a bride soon himself." Kakashi paused a moment rubbing his chin. "Or, you'll inherit everything he's built/come up with since he took out that loan from your father."
"Oh... ok." And with that Naruto's eyes rolled up into the back of his head and he collapsed, bonelessly into a heap.
"Well, he took that better than I expected him to." Kakashi admitted before turning to Satsuko who was staring into her shirt. "Sorry, Satsuko, but really it's not very likely you're going to develope very much there. You are an Uchiha afterall."
Kakashi grinned slightly as he watched the newly a girl again stare at him a moment, before teh full weight of exactly what was going on hit her, along with the sudden realization of how cute Naruto was. It was all too much for her newly awakened mind to handle and she too crumpled back unconscious. Next, his single eye turned onto the still apparently catatonic Sakura.
"So, Sakura, how's it feel knowing you've been lusting after a girl, who had no interest in other girls what so ever? I mean, really, if you were so interested, why didn't you just hook up with your blonde Yamanaka friend?" Kakashi smiled benevolently to his final genin, who whimpered softly in response, before the last bit of her handle on consciousness snapped and she fainted along with her teammates.
"Hmmm... Yup, still got it," Kakashi said cheerfully, before pausing as he eyes his three comatose studens. "I really, really shouldn't...." Suddenly he grinned down right evilly. "But, that doesn't mean I won't!"
-o-o-o-
Sakura groaned softly as she became aware that she was again awake. For a moment, she wondered exactly why she'd been unconscious, the last thing she could really recall was that they were going to visit Sasuke-kun in the hospital. Still, she snuggled into the heat next to her, rubbing her cheek against the smooth, firm pillow as she pressed herself far more firmly into it.
A part of her dimly recalled that she was almost completely lacking her clothes, and that she didn't sleep that way typically. It was of course, quickly ignored for the fact that she was quite, quite comfortable. Then, another part of her pointed out that she was apparently bound in some fashion. That was enough to force her to crack open her emerald eyes to take a look.
An instant later, she wasn't sure if she should have. Not only was she in her current state of undress, so was the rest of her team. A team she was now sharing a hospital bed with, her arms wrapped around Naruto's waist, much like Sasuke's were. It was then another little fact filtered through her mind. Sasuke was in deed a girl. A slight twinge went through her as she realized how the sleeping Satsuko seemed almost like a delicate, porcelain doll. Slender, with flawless creamy white skin, silken black hair and a pair of soft pouting lips that were pursed in her slumber.
Twitching slightly Sakura turned her head away from the picture of classical beauty, and took a moment to study her remaining male teammate. The male teammate she'd been using as a pillow. The male teammate who was most assuredly awake and looked on the verge of absolute panic.
Quickly, she tried to extricate her arms from around him, only to stare in horror as she realized they'd been tied firmly into place. Looking up and down, she noted that Naruto himself was bound spread eagle, with his hands and legs at each of the four posts of the bed. Glancing down, she saw her legs were wrapped about one of Naruto's own, ankles bound together. Another twitch passing across her face, she glanced up into Naruto's panicked eyes.
"Naruto... how did we end up in this situation?" Sakura tried to keep her tone measured and polite, but no small amount of anger began to leak through as the boy, who knew he kept such a hot body under neath that thick jacket and pants, began to squirm in his place.
"Err... I don't know?" Naruto answered honestly as he shifted slightly and blushed even more as Sakura growled slightly as she lightly rested her head again on his chest. "Last thing I remember... was Kakashi-sensei telling me... Um, yeah..."
"Oh, right... You're going to marry Sasuke... Satsuko, whatever he/she's name is." Sakura twitched slightly as she lightly stared at the other girl again. "Who, has spent almost her entire life as a boy, but still, somehow manages to look more feminine and beautiful than me."
"It's hardly my fault you're so worthless, Sakura." That oh so damned perfect feminine voice rose up, and made Sakura twitch even more as those black lashes swept open and those onyx eyes affixed onto her in an almost bored tone. "Now shut up, so I can go back to enjoying my sleep."
Sakura paused, before twitching again as she ground down on her teeth. "I am NOT worthless! And what the hell?! Do you even realize what kind of situation we're in?!"
"Sakura." The Uchiha spoke up on that same bored tone as she lightly arched a delicate brow upwards. "Incase you don't remember. I'm currently a girl. What's more, I'm a girl who's currently tied up to what's apparently her fiance. Who is going to marry a boy who is engaged to how many other girls again?"
"Um..." Naruto paused a moment as he did a bit of a mental calculation. "At least 4?"
"Right." Sasuke/Satsuko nodded her head before shrugging as she settled it back down against Naruto's chest. "So, while this is slightly embarassing to be found like this, YOU are the one who's tied up to an engaged man and his fiance. Not us."
"Err... Sasuke?" Naruto put forth hedgingly as he glanced at the boy turned girl. "Why... are you so calm about this?"
"I already looked over the scroll, Naruto." The girl shrugged her delicate shoulders before twitching herself. "I'm stuck with you for the rest of my life. Plus, you really are pretty cute." She paused a moment before blushing slightly as she shifted just a bit. "Um, I think that puberty thing is starting up now."
The first thing Naruto noted, was that Sasuke was cute. No, scratch that, normally she was beautiful, but she was absolutely adorable and cute when she blushed. The second, was that she was slender and delicate in a way that almost none of the other girls he knew were. Third, she was practically naked, pressed enticingly against him, and seemed to be enjoying herself.
"... Someone please tell me what the hell you three are doing." A new voice cut in as the three of them suddenly noticed a twitching Hokage standing in the door, her eyes locked onto three almost nude forms.
"Um... Heya, Granny." Naruto lightly waved with his wrist as he smiled sheepishly. "I.... don't really know, we were talking to Kakashi... blacked out and then we woke up like this."
"Team building exercise." Kakashi answered simply with an innocent smile from behind Tsunade, before vanishing in a puff of smoke before Tsunade could fully react.
"... Why did I come back to this mad house again?" Tsunade asked rhetorically as she sighed and lightly glared at Naruto. "I swear, brat..."
-o-o-o-