Author's Note:Hey guys! I'm back with the next chapter! I'll post the third one tonight, too. Hope you enjoy!
Still Pansy's POV
"Finished!" Phineas grinned.
"You boys..." I laughed. "Always solving our problems in less than 15 minutes."
Phineas took Perry's hand and led him to a beach chair. "Just lay here and we'll put these cords on your head so we can go into your subconscious. Don't worry, it won't hurt. You'll be asleep the whole time."
Perry anxiously sat down. "And you're sure this is safe?"
"Absolutely." Phineas rubbed his back. "You'll be fine, and with any luck, back to normal. Okay?"
"Okay." Perry let Phineas attach the wires. "Wait, who here is going into my head?"
"Probably me, Ferb, Pansy, and the evil pharmacist." Phineas said and glared at Doof. "Do you promise not to do anything evil in Perry's head?"
"Oh, fine..." Doof rolled his eyes. "And I'm not an evil pharmacist, I'm an evil scientist!"
"Sorry." Phineas said sarcastically and turned to the rest of the group. "Anyway, is everyone ready for their wires?"
"Yep." I took a deep breath and let Phineas attach the weird cords to my head.
"Isabella, you, Baljeet and Buford can stay here to monitor the machine. It certainly won't be Irving again..."
"Sure, Phineas!" Isabella sat in the chair at the machine and put on a headset.
"Here, Perry." Phineas handed him a pill and a glass of water. "This'll keep you asleep during the whole thing, okay?"
Perry took a shaky breath and swallowed the pill. Almost immediately, he went to sleep on the chair.
"Is everyone ready?" Isabella asked, and we all responded with "yes"es. "Okay, count backwards from four."
"Three, two, one..."
I opened my eyes. Phineas, Ferb, Doof and I were in a weird open space. The sky was all teal. So was the ground.
"Whoa..." I breathed. "Perry's head..."
"Mind-mistress to Deep-Divers!" Isabella's voice rang out from Phineas' headset. "Are you guys in?"
"Yep!" Phineas replied. "We'll tell you when we're ready to come out. Copy that."
"Why, hello!" Perry's voice said from behind us. We whipped around to see Perry with black nerdy glasses, three orange-green freckles on each of his cheeks and a calculator. No fedora.
"Wait, who is this platypus?" Doof looked confused. "It looks like Stephen with glasses and freckles!"
I shushed him. "Perry? You wear glasses?"
"Oh, heavens, no!" He chuckled. "They just make me look intelligent. I am referred to as the perspicacious part of Perry." He punched a few things in the calculator.
"Cool..." Phineas sounded a little worried. "This didn't happen when we were in Candace's head..."
"All subconsies are dissimilar." He replied and typed some more into the calculator.
"Ugh, ignore Mr. Smarty-Perry over there." Another voice scoffed. "Always on his stupid calculator..." We turned towards another version of Perry. This time he had a red, green and yellow jester hat with little bells that made little jingling noises.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Humor!" He grinned. "I tell all the stupid jokes."
"Which aren't funny at all..." Another Perry with sunglasses on his head and a leather jacket rolled his eyes and smirked at me. "I'm the Bad Boy around here, babe."
I giggled, almost to myself. "I didn't know that Perry has a bad side..."
"I'm sadly just a tiny part of him." He sighed dejectedly. "Intelligence over there is always telling me not to make Perry do anything, you know, bad."
"That makes more sense." I chuckled.
Another Perry walked up crying. "You're so beautiful..."
"Aw!" I blushed and smiled at him. "Thanks!"
Bad Boy Perry rolled his eyes. "Emotions is always crying about something..."
"Hey!" Phineas raised his voice to get all of the Perry's attentions. "We need some help! We're trying to find Perry's lost memories."
Intelligence thought. "Memories... Those are all the way across the brain!" He pulled out a big paper map and looked at it. "It would take a while, but we can get you there."
"Why are you even helping her?" Another Perry that looked a darker shade of teal than the rest snapped and pointed at me. "She dumped us over a handful of stupid flowers!"
"Do yourself a favor and ignore Irritability." Intelligence told me. "He's always holding grudges and snapping at people."
"Where's Perry the secret agent?" Phineas asked.
"Guarding the HQ." Intelligence replied. "He has no time for fun. Always working. We'll have to go there to get to the Vault of Memories." He traced his finger on the map where we had to go. "We have to pass Phineas and Ferb's place, too."
"You mean Ferb and I are here, too?"
"Yes, working on stuff in the Backyard." Intelligence smiled. "They're the engineers and construction workers around here. They find a way to fix everything! Really a big help."
"Great!" Phineas exclaimed. "I want to meet me!"
"You will." Nerdy Perry chuckled. "Come on, we should get going. There's a ski lift that goes right to Phineas and Ferb." He started walking on an orange path. "This way!" We followed him to a white ski lift that went across fields and hills of pink and purple pansies.
"Whoa!" I grinned. "That's a lot of flowers..."
Intelligence climbed in a chair. "Come on! It's a great view!" I sat beside him, and all of the Perry's followed behind us. Phineas, Ferb, and Doof got in last.
"I have no clue who all these platypuses are..." I heard Doof say. "But they sound just like Perry the Platypus..."
Phineas sighed. "They are Perry."
"No, they couldn't be! They don't have hats!"
I rolled my eyes at my nemesis' obliviousness and lowered my gaze to the view below. The ski lift dropped us off at a house that looked a lot like Phineas and Ferb's house.
"Cool!" Phineas exclaimed and lead the way to the backyard. Under the tree, an older-looking version of Phineas was working on a little trinket.
"Hey, Phineas!" Intelligence greeted. "How's it going?"
"Intelligence!" Older Phineas grinned and put down the small machine he was holding. He was wearing the same white and orange striped shirt as usual, with navy blue shorts. "What brings you here?"
"Just passing through. We're retrieving lost memories."
"Lost memories, huh?" Older Phineas frowned. "Positive or negative?"
Intelligence looked at me. "Did Perry remember anything at all?"
"He didn't seem to..." I replied and wondered what 'positive' and 'negative' meant.
"Both, then." He looked at Phineas again.
"Hm." Phineas lowered his head sympathetically. "Good luck."
"Thanks. We might need it." Intelligence sighed. "Where's Ferb?"
"Inside fixing the pipes." Phineas replied. "They burst again. But this time he's fixing them with invincible metal."
"Awesome!" Our Phineas grinned. "Ferb, make a note of that. Invincible metal."
Ferb took out a small notebook and wrote something down.
"Well, we should probably get going." Intelligence said. "See you later, Phin!"
"Bye, older version of me in my pet-platypus-who's-also-a-secret-agent's head!" Younger Phineas waved.
"Bye!" Older Phineas waved back and continued working.
Soon, we came upon what looked like a little town. A few other versions of Perry were walking around.
"We're just the main parts of Perry." Intelligence explained. "These are some of the minor sides."
And then I saw me. Only it wasn't me! It was me as some sort of super model! Tall, a great figure, perfect mascara and a beautiful light pink dress that showed just enough. Dare I say, I was jealous!
All the Perry's grinned stupidly at her. "Hey, Pansy!" They all said simultaneously.
Better-looking me smiled all-knowingly at them and hugged them each in turn. Then she strutted away without saying anything.
"Dang... She's a knockout!" Bad Boy Perry looked love-struck.
Intelligence seemed to notice my jealously. "We're only attracted to other parts of the imagination. You're ours, and not ours at the same time. All of the sides of Perry together is who you love."
"That makes sense... kind of..."
"Yes, it does sound pretty perplexing." He agreed. "But the truth often confuses you."
"True." I giggled and we kept walking. I was pretty flattered that Perry thought of me as some skinny model. I decided to bring that up to him after we found his memories.
We walked up to a teal and white building with a tall, chain link fence around the perimeter.
"Headquarters." Intelligence took the lead. "Come on."
When we went in, Perry with a fedora was sitting at a teal desk.
"State your name and business." He sounded fierce but polite.
"Ooh, see? This is Perry the Platypus!" Doof told Phineas. Secret Agent Perry ignored him.
Intelligence stepped forward. "Intelligence. We need to unlock Perry's memories as quickly as we can."
"Positive or negative?"
Intelligence frowned. "Both, if possible."
"Negative memories... Dangerous but do-able. I'll have to unlock the door." Agent P. stood up and walked to a brown door. It opened on its own. "Come along, then. I'll call in Monogram to watch the entrance."
Author's Note: ... So... What do you think about Intelligence? XD The concept I'm using is a little strange, but I think it fits. Look out for the next chapter!
