"Seriously, Kise, that is not something a middle school student should meddle with!" Midorima raised his voice with a blushing face.
"That is right, Ryouta. Why would you even care with Momoi's clothing preference?" Akashi added, his both arms crossed in front of his chest.
Kise gulped hard. Ahhhh, Akashicchi is so serious, he's really interested~
"But it is something men like us should meddle with~" Kise said slyly with a smug in his face.
"W-what!? That's completely non-sense! I can't believe you'll stoop down to a…to a p-perverted old geezer's level!" He answered back assisting the frames of his eyeglasses from falling down from his face.
He can't even say the word pervert, pfft.
"Your face completely says that opposite, Midorimacchi~" The blonde snickered.
"You little-"
"Maa, maa, Mido-chin, calm down, Kise-chin is obviously joking here…" Murasakibara patted the salad-head's back.
"Tch."
"I am not joking, Murasaki-cchi! It's ridiculously short but for some reason I can't see whatever it is underneath it!" Kise pointed out to the giant.
"So you actually tried to see what's beneath Momoi-san's skirt before?" Kuroko asked bluntly.
The other boys gasped in horror, including Aomine.
"W-well, I…it's not that I did try, it's just…maybe once? No, no…ughhh…Aominecchi, help me here! I know you've done it before!"
"W-what? The hell you asking me about!?" His face reddened.
"Wait, Aominecchi…You haven't tried…it out…peeking under her skirt….?" Kise's eyes grew in disbelief.
"No way, if it's Aomine we're talking about, he could have done it a million times." Midorima sassed.
Akashi nodded in agreement, as followed by Kuroko with a pierce gazed towards the cornered Aomine.
"Ahhh~ Mine-chin have probably done it…" Murasakibara waved his Pocky stick as if it was a wand towards Aomine.
"Of course he did, this is Aominecchi after all, ne? Don't be shy, we're all boys here." Kise beamed as if it was something normal to talk about.
"I-I haven't…" The tanned boy lowered his head.
"Huh? Seriously?" Kise was stunned.
"Aomine-kun…?" Kuroko took a step towards the boy and stared at his expression. H-he's not lying. He faced the other boys and nodded, signaling that Aomine was indeed telling the truth.
"I told you, I haven't tried, well, maybe I was curious, but like hell I would!...i-it's…I just don't do those…indecent stuff with her…" He said very softly as if he were a different person.
Ah, he's so pure. Everyone thought.
He's definitely a childhood friend.
Everyone turned silent, sort of sorry for Kise for leaking out the fact that Aomine Daiki is a loving childhood friend and is actually very pure. Kuroko silently patted Aomine's head.
I'm proud of you, Aomine-kun, I thought I was lone at being sane in this group.
"Dammit Tetsu…" He slapped his bestfriend's hand off his ruffled blue locks as if he just understood what those big light blue eyes were saying.
Ahhh, he's about to cry. Pure-mine.
"What's this all about?"
"N-Nijimura-senpai!?" The Six boys bolted from their seats.
"Huh? Why suddenly so shocked?" He asked further with a very curious face.
"Well…it's uh…" Kise looked away, beads of sweat racing one by one at his temples.
"Nijimura-senpai, apparently, Ryouta here is very much curious with Momoi's skirt, or rather, whatever is underneath it to be precise." Akashi coughed.
Nijimjura's expression turned indifferently. "W-what the…" He paused for a while; he placed his hand under his chin and closed his eyes for a mere minute.
Six pairs of eyes directed to him, waiting for a response, five are expecting a scolding about morality and human rights from their senpai, while the promoter is waiting for an agreement and cooperation.
"P-panties…right?" He continued, his face turning red after his own statement, as if he just realized what he said.
"N-Nijimura-senpai you're so bold!" Kise's eyes sparkled in delight.
Murasakibara choked with the Pocky sticks he was eating, Midorima turned his head away with a brighter red face while mumbling curses. Akashi just shook his head lightly trying to suppress his laughter and embarrassment at the same time, Aomine's expression is hard to describe, and Kuroko felt that he completely wanted to disappear not just from the court but from the face of the planet itself.
"See! See! I told you! It's a complete mystery!" Kise clapped his hands while lounging himself to their upper classman.
"O-oi…it's not a mystery idiot. I am sure. It's got to be panties." He smacked Kise's head with his hand.
"N-nijimura-senpai, can you please stop saying that word. It's so immodest." Midorima pleaded.
"What word…?...Ah, you mean panties?" Nijimura asked. "I see nothing wrong with the word PANTIES." He mocked the boy. Pfft, he looks like a beet with a wad of moss on top.
"Guh, Y-you're obviously doing it in purpose, senpai!" His red face worsening.
"Mido-chin, what's wrong with panties? It's just like you're saying buh-riefs~" Murasakibara explained forming his hands into a triangle shape. "See, briefs, panties. They're pretty much the same." He continued as he stretched his hands towards the green head's face.
"Murasakibara,g-get away from me." He tried to push away the purple giant.
"Well, Atsushi does have a point. If you are really curious, then the answer would be, ahem, underwear right?" Akashi faced the blonde.
"Puuuuh…I am really not satisfied with that answer, Akashicchi~" He pouted.
"Not satisfied? From what question, Ki-chan?" She beamed at the boys huddled by the bleachers.
"M-MOMOI!?" They chorused dropping all honorifics and nicknames.
"Ehhhhh? What's this about, just awhile ago you're all serious…" She crossed her arms examining each boy's facial expression.
"W-well, it's that…Uhmm….how should we say this…." Kise stuttering, he glanced at his senpai and signaled to get them away from this.
I got it. Nijimura nodded and looked at the boys before taking a step towards the girl.
"Well, Momoi, it's that we are curious with what's unde—"
STUPID!
"Under wha—"
Then came a flying canister of potato chips (not Pringles!) towards his head that knocked him off from his balance. All boys looked behind and saw Midorima in a I-just-shoot-a-potato-chip-canister-towards-his-head-to-save-your-souls-so-be-thankful-morons- stance.
Ahhh, Midorimacchi you totally saved us!~
"Mido-chin that was mine, buuh, that was expensiveee." Murasakibara held the hem of his shirt.
Just then his glasses fell off his face with a horrified expression. The other miracles shifted their gazes to where they were just looking awhile ago.
"Hnn…s-senpai, can you please stand up, you're actually heavy…" She sighed.
Jaws dropped metaphorically on the floor upon the sight of Nijimura-senpai on top of their pink manager, only his arms supporting his weight and dignity.
He then took notice of the drastic situation he was in and quickly carried himself up. "A-a-ahh s-sorry about that…that goddamn potato chip." He cursed under his breath. "Oh, let me…help you up." He offered his hand to the young girl.
"T-thank you senpai." She smiled at him. "No probl—"
"…"
"Hmph, if you guys don't really want to be disturbed with your whatever-secret-meeting-that-is; do it in a more private place." She turned her back against the boys.
"Phew, we were almost found out! Nijimura-senpai, you actually tried to—" The blonde stopped upon noticing the frozen boy.
"Senpai?" Akashi tapped his shoulders.
He just stood there, his arm still extended from helping Momoi up, with a very bright red face, and a noticeable irregular breathing pattern.
"Nijimura-senpai? What happened to you, oi." Aomine pounded his back.
"Aomine-kun, don't do that, you might kill him." Kuroko joined pounding their captain's back.
"Dammit you two cut it out!" He slapped their hands off his back.
"You're back to your senses, Nijimura-senpai." Midorima pushed his glasses back.
His face brightened again and he covered his face with his two hands. "I…I s-saw it…"
"SAW WHAT?!" The miracles gasped.
He shook his head in reply. "Now my d-dignity's gone…" He repeated over and over.
"What dignity!? The hell you talking about?" Aomine slightly raised his voice.
"Under…s-saw….my dignity." He continued shaking his head.
"D-don't tell, you saw what's underneath there!?" Aomine pulled his collar.
"Wouldn't it be Momoi-san who's supposed to lost her dignity?" Kuroko squinted his eyes at the thought.
"You did Senpai!? W-what did you see!?" Kise pushed Aomine away.
"I..I…" Kise gulped hard, more sweat forming as his excitement diffused around everyone.
"I don't want to talk to you morons for a while! Get away from me!" He yelled smacking Kise's head again, this time, harder. He ran away to who-knows-where with his face still covered by his hands, leaving the astonished miracles.
"W-weird." Aomine commented.
"Definitely." Kuroko's gaze met everyone's.
After a short while of silence, Aomine coughed lightly, he stared at Kise and nodded lightly.
Owwww, now they're interested.
Kise's golden eyes sparkled as the other boys directed their full attention to him.
The blonde lowered his head.
"I understand."
"He already solved the mystery…"
"But we…"
"We're not gonna lose!"
I don't know what I was writing! It might sound OOC so I'm sorry for that. I even portrayed them as perverted boys puuhhh I'm so despicable.
Please R&R if you like it...in a way.
Thank you btw, for the new reviews! ;v;)/33
The next chapter is most likely a detour from these mini series. ^q^ Tho I'm actually planning to write another series, still Momoi-centric. A future AU, probably very,very angsty. Still not sure since I'm not really dedicating majority of my time with writing, it's just a side-hobby after all :3
