I'm guessing some of you may be curious as to why I stopped writing for a year, well, let's just say that when I was writing for Legend of Miraculous, some came and usurped all my efforts and planning. From my knowledge, that story has been posted in the crossover section for LoZ and Miraculous Ladybug. It was such a vicious fallout I had to stop everything.

But that's in the past, so let's continue!

Mina groaned and huddled into her bedsheets as her phone went off again in the morning hours. And on the weekend too! After the twelfth time it buzzed, she huffed and grabbed it before ducking back under her covers. The pink pigmented heroine glared her dark eyes at the screen. Let's see...

Unique hero news, sending to Midoriya.

Update from Mom and Ellen on their Eurotrip. Oh hey! Team Miraculous was spotted in Berlin. Cool!

Junk mail, junk mail, junk mail, shipping couple #1 photos, Tumblr post-

Drop the base.

Mina's eyes went wide as she started scrolling up to find the messenger. She took a long look to see -

"Okay, Kirishima, what did you just do?" Kyouka asked as she sat at the counter. Denki splayed over the counter from the waist up, his dim expression drooling a bit.

Eijirou just smirked as he stood against the kitchen cabinets and held up his hand in a countdown. Three... two... one...

SHYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

A shrill scream was heard, followed by several booms. The trio was soon joined by the class speedster.

"Who was it that was screaming!? Is everyone all right?! What did Bakugou destroy? Is Mineta doing his perversions again?" Tenya was already flailing his arms and shifting his gaze everywhere, his nightcap following in tandem.

"I'll explodo-kill your skull next, engine block! It ain't me this time!" growled the shirtless form of Katsuki as he jumped on top of the sofa's edge, Hanta following behind drowsily and collapsing onto the adjacent couch.

Mashirao ran into the room, a floating bundle of clothes hanging off of his tail, Tooru letting go when he stopped, Minoru following close behind. The invisible girl bounded over to a free stool next to Kyouka. "What's going on? Ojiro and I were just chatting in the hall when we heard screaming."

Eijirou just chuckled. "That, my friends -"

- "I ain't your friend, shit hair!" Katsuki snarled. -

"- is the sound of the Alien Queen."

"EIJIROU!"

They all heard the yelling from the hall, but no one was seen. They heard the distinct hissing sound coming from the ceiling. Looking up saw a familiar mop of pinkish white hair.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! IT'S JUST LIKE THAT KINKY HOLLYWOOD CROSSOVER FLICK OF ALIEN AND THE RING!" Minoru screamed.

"Not the time for this, Mineta."

Eijirou walked in front of where Mina dropped to the floor, her head downcast as she gripped his shirt with both hands.

"Kirishima Eijirou," her voice was even, but it grew as she continued speaking without looking at him. "I swear to god if those pics were fake, so help me I WILL BREAK YOU!"

"They're legit, I promise. Took them myself." Eijirou grinned, his better arm beating his chest lightly.

Mina's head shot up and bright stars glittered in her eyes and her smile tried to match. "YEAAAAAAHHHH! IT'S CANON! Yuuga, get the bubbly! Celebraaaaaate!"

"Oui, mademoiselle~ " Yuuga replied as he appeared laying on top of the counter to everyone's surprise holding a handful of champagne flutes. Denki was waking up from his stupor, only to have his vision filled with Yuuga's butt, making him jump back.

"Oh god! Yeauch! Haven't I been tortured enough this morning?" he moaned.

"That depends, Kaminari," someone said behind him, gaining attention of the class. Momo stood there with her hair down, flanked by Shouto and Mezou. Momo continued, "Are you and Mineta up to your old schemes?"

Denki shook his head in fervor and, when glancing over to his impromptu partner, saw the grape-headed boy looking away, a nervous silent whistle at his lips. Despair etched on Denki's face, and Kyouka moved around to pat his shoulder.

But not before jabbing her lobe into the pervert's skull. Soon after, Tsuyu, Rikidou, Fumikage, and Kouda came down and took a seat someplace in the common area. A few minutes later, Shouto asked what was on everyone's mind.

"Where are Midoriya and Uraraka?"

It took most of her restraint, but Mina held in her vicious giggling. Others... not so much.

"Who gives a flying rat's ass where Deku and Round-face are, Half-and-half?" Katsuki snapped.

Shouto glanced over at his vantage point. "Apparently I do."

"You wanna go right now!?" Katsuki jumped off the sofa and sauntered towards him.

"Midoriya is usually up before all of us training. Him being late is kind of worrying."

"And Uraraka wouldn't waste time either, she's been taking after him a bit."

"Man, I hope they're okay."

"Should someone go check on them?"

Katsuki felt his irritation growing and let loose explosions. "LISTEN DAMN WELL, YOU IDIOTS! YOU'RE GONNA DROP THIS WHOLE THING AND FORGET IT, OR I'M GONNA -"

"Would You All Be QUIET!" Katsuki and the class was silenced as a small voice piped up. Everyone's turned to the stairwell to see Eri squinting her eyes and wrapped in her blanket, a small pillow dangling from her horn. She gave an uncharacteristic scowl she no doubt learned from watching Aizawa-sensei. "You're being too loud. Mama and Papa are sleeping."

A moment of silence passed as Eri tromped up the stairs again. Katsuki glared at Eijirou, who gave a thumbs-up as Mina was getting the vintage ginger cola out. He scoffed and hunched down onto the sofa again.

Alright, alright, everyone. How was that? C'mon, minions, gimme those reviews!