"TANUKI!~"

Oh for gods sake... "What is it now, Dassai?" I ask. He grabs me by my arm and starts dragging me into one of the rooms. "H-hey! What's the meaning of this!? Let me go!" What's gotten into him?! He didn't even say anything! "I gotta show you this! I found another weird story! But this time it's for us!" He snickered. Please no... Not this again...

Dassai quickly urges me to sit down in front of the laptop. "Please don't let this be anymore male pregnancies..." I mutter. Dassai laughs and shakes his head. "No, no, I didn't find anymore but I found this and it's even better!" He grins.

By better, I'm sure he means it's going to be a worse experience for me to read...

"Go, read it!" He's really impatient to see my reaction again... Well, lets see what this things even about since it has a summary.. "Lets see," I mutter. "After a long night of drinking with Dassai, Tamazuki being forced into going along with him..." This just already seems bad. "Warning... Smut, yaoi, drunks and... B-BDSM?!" I glare at Dassai who's trying not to laugh.

How the hell does he even find these things!? "S-seriously?! Do I have to read this?!" He nods. Ugh.. Faster I read this, faster it'll be done with...

"GNH- NO- WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE BOTTOMING-" I yelp. Dassai is already laughing his guts out. "W-why!? Th-This is even worse than the other one...!" Dassai tries to form words but all I could comprehend was: "K-keep going!"

I let out a shaky breath and continue to read. "He carefully untied the sash of the Tanuki's robe and tied his wrists together over his h- NO! PLEASE- GAH- WHY?!" I really don't want to read this anymore, this is even worse than what I've heard about 'Fifty Shades of Grey' or something like that!

"H-he slowly pushed away the folds of his robe... E-ex-" I scream in horror at this, I never drink and I wouldn't be... Aroused by this anyway! And I sure as hell won't ever drink after this! "It gets better!" I hear Dassai start gasping for breathe from laughing.

I swallow and scroll down a bit more.

I whine at what is now going on in the 'FanFiction'. "Y-you wouldn't really d-do this would you, D-Dassai?" I mutter, glancing over to him. He shakes his head and laughs slightly again from when he calmed down. "Aha.. Never would dream of it~." I sigh in relief. "I swear, you ever make me read another one of these..." I groan.

Dassai pats my back and grins. "Hey, if I find another one I will!"

"I DONT WANT TO READ ANYMORE OF THESE!"