A/N: Because I didn't do this last time:

Disclaimer: I don't own the Percy Jackson series, Rick Riodan does!

Chapter 2

"FOR THE LAST TIME, WHERE ARE YOUR BURRITOS?"

"Sir, we don't have burritos!"

"LIES! I know you have burritos! You're just hiding them from me! Your ads all say so!"

"Sir—"

[Whispering] "Percy, why are you recording this?"

"I'm waiting for him to realize we're not really at Taco Bell."