A/N: Because I didn't do this last time:
Disclaimer: I don't own the Percy Jackson series, Rick Riodan does!
Chapter 2
"FOR THE LAST TIME, WHERE ARE YOUR BURRITOS?"
"Sir, we don't have burritos!"
"LIES! I know you have burritos! You're just hiding them from me! Your ads all say so!"
"Sir—"
[Whispering] "Percy, why are you recording this?"
"I'm waiting for him to realize we're not really at Taco Bell."
