Hey, guys! this would probably be the WEIRDEST CHAPTER I WILL EVER WRITE IN HISTORY! but either way, i hope it's good enough for you guys!
warnings: smut, language, and weird stuff happening with Loki!
disclaimer: don't own anyone except OC!
Chapter 4: Strange, yet sexy happenings
Amber POV:
We were sleeping in, exhausted from getting my things, and I was feeling a little better about telling Loki about what happened that lead up to me putting a restraining order on Chris, and as I was getting up, I felt something a little strange on my back, at first I thought that it was just Loki snuggling too close to me, for him I figured that it was a protective thing that he did. But, as I was turning in my sleep, I felt someone else's breasts on mine, causing me to pop my eyes open, I realized it was Loki, although he was still male, I looked down, and he developed his own set of breasts! I pinched a nipple gently, and milk came out of it! "What the holy fuck!?" I ask wiping his milk on the bed sheets and getting up from bed. I speed walked to the bathroom, grabbing my hairbrush and my deodorant, along with my clothes. As I was washing myself, I contemplated on how to tell my husband that he got his own boobs without having him laugh at me like I told a joke. "Why….how would this even happen?!" I ask still bewildered about my 'strange surprise'. But as soon as I got up from dipping my head in the tub, I saw Loki looking at me with an annoyed expression.
"Wife, why are you in here without me?" he asked having his hands on his hips. His boobs were still there, but I didn't know if he knew about it. "Uhh, touch your chest." I said pointing to mine. Loki had an amused smirk on his face. "Ooh, getting frisky are we?" he asked getting in the tub with me. "Seriously, touch your chest for a few seconds." I said more firmly. He did, and the look on his face was priceless! He conjured a mirror to have a closer look, and he nearly flipped his lid open. "ODIN'S TOES! WHY HAVE I GROWN A PAIR OF BREASTS!?" He screamed clutching his chest, but in the process, he pinched his nipples, causing milk to come out and hit the mirror. He was skeptical for a few seconds, until he conjured up a book and after skimming and reading some stuff for a few minutes, he turned to me with possibly the world's sexiest yet amused smirk I had ever seen in my life, and got in the bathtub, naked of course, and sat there in front of me.
"What, why are you looking at me like that, did you find out why this happened?" I ask trying to get out of the tub. "Yes, darling I have found out why it happened: according to Jotun tradition, the males develop their own breasts to feed their mates to ensure fertility for when they should have a child, it's only temporary, until their mate is pregnant." He said going towards me. I tried to swim away from him, but he caught me, holding me firm to his chest, my mouth on his nipple, beckoning me to suckle from him, which I found extremely weird in my book. "Uh, don't you find this extremely odd that you are having me breast feed from you, just to make sure I would be pregnant?" I asked trying to avoid his nipple. Loki was in thought for a moment then I felt his chest vibrate in laughter for a moment. "I did at first, but after reading it, I understand why it's happened, and frankly, I find it to be what you midgardians call a 'turn-on'." He said smoothing his hands towards my butt and squeezing it. I quirked an eyebrow at this statement he made, and I was a little, ok REALLY embarrassed to 'breast feed' off my husband just to ensure that I would be pregnant. I groaned to myself, put my mouth back on his nipple and started suckling on him. It felt so weird to say the least and to add to the cringe-worthy insanity that was already brewing in my mind, I felt him getting hard underneath me and he was moaning. I squeaked a little bit in fright when he was making those noises, but he smoothed his hand down my back, trying to make me relax. Then, the somewhat 'WHAT THE FUCK!?' worthy moment happens: I feel his hard as a rock member at my entrance, indicating to me that he was seriously turned on by me feeding off him, to where he spread my legs apart a little further and thrusted in me while still feeding off him. After that was all done, he pulled out of me, I took my mouth off his nipple, and we were laying in the tub for a little bit, trying to get some bearings together. "Loki?" I ask after a few minutes of silence. "Yes, little wife?" he asked, playing with my hair. "That had to be the weirdest thing I had ever experienced in my life, but it was strangely arousing." I explained. "It was odd for me too Amber, I never felt anything like that before. I'm sorry if it made you uncomfortable wife, I never meant to make you nervous." He said tipping my head so he could see my face. I looked down, his breasts were still there, but wanting to make him feel a little better, I kissed his Adam's apple gently, moving down to his chest, suckling a little more milk for good measure. He quirked an eyebrow, confused by what I did, so I kissed his lips, he smiled a little bit, feeling somewhat relaxed. After we were finished with our bath, the one thing on my mind was finding my husband a bra to wear; I needed to measure him out in order to get the right size because I didn't know if he would fit into mine.
Tony POV:
While we waited for Bruce to get finished with identifying the stuff that was on Amber's bed, Thor was pacing around the place, obviously still angry that Loki kidnapped Amber and made her his wife, not that I can blame him for it. "Bruce, you finished with identifying the stuff yet, it's getting to feel like one of those suspense movies up in here." I asked trying to be calm for Amber's sake. "Not, yet…..yeah, got it…..oh sweet mother of Aphrodite." He said trying to maintain calm. We got to the computer and it was not a pretty picture that was painted: the stuff on the bed was Loki's sperm and Amber's, well whatever came out of women after sex. "We CANNOT tell either agent hill or Fury or anyone about this, ok guys?!" Clint said. "Ok, but Amber was here, at SHIELD, the whole goddamn time?!" Natasha asked in shock. "Guys, let's be more calm about this! If any of us were to be in Amber's shoes, we would have to deal with this more civil, but Barton's right, we can't tell anyone about what we found!" Steve said trying to have us calmer. "Don't you worry capsicle, I have a flash drive with me and I can keep the data that Bruce found safe and sound with me, unless it falls in the wrong hands!" I said handing my flash drive, which was a lexar flash drive, to Banner, who put the thing in the hard drive and copied the data in there, putting the other stuff in safer places and we were off to the tower, hoping we could keep what Banner found to ourselves without any issues regarding SHEILD.
Loki POV:
It felt odd that I had grown my own set of breasts, but after looking into Jotun societies, I understood why it happened, and I was incredibly aroused by this, but I never meant for my little bride to be confused and scared about this happening to me during this marriage between us, but the next thing I knew, she was measuring my tits. "Umm, wife, what are you doing?" I ask quirking an eyebrow up. "I'm trying to measure you so that you could wear a bra, unless you want your boobs bouncing like nobody's business." She said trying to have her fingers avoid my hardened nipples. "Wife, when we are here, I won't wear a silly midgardian undergarment." I say trying not to moan at the contact. "True but what would happen should we decide to go out and about, Loki?" she countered as she finished measuring me. I rolled my eyes and after she put this 'measuring tape' contraption away, I grabbed her and put her on our bed, straddling her hips, holding her firm to me. "If we were to 'go out and about' as you put it, I would have to protect you from any threat that comes towards you, bride. Remember that for both our sakes." I said rolling my hips against hers, hoping to somehow make my point. She just got madder at me than usual. "Yes, daddy, I know that!" she sassed. I growled at her, going nose to nose with her, warning her not to mess with me, despite being immortal. "Wife, don't you think of testing me….unless you want your friends to try and kill me." I said looking fiercely at my wife, who was angrier the more I had antagonized her, until I looked closer at her face and she was trying to hide some pain and sickness, I figured it was from the bond being tested against us fighting.
I softened as I reached behind her back, massaging the spot where our bond was connected, and she had her mouth on my nipple, suckling me, taking in my milk. "Look, I know you are not exactly thrilled about suddenly having breasts, but for our sakes you need to wear something that might support them while we might be out and about sometimes, but only if we are home alone, you don't have to wear a bra, deal?" she asked after detaching herself from me, massaging the spot on my lower back. She wasn't a reasonable woman for nothing, perhaps that's why my instincts screamed for me to claim her during my sentencing, another piece of my wife discovered. So far the things I liked about her were her blush, her body, her kisses, she was compassionate, and I had yet a lot more things to discover, though. "Deal. Although if I don't fit into those undergarments you have, I need to change genders in order to have some of my own." I said kissing her butterfly soft. So, we were trying on her bras to see if they would fit, which unfortunately they didn't at first, until Amber was kind enough to show me how to adjust the straps, making the bra fit me perfectly. "The only problem we have so far is that I don't think I would have enough bras for both of us, so I hate to have to do this to you, Loki…but we need to go bra shopping for you." She said apologetically. I was not happy that we were to do this, so I switched genders. "Let's go then, darling." I said with my feminine voice.
Amber POV:
We went to a department store to find him some bras to wear because he can't exactly wear mine forever; I needed to get some for him so that he wouldn't have to worry about wondering where mine was. As we were looking around, Loki was picky about the types of bras that were there. He hated the ones with the wire on the bottom, not that I can blame him, water bras, forget it, he even hated the strapless bras that were there. "This is so crazy, how long does it take just to find a bloody bra my size?!" Loki asked clearly annoyed about how they didn't have his size, but I was smart enough to write his size down on a piece of paper so we could look for a decent bra for him. We found bras that were even questionable like a 'peephole bra', the 'male bra', the 'cup-less bra', even a u-plunge bra; I would've killed my husband if he got a nursing bra though. "Hold on, honey, let me see if I can find somebody to help out with this situation." I said while leaving Loki to find something he would be wearing. I finally found someone who might be able to help us with this problem and took her to me and Loki, who seemed to have been fond of nursing bras. "Can I help you two with anything?" she asked as I swiped the bra away from his grasp. "Yes, we need to get some bras for my friend here, her bras aren't doing any good for her, so she needs to have some new ones that are comfortable, she's really picky about her bras." I explained to the employee, much to the dismay of my husband. "Well, let's see if we can find the right bra for you, ma'am." The employee said assuring my husband and me about our 'daring quest'. "I am not picky, wife…I will have you know that much." He whispered in my ear. "Yes, you are picky; I don't think you want to be running around with your boobs bouncing while we are still here, don't you?" I ask trying to get him to simmer down enough for him to at least try some bras on. He complied enough to have the lady tell him about what kind of bra he would want before going inside the dressing room to try it on. When he got there, he pulled me inside the place, strangely enough wanting company in there. The first one he tried on was a cacique bra that he thought was comfortable, provided he adjusted the straps for it. The next one was a bra that was closed in the front, something he found arousing, yet it was comfortable for him.
We got his stuff, including a bunch of nursing bras just to make me mad, and headed for the register. The cashier rose his eyebrows high, but he scanned the stuff and just as I had gotten maybe 120$ to pay for the bras that Loki felt were comfortable I felt someone was watching us. "Well, look at the pretty little woman…" someone said hitting on us. I could tell Loki wasn't happy about the lewd men eyeing me for a quickie. "Loki, calm down, ok? Let's just get the stuff paid for and get out of here, alright?" I ask smoothing my hand down his arm, trying to have him calm. As we were trying to leave, one of the guys went behind us and made the mistake of grabbing Loki's breasts from behind. He turned and threw a hand around the guy's neck, wanting to end him, but decided on throwing him across the store crashing into a hanger full of women's lingerie. I turned to the guy's friend and he ran away, served that idiot right! We got to a faraway enough distance from the store and teleported back to Asgard, with our stuff on hand. "I don't ever want to do that again, unless that man wanted to go or another round!" Loki said getting back to his male form. "I know it wasn't exactly what you wanted to do, but at least we got you some stuff that would be comfortable for you, didn't we?" I ask when he was shirtless. "I guess, but still, I don't know if I would feel that comfortable around lewd mortals like that one!" Loki said still angry that the guy grabbed Loki's breasts. I hoped everything would go well in this marriage, provided that things get settled down between everyone else.
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