Chapter 7
Disclaimer: Not Rick Riodan
Prompt from oOStarryEyedOo: Mullet
"WHOA! Look at that VIEW! The Grand Canyon is so... Grand..."
"Very intelligent, Percy."
"Hey guys, do you think I'd look good with a mullet?"
"I think you'd look like my Uncle Christian."
"Cool!"
"... My Uncle Christian was a drag queen."
