Chapter 7

Disclaimer: Not Rick Riodan
Prompt from oOStarryEyedOo: Mullet


"WHOA! Look at that VIEW! The Grand Canyon is so... Grand..."

"Very intelligent, Percy."

"Hey guys, do you think I'd look good with a mullet?"

"I think you'd look like my Uncle Christian."

"Cool!"

"... My Uncle Christian was a drag queen."