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Prompt from America's Ham: kitten
"Ooh! Percy come look at this! It's a KITTEN!"
"Grover, step away from the kitten."
[Whining:] "Whyyy?"
"Because, in our world, a kitten could really be a giant, man–and satyr– eating monster."
"Oh, yeah... this kitten DOES have red eyes and... did it just grow up a foot?"
"Grover... RUN."
