Disclaimer: Not Rick Riodan (is it clear that I'm not RR & can just skip these from now on?)
Prompt from Youknowme: Fangirl
"OMG I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN OMG OMG I THINK I'M HYPERVENTILATING... I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M SEEING YOU GUYS AND GROVER YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HOW I IMAGINED AND I HOPE I'M NOT JUST BEING A RAMBLING FANGIRL BUT OMG ANNABETH ARE YOU AS SMART AS THE BOOKS SAY YOU ARE? AND PERCY DO YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE A DAM PROBLEM? AND IS ZUES REALLY— OMG! IS THAT THALIA?"

"Um, what just happened? And what did she mean by 'the books'?"

"Um... Funny story, ha, ha..."