A/N to averagewriter: 1) The zoo was used in 20 (which yu didnt know) & since you gave so many I just picked 1 that interested me the most
Prompt from averagewriter: Unicorns

"Hey, unicorns must exist, right?"

"Um, how does Mount Rushmore make you think of that?"

"I dunno, but they must, right? Since the Greek gods exist?"

"... Percy, Greek gods and unicorns aren't even the same area of mythology. HOW do they relate to each other at ALL?"

"... So is that a yes or no...?"