Prompt from Adorkable Snowmen: Spies

"Hey, guys, wouldn't I be an AWESOME spy?"

"WHAT? Annabeth, Grover's a spy? Why can't I be a spy?"

[Sighing:] "Percy, none of us are spies."

"But spies lie and cover their identity. Which means you're just covering our identities."

"From OURSELVES?"

"Yes... That's genius... WE ARE SO THE BEST SPIES EVER!"

[Whack]