Odd Alliances in the Land of Green

The Capsule Corp ship was entering the Namekian atmosphere at first giving the appearance of a shooting star out of control and on fire. But all of a sudden the ship managed gain ahold of itself and turn its bottom towards the ground. The ship slowly but surely came to a landing spot on a small green island. At the last moment however, the ship smashed on to the ground and the landing gear came out.

The ramp slowly came down from the spaceship's door as the spaceship door slowly opened. A space suited figure emerges in the colors of capsule corp from the space ship walking slowly down the ramp. The figure seems to put great emphasis on each step. Finally the figure gets to the ground painfully slowly steps on to the surface.

The figure places both feet on to the ground looks at the largest of the Namekian suns rising above the horizon. The figure puts its hand up to shield from the sun. Out of a pocket the figure takes out a pop up flag of Capsule Corp. The figure places the flag into the soil. The figure salutes the flag.

On the radio, Bulma "Its one small step for Bulma one giant leap for mankind." On the radio, Krillin "Bulma from all of us here on the space ship and for posterity. I would like to ask you. Who the hell taught you how to fly!?" On the radio, Bulma "Shut up this is my moment!"

The door to the space ship flies open and Kunlun came rushing out to the nearby water and started puking. Bulma is a hurry takes off her helmet and screams "Are you insane!? You just rushed out on to an alien planet without a space suit!"

Bulma look to realize what she had done and her face went blue her hands went to her throat and she started to gag. She fell to the ground and started to struggle on the surface. As she was struggling a realization came over her that she was being watched. She looked to see that the other were standing over her not knowing what to do.

Bulma took a breath realizing that the atmosphere had oxygen in it. She looked at them embarrassed shoot up very quickly dusted herself off. Bulma, angry "I would have been right like 99% of the time. Besides you have no idea what kind of germs are in this atmosphere. In short it's a really stupid to just march on to a planet without space suits."

Chi-Chi "Yeah but Kunlun sort of opened the door already so it was already too late." She takes out the radar turns it on. The screen flashes on to show the seven dragon ball. Two on their own and five altogether in one spot.

Bulma confused "Huh?" Krillin "What is it?" Bulma "Someone is already collecting the dragon balls."

Chi-Chi "Really I would hate to steal somebody's wish. Maybe if we explain are self's to them they will give them up." Suno "What if they don't?" Chi-Chi "Well I guess we wait a year."

Bulma "Based on the orbit of Namek I would say that the Planet's year is a lot shorter than Earth like I think it's only two months or so." Kunlun "Isn't that convenient." Bulma "Yeah its great isn't it. Well let's get out their meet some locals and get those dragon balls…"

In the sky is the Saiyan Attack Ball entering the atmosphere above them and then crashing down on the surface a ways away. Bulma is once again blue in the face and asks "Is that…?" Krillin "Kakarrot!"

Chi-Chi "Yeah I feel it to." Suno "He's stronger somehow." Kunlun "No question."

Over the horizon two more Saiyan Attack Balls coming into the atmosphere. The group looks on in horror. Chi-Chi "More Saiyans."

Bulma rushes over to her equipment and takes out a device and with a smile on her face. Bulma "Time for Bulma to shine."

She pressed the big red button and then she laughs. Chi-Chi "What did you just do?" Bulma "I just evened the playing field."

Every single scouter on the planet exploded the moment she pressed the button including Vegeta's and Nappa's. Krillin "How?" Bulma "I just destroyed every scouter on this planet." Kunlun, amazed "How did you do that?"

Bulma "Sent an energy pulse to all of their scouters which blew them up." Suno "Amazing Bulma." Bulma "Yes amazing I'm Amazing."

Chi-Chi "Good work but I think it would be best if you head out." Bulma "O no you don't."

She press a button on the ship turning it into a capsule takes out a case and places the capsule in it. Bulma "I'm not going anywhere. You need me. I'm not baggage. I just gave all of you the element of surprise."

Krillin "Bulma…" Bulma "Nope I've made up my mind. I'm staying."

Before they could continue the group except Bulma suddenly feels two figures approaching their location. The two figures appear before our heroes. One is a yellow-green skin lizard like alien it had a fin on its head. The second alien was a pale blue skinned yellow hair creature. The both had on RIT armor and broken scouters. They were talking to one another.

Alien two "I can't believe that my scouter just blow up." Alien one "Yeah. Sucks especially considering we have to pay for a new one." Alien two "O look theirs some people." The aliens stare at our heroes. Alien one "Captain said that if they're not Namekians we don't even need to interrogate them just kill them."

One and two both picked up their blasters and aim them at our heroes. Chi-Chi disappeared and reappeared in front of the two aliens. She punches one in the face and kick number two in the gut. They both went flying away and slammed into a nearby cliff. They hit the cliff and limply fell into the green water below.

Chi-Chi "That takes care of them." Suno "They were wearing saiyan armor." (Not really saiyan armor). Chi-Chi "I got the impression that Kakarrot wanted as few people as possible to know about this. I don't think there his henchmen."

Krillin "Great so there is probably more than one evil force on this planet. Why can anything be easy?" Kunlun "Hey Bulma where did you say the Dragon Balls are?"

Bulma "Well one isn't that far away considering you guys can fly it's from the direction those jerks came from. The other lone dragon ball is way off to the Northwest the five Dragon Balls are pretty far off to the west."

Chi-Chi "Well that's not good." Suno "That's putting it mildly." Bulma "Why?" Krillin "Over there is multiple massive powers levels over there and their a lot stronger than Kakarrot." Bulma "What!?" Kunlun "Yeah and their not like Piccolo's or Kami aura at all more alien and evil."

Suno "This must be the saiyan's competition." Chi-Chi "Maybe but then there are those other two that landed. One feels a lot like the Princess's energy their both saiyan I can say that."

Krillin "So we have three saiyans loose and who knows how many other aliens on the planet." Chi-Chi "It would appear so." Krillin "Still want to stay Bulma."

Bulma "I'm not going anywhere." Krillin "Fine were going to need a safe place to hide her." Chi-Chi "When I was bashing around those aliens I think I saw a cave a ways way towards the dragon ball." Krillin "We if we plan to save that dragon ball we better get moving."

Krillin grabs ahold of Bulma who cringes. They look at each in annoyance. The group takes off heading for a cave they drop off Bulma after securing the area. They flew off heading to a place where they could sense both Namekian's and others.

Not wanting to rush into something Chi-Chi signal to the others her intention to look before they jump. On a cliff above the village the group landed and pecked their heads over the cliff.

There they saw a grisly scene. A bunch of an armored soldiers had laid waste to a Namekian village. There were dead Namekians everywhere and some dead soldiers in a fight. The only Namekians left were one small child and one old man.

The apparent leader of the soldiers was a purple skinned alien with weird open cup like structures on his head. He had on his face two whiskers like that of a cat fish. His skin looked as slimy as his smile.

Captain Cui "Now are you going to give us the dragon ball or are you going to make us kill your kid?" Moori "Brigand! Like you were going to let us live in the first place." Captain Cui "Well you're not wrong."

Cui punched Moori through the chest killing him. The body hit the ground. Captain Cui to one of his soldiers "Kill the kid."

The very angry group led by Chi-Chi come rushing down from the cliff. Chi-Chi screaming "No you don't!"

The group hits the ground in fight mode. Chi-Chi in a stare looks at Cui with rage. The one Namekian child in the background crying heads to cover.

Captain Cui "Stranger I don't know who you think you are but if you value your life I would run along." Chi-Chi "Doesn't seem like you value life why should I?" Captain Cui "Fair enough kill'em boys!"

The Captain's troops charge at the Z-fighters. A brawl takes place were the Z-fighters wipe the floor with the troops. Easily dispensing with them Chi-Chi charged at Cui.

Off in the distance Kakarrot using his newfound ki sensing abilities feels out the situation and smiles. Kakarrot "So she's here. Guess it's my lucky day. I guess I should say hi. This should be fun."

The two exchange blows with Chi-Chi and Cui coming to the conclusion that they are nearly equal in power. They push off from one another. Cui was immediately pissed by the fact that he was equal with this weird backwater alien.

Captain Cui, angry "Insanity! You insolent hick! You think you can compete with an elite such as myself!" Chi-Chi "Elite huh. So what. If I can work hard enough a beat you then that means that anyone become an elite." Captain Cui "You insolent dog! I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

Cui charges at Chi-Chi full force and wildly swings at her trying to land a blow. Chi-Chi taking advantage of Cui frustration and lack of focus kicks him around. Chi-Chi bats Cui away and in his anger he starts firing a volley of energy blasts at Chi-Chi.

Chi-Chi "Kiao-ken!" Captain Cui "Kiao what?"

Chi-Chi easily blows away the blast with her red aura. In a speed faster than Cui follow she is in front of him knees him in the gut and bats him to the ground. He lands on the ground on his knees in a crater made by his landing.

Chi-Chi feels that his energy has disappeared to nothing the fight is over. Cui is bleeding his white foam like blood and panicking. Cui assuming that this is the end starts to cry he cups his hands together and beg. Captain Cui, crying and begging "Please! Please don't kill me!"

Chi-Chi looks at him first in anger but recognizes that he is not faking as she can feel he has bottomed out power wise then looks at him in pity. Dende emerge from behind a ruins of one of the houses. To see that all of the villains have been beaten.

The two look at our heroes in amazement starry eyed they rush over to thank them in person. Chi-Chi observes the death that the soldiers have caused and lands in front of Cui.

Chi-Chi "Did you do all of this for the dragon ball?" Cui nods yes. Chi-Chi "Are the other powers I'm sensing your buddies?" Cui nods yes but a little confused.

Dende rushes over to Chi-Chi. Dende "That alien killed our elder and slaughter our people!" Chi-Chi "Alright! Here is the deal you and your men go back to your friends at tell them if they want to keep their lives they and you will leave and never return."

Kakarrot high above the battle "I really don't see that working." The group looks up to see Kakarrot firing multiple balls of energy hitting all of the soldiers blowing them up and lands right next to Cui and decapitates him with a simple chop.

Kakarrot "You know for an iron lady you got a real soft spot. Now that might be good for me but not very good if you want to leave this planet alive." Chi-Chi "Kakarrot!" Kakarrot and Chi-Chi stare at one another. Kakarrot "I really like it when you say my name but there is not time for that. I have a deal that I would like to run by you and it's a deal you can't refuse."

Everyone how at this point has gotten into defensive positions looks at each other "Deal". Chi-Chi "You just killed all of those people and you expect us to make a deal with you!?" Kakarrot "Not people scum. Believe me I know scum when I see it." Krillin "I bet!"

Kakarrot "Shut up baldy. Don't think I forgot how you were the one that cut my tail off. Now what you just faced here was the vanguard of a far greater threat. This men and ladies worked for Emperor Cooler last of Frost Demons and tyrant of Andromeda. They have come here more likely than not to give their master immortality so he can rule the universe and kill my race. The other two on the Planet are supreme general lackey and my dick of a former boss Prince Vegeta. Hate to admit it but I'm sort of out gunned in this fight. But so are you. Since I know you can feel how powerful they are. I really don't want Cooler to get the Dragon Balls after all that would mean my dead and my race's death. I certain don't want Vegeta to become immortal under the basis that I kind of hate him. So here's the deal I'm willing to join your little band after all your only going to wish back some people who Escarole easily killed. So what you say?"

Chi-Chi "How don't you know you won't betray us?" Krillin, Suno, and Kunlun mouths drop open at what they are hearing.

Kakarrot "Truth is this is a long shot but you can rely up to the point we deal with the Prince and Cooler's army after that who knows. But I must remind you that our chances are slim at best of beating either of them."

Chi-Chi looks over to feel the energy from both Vegeta and Salza turns back to stare at Kakarrot. Chi-Chi, breaths out "Like I have much of a choice." Kakarrot "We rarely do." Chi-Chi "Let's get this straight from the beginning however we are wish my friends and the Namekians back. Not getting you immortality" Kakarrot "Understood."

Chi-Chi "Well then I guess we have a deal." Krillin "Unbelievable." Suno "Inconceivable." Kunlun "I really don't like this turn." Chi-Chi turns to look at Dende "Now what is your name?" Dende "Dende Sir."

Chi-Chi "Sorry to correct but I'm not a he Dende." Kakarrot "Yeah!" Chi-Chi angry looks at Kakarrot then turns back to Dende. Dende "Sorry this is my second language and in mine there isn't words for gender. The concept is a little alien to me." Chi-Chi "What?"

Kakarrot "Oh I get it. Namekians are asexual they have no gender. Seen it before on a on a few planets. Like that purple white foam coward that I gave a nice head shave to." Chi-Chi "Alright Dende is their anymore Namekians left on the Planet that can help us." Dende "Maybe but first I must ask why are you here."

Chi-Chi "We came here because two saiyans killed a lot of people on our planet as well as our guardian who was a Namekian that created dragon balls on our world." Kakarrot "Hey that was Escarole not me." Chi-Chi "We came here looking to wish them back." Dende "Really?" Chi-Chi "Yes." Dende "I see so your world has been ravaged by evil as well. But we can fight them and I know who can help." Chi-Chi "Who?"

Dende "The Eldest Namek, Guru the mother and leader of our people and the only one to survive the great disaster on our planet and Nail Guru's guardian is the strongest of us. With their help we can fight them."

Chi-Chi "Great we will grab the dragon ball hand it off to Bulma and say hello to the Eldest Namek." The group quick found the dragon ball and buried the Namekian dead. They all head back over to Bulma and the cave.

Kakarrot "Look this might sound weird but I think Vegeta knows how to sense power like you guys and me after I watch you do it. The 'witch' seemed to know how to do it and I guess he picked it up so we can't go all out when going to Guru's lest we attracted unwanted attention early." Chi-Chi "Thanks for the heads up."

Bulma with the Dragon radar in hand comes storming out of the cave with a smile on her face.

Bulma "Hey guys how did it go…" Bulma screams and gets on her knees. Bulma "Please Mr. Kakarrot sir don't kill me I'm too rich and pretty to die!" Kakarrot snickers "I like her she's funny." Bulma eyes look to see that her friends and a Namekian are with Kakarrot. She scowls gets back to her feet.

Bulma "Okay whose bright idea was this?" Krillin "Well you see Chi-Chi lost her mind and we are teaming up with our mortal enemy." Chi-Chi "It worked with Yamcha, you, Launch to a lesser degree, Tien, and Piccolo. Why can't it work here?"

Kakarrot "Yeah she has references. And besides would a nice guy like me betray you?" Chi-Chi "Sorry Bulma but for now this is a thing even though the chances are high that he might try something in either category which will both result in me beating his face in." Kakarrot "But my face is top two of my best feature can you guess what number one is Chi-Chi?"

Chi-Chi "I am very much regarding this decision." Kakarrot "Give it some time. I will grow on you." Chi-Chi "Like a tumor." He wink at her. Chi-Chi "Look Bulma were leaving the Dragon ball which is massive might I add with you. We can really risk it falling into either side's hands so better to hid it here."

Bulma "You're not letting me go with you?" Chi-Chi "Sorry Bulma too dangerous." Bulma "I didn't come all of this way to do nothing."

Kunlun hands Bulma the Dragon Ball and they hop off. Bulma, yells at them "All of my hate!"

Meanwhile. Nappa is examining his broken scouter while Vegeta takes his scouter off his face a tosses it way. General Nappa "Prince Vegeta without our scouters how are we supposed to find anyone on this monochrome planet."

Prince Vegeta "I don't need a scouter to find them. I can sense energy. You stay here with the ships I'm going to find that traitorous Kakarrot." Vegeta takes off heading for the direction of Dende's village. Vegeta thinking "I will teach you what happens when you double-cross the Prince of all Saiyans."

In the command deck of the flagship the crew is scurrying around while Salza stands resolute. Lord Commander Salza thinking "Their late." Salza march over to General Ginyu who was talking with Admiral Sorbet at one of the command computers.

Lord Commander Salza "The Captain is late." Admiral Sorbet "Yes he is."

Lord Commander Salza "Ginyu you and your team go to the village were send him to see if he is alive or not. If he is alive inform him he is now a Lieutenant. If not deal with whomever responsible and get me that Dragon Ball. Admiral send out more scouts we need to find the last dragon ball before Emperor Cooler arrives. I don't want the Emperor disappointed on his arrival."

The two bow to the Lord Commander and both say "Your wish is my command." Admiral Sorbet gathers up an army of scouts while Ginyu and his team heads off for Dende's village.

On King Kai's planet. King Kai "Wow I didn't think you would be able to catch Bubbles and smash Gregory so quickly. Well I guess I should teach you all the Kaio-Ken." Yamcha "Sweet." Launch "Alright." Piccolo "Finally some real training instead of this monkey business." King Kai cracks up laughing "Monkey Business!" Piccolo puts his hand to his head and grabs a hold of the bridge of his nose.

Piccolo "This is a Kai?" King Kai falls to the ground still laughing. Piccolo thinking "Namek is under attack and Kunlun is in danger and I'm stuck here hold on Kunlun I'm routing for you."

On Planet Vegeta. Guarda is a woken from her mediation by an intense feeling of wrong. She mutters out "Cooler." She goes over to where Broly is training.

Guarda "I have to leave for a while don't destroy the Palace while I'm gone." Broly "What!?"

Guarda "Look Prince Vegeta just stepped into something I a bad way and I've got to bail him out. Whether he likes it or not. We have plenty of food and I think I should be back soon. If not there is plenty of food on the Planet. I taught you how to hunt if I remember correctly." Broly "Maybe I should come with you after all if it's dangerous for the Prince."

Guarda "Now listen I may be getting up there in the years but I don't need my teenage son to rescue me. I'm not a decrepit old person yet and I never will be. I took care of Cooler's brother and father both of whom were stronger then him single handedly and I can do the same with him. He may have done a little training in the meanwhile but so have I. You stay here and I will deal with the big bad threat."

Broly "But mom…" Guarda "No buts." Guarda takes off heading for the nearest spaceport.

On Earth. Dr. Gero comes out of the cell for Princess Escarole were waiting for him is the hazamat suited Colonel Stryker and a bunch off Special Forces clad in black hazmat suits armed to the teeth. Colonel Stryker "So did we make a deal?" Dr. Gero "Ja."

From behind Dr. Gero comes the Princess still in her orange jump suit ki block cuffs on her wrists chained together as well as on her ankles. She smile at the armed soldiers and the Colonel. The Colonel tries to look solid at this but is clearly annoyed by her.

Princess Escarole "So what did you want to talk about?" Colonel Stryker "I have a mission for you."

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