Vegeta Vs Ginyus the Royal Rumble on Namek!

Vegeta is about to reach the Namekian village that he last sensed Kakarrot at when he feels something nearby a possible lead. He lands on a plateau above the location where he is sensing the lifeform. Years of practice tells him that the energy is coming of a sentient organism.

Vegeta peers over the edge plateau to see a half-naked Bulma about to take her pants off to take a swim to cool herself off in the baking three suns of Namek. Vegeta freezes as his mind turns off. His calculated mind having no idea of what exactly to do. It restarts and forces his body to jump to make as much noise as possible.

Bulma upon hearing Vegeta jump is immediately startled she grabs her clothes rushes behind a nearby rock. She panics and eyes go big as she goes to looks.

Bulma "O Kami Bulma it's all over you're about to die horribly at the hands of… of one of the cutest guys in the universe! I mean look at the muscles underneath that spandex it's like there is nothing to the imagination. And it even kind of looks like he is happy to see me or is that just the resting position. Well it would be rude for me to not introduce myself."

Only putting on her white thin undershirt she springs up from her rock with the very blushed and unsure Vegeta having merely landed to just stare in Bulma general direction. His mind still rejecting any suggestion that comes up for debate.

Bulma, in the sultriest tone could she muster "Well hello there tough guy. My name is Bulma. What's your name?" She says while twirling her hair with her finger. Prince Vegeta, calmly as possible but stiff as a board "Hi. Mine is aww Prince Vegeta."

Bulma, continuing "Royalty huh and tough. So what's a tough Prince like you doing out here in this hot weather." She says while inching closer to him.

Vegeta in the distance suddenly feels the Ginyu's in the distance which seem to burn the cob webs in his head that that formed. Bulma meanwhile sense a change in the air and finally sees the tail around Vegeta's waist.

Prince Vegeta, demandingly "What is a non-Namekian such as yourself doing on planet Namek."

Bulma audibly just says "Aww" repeatedly and Vegeta very quick gets aggravated. Prince Vegeta, dismissively "Is there a single thing that you do know? You idiot."

Bulma was now seeing red at this blatant insult shouting "You shut the hell up! Jerk I need more than a second to respond Asshole! I mean when I asked for you name! You could barely say your name Moron!"

Her face was blood red in anger at this point but the moment the words stopped coming from her mouth, she regretted them. Self-perseveration had returned into her mind and she had just mouthed off to an alien warrior prince that murders people for a living.

Vegeta meanwhile was stunned things had frozen again because no one had ever just talk to him the way she just had. The closest thing had been mother and father scolding him and the 'Witch' giving a few comments. Everyone else on Vegeta had just did what he had said and were far too scared to disagree.

He was the Prince after all of his whims had been meet with a round of applause. All of his victims ran in terror from him on all of those worlds. But she knowing his title had just verbally smacked him around.

Bulma thought about her options thinking "I could run but he is faster than me, I can't hide he would find me and fighting is definitely out of the question. My option to beg I think went out of the window when I just mouthed off to him and so did seducing him. Even if Chi-Chi and the others knew I would be dead and gone well before they could come here in time."

Prince Vegeta, not sure of what to say finally barks back and screams "The nerve of you woman. You think just because you're pretty gives you the right to speak to me like that!"

Bulma thinking "He thinks I'm pretty." Prince Vegeta thinking "Why in the fuck did I just say that?" General Ginyu "You know Vegeta your loud enough to wake the dead."

Prince Vegeta "Hi Ginyu." (The Prince failing to register who he just said hi to). "What I meant to say was… Ginyu!" The Prince turns his head to the Ginyu force. Stand on the cliff above him and all in their ridiculous poses and yelled out their names. "Guldo! Recoome! Burter! Jeice! General Ginyu! And together we are the Ginyu Force!"

Guldo the four-eyed green skinned thing of extremely short statue. Recoome the giant red haired human looking bruiser. Jeice the white haired red skinned shortish one. Burter the blue skinned snake headed speedster. Ginyu the purple skinned black horned leader.

Vegeta's face with a look of shock by this development, soon turned to hilarity. Prince Vegeta "This is hilarious. You clowns are going to fight me? Please." Vegeta fires a blast at the Ginyus all but Guldo manage to dodge the blast with Guldo too out of breath by the posing to stop time. The cave collapses no doubt crushing the capsule house.

General Ginyu "Well I guess he lasted as long as I expected." Bulma, yells "My capsules! The Dragon Ball! All I have left is the radar and the ship!" Prince Vegeta "Radar?"

Recoome "You're going to pay for that. He owed me money!" Bulma ran back behind her rock as Recoome landed in front of Vegeta. Recoome cracked his head the red headed commando was about to take on the Prince of All Saiyans. Recoome "Its time to take you down a peg."

Recoome goes to pose but is stopped by Vegeta appearing in front of him and upper-cutting him into the air with a punch to the jaw. Prince Vegeta "I am not subjecting myself to watching anymore of this stupidity."

Vegeta fires into the air blowing up Recoome. The Ginyus and Bulma look on in amazement. Jeice yells out "Recoome!" Burter "Shit he's dead." General Ginyu yelling "How dare you monkey! Kill my men! Guldo was expected but Recoome! You've gone too far!"

Prince Vegeta "Didn't you morons come here to kill me? Or was I mistaken and you were just here to make stupid poses at me."

General Ginyu, yelling "Poses stupid! That's it Burter, Jeice I'm taking on Vegeta myself stay out of this." He said with a wave of his hand. He lands a ways from Vegeta.

Prince Vegeta "How long has it been Ginyu since we last meet maybe when I was four and you were still Frieza's lapdog not Cooler's lapdog. I got to tell you it's a small dream come true to kill you clown and all your men."

General Ginyu, in a smile "Just because you killed Guldo and Recoome doesn't mean you stand any chance against the General." Prince Vegeta "We shall see." Burter above took a needle out of his pocket and placed it in his fist.

Ginyu and Vegeta get into fighting stances. Ginyu immediately realizes that Vegeta is far more skilled than he expected. It wasn't dumb luck as he thought at first that Vegeta slaughtered Guldo and Recoome.

The flame haired Prince charged at the black horned purple General and unleashed a flurry of kicks and punches. Vegeta blasts him away and Ginyu goes flying into the collapsed cave. The area exploded and the island begins to sink. Bulma, yells "AW Great!"

Ginyu begins to fire ki blasts wildly from his position. One of them nearly hitting Bulma. Vegeta jumps in front of one of the blasts and knocks it out of the way before it could hit Bulma. Bulma "Why did you."

Prince Vegeta "Don't you dare read into this. You know where a Dragon Ball is and where to get more." Out of the dust an enraged Ginyu emerges. Prince Vegeta "I suggest you start swimming if you want to live." Bulma nods in agreement and jumps into the water after putting her jacket on but is not zipped.

General Ginyu "How is a Monkey such as yourself so strong?!" Prince Vegeta "It's hilarious just like your former boss you just keep under estimating us. You made a very deadly mistake by challenging the Prince of All Saiyans and I can assure you're going to pay for it."

Vegeta beings to fire a volley of ki blasts at Ginyu who only narrowly dodges them. Ginyu looks to where Vegeta was to fire at him but saw that he was gone. Ginyu then realizes that Vegeta is behind him he turns to see the smiling Vegeta.

Prince Vegeta "The pathetic thing is Ginyu that I'm not even trying at this point. I think I could take your old boss."

Jeice "Aww General you think maybe we should go and get the Lord Commander!" General Ginyu "Shut the Hell Up Jeice! I am not losing to this monkey garbage!"

Vegeta unloaded a ton of punches on Ginyu knocking him around. Whacking him to a nearby island. The little wildlife present is disturbed and frogs start exits some pools of water.

General Ginyu thinking "Vegeta is stronger than I could have ever imagined. There's only one way I can beat him at this point. I don't know if I would like to wear that face but no opinions."

Ginyu punches himself in the chest clawing out a chuck of flesh. Vegeta looks on as he is charging in at Ginyu in disbelief. General Ginyu, screams out "CHANGE!" Vegeta appears behind him. Vegeta kicks him away.

Prince Vegeta "You know for hating monkeys you seem to be working to get my body." General Ginyu "How in the hell!?" Prince Vegeta "I'm not telling."

The both Jeice and Burter look at each other and nod. Vegeta sets up for the Galick Gun. Bulma has made it to a nearby island and from behind a cliff looks on.

Prince Vegeta "Goodbye Ginyu see you in hell!" Just then Jeice fires a blast at Bulma drawing Vegeta's attention. Burter punches with a needle in his hand at Vegeta in the chin and Burter kicks Vegeta's legs out from under him. His head and body move in opposite directions. Burter then punches in that same moment at Vegeta's spine.

Vegeta had been putting a great deal of his energy into the Galick Gun leaving himself mostly undefended and his attention diverted. Vegeta fires off the Galick Gun in the confusion and it hit not far from where Ginyu was.

Vegeta quickly gets back to his feet and blows Jeice's head off with a blast from his hand. While doing so he elbows Burter in the chest and the blue snake headed man goes stumping back. Vegeta turns then punches Burter in the chest which goes through the armor and crushes Burter's heart.

Burter falls to the ground dead along with Jeice headless corpse. General Ginyu yells out "Change Now!" Vegeta is frozen by the light and the mind switch occurs but not the way Ginyu expected. Bulma having understood the idea of the body switching had thrown a frog that had been displaced in the fight in between the light.

Vegeta looks at himself realizing that he was still in his own body. The General's old body got on all fours and started to hop around while ribiting. Bulma jumping up into the air yells "Bulma saves the day again!" She punches the air while laughing.

Vegeta looks at her with confusion and he realizes that this blue hair saiyan like woman just kept him from becoming a purple, black horned moron with a V-neck.

Prince Vegeta thinking "Should I be insulted or should I thank her. Well I'm certainly not thanking her." A twitch of pain came over Vegeta as he realized that one of the hits to his back must have cracked a vertebrate. Not enough to stop him so he thought but better take care now.

Vegeta flies over to Bulma and lands in front of her. He is about to bark out some demands when he suddenly fell over. Bulma jumped a bit at Vegeta's sudden collapse and panics a bit.

Bulma thinking "Okay Bulma what were you supposed to do in a situation like this?" Bulma mind was blank. Nothing was coming to mind. Health class was a life time ago. She remember all of a sudden her ship she reaches around in her pocket of her jacket.

She finds the water logged capsule she pushes it down and tosses it. Out pops her space ship. Bulma begins to drag Vegeta to her ship. Bulma "Wow you are heavy. I suppose you are mostly just muscles and nice hair."

Bulma thinking "I wonder if I'm going to have to strip Vegeta." Her checks turned bright red. Bulma thinking "Well if I have to save his life. But you don't get to enjoy it…Maybe."

She final gets to the steps of the ship and she realizes that the steps will really hurt Vegeta. She'll have to pick him up but she couldn't possible hold him by herself.

Bulma "Vegeta you need to wake up. I need to get you to my ship and I'm going to need your help." Vegeta nodded a bit. So Bulma brought one of her hands around his shoulder while bending down.

She was able to get Vegeta up using one of Vegeta's arm as leverage then putting it around her shoulder. Slowly but surely they worked their way up the stairs. They made it inside the ship and Bulma got Vegeta to the med bay thanks to an elevator she made for this exact sort of circumstances.

Bulma gets Vegeta on the Med bay bed put him on his side and takes off his armor. Vegeta cringes at this armor removal. Bulma "I need to get it off so I can look at your back."

Vegeta relents and Bulma takes off the armor leaving only the spandex underneath. Bulma slowly takes off the spandex trying to make sure and not further injure Vegeta. Every breath Vegeta makes Bulma is closely listening to gage how in pain Vegeta seems to be.

Vegeta now stripped on the top Bulma examines his back. She looks to see that there is in fact a bruise their but nothing that screams broken back. Bulma thinks "Wait if it was a broken back then how was he able to move his legs and keep the fight going? I wonder."

Bulma looks at Vegeta's chin to see a little blood coming from a tiny hole on his chin. Bulma "Those dirt cheating sons of bitches." She got out a needle and took a blood sample and put it into a spectrum analyzer. While she waited for the results she hearded Vegeta mumbling.

Prince Vegeta "Worthless I'm worthless to allow such a stupid trick to incapacitate me." Bulma "You couldn't have known about the needle." Prince Vegeta "No but I let myself be distracted and this is the result." Bulma "Wait what distracted you?"

Vegeta fails to respond and Bulma is about to pry further but the machine beeps and a screen flashes with the results. Bulma breathes a sigh of relieve.

Bulma "O good I was afraid it might be something that I couldn't deal with on my own. But no this is a piece a cake just a run of the mill neurotoxin. Some of Earth's wildlife as more complicated toxins."

Out of a draw she takes out a another needle takes out a bottle and takes a little out and injects it into Vegeta's back.

Bulma "Their. It would take at most an hour to heal you up." Prince Vegeta twitches "Amazing." Bulma "Yeah I know I am. Now you said you were distracted by something?" Prince Vegeta "Nothing never mind."

Bulma "Now let me think you saved me from one of the blasts. Then you were about to own that guy but then the asshole with the red skin and white hair fired at me. Waited did that guy firing at me distract you Vegeta?"

Prince Vegeta, blushing a bit "Its Prince Vegeta and no." Bulma, smiling "Then what was it tough guy?" Prince Vegeta angry "Shut up." Bulma "Not a frickin chance. Spill it or I'll make this real uncomfortable buddy." Vegeta scoffs. Bulma "Well alright then."

Bulma takes off her jacket her hands and arms wrap around Vegeta neck puts her mouth to his ear. Bulma, sounding heavy "You know Vegeta it was so brave and noble how you saved me from those goons. You don't know how happy I was to see you early with all your muscles. I just knew that you were going to save me. I wonder how in the world I could ever repay you. Can you think of a way I can repay you…?"

Prince Vegeta face now red, eye twitching "You… You think I am that easy you harlot!" Bulma backs away now her face red with anger. Bulma "Hey asshole you think you would be a lot nicer considering I just saved your life twice!"

Vegeta turns himself to face Bulma and tries to force himself up. Prince Vegeta "I didn't ask for your help and if you hadn't been around I wouldn't have need it. If they hadn't have shot at you I wouldn't have let them get the drop on me Harlot!"

Bulma, smiling victoriously "So you were distract because they fired at me." Prince Vegeta "You… the moment I get my strength back. You going to regret saying that." Bulma, breathily "How am I about to regret it?"

Bulma moves in and kisses Vegeta right on the lips. Vegeta pulls her in they both seem to be gearing up for to go further when there is a ringing a phone to Earth.

Bulma pulls off from Vegeta, she sighes. Bulma "Well typical. We will have to do this again sometime dad's calling."

She talks on the phone for a while allowing Vegeta to collapse from exhaustion due to the poison. He had tasted her lips and parts of him was begging for more. He starts to imagine what Bulma must taste like not that he was going to eat her completely. His nose seemed only to be able to smell her it was overpowering.

Whatever it was Vegeta didn't like it. He should be focused on finding and killing Kakarrot and getting the Dragon Balls. Not whatever the hell this was. He needed to get away from her he was sure of that.

Suddenly she screamed and without thinking he was on his feet forcing himself to see what was happening despite his body being poisoned and in pain. He gets to her location ready to fight to see that it was merely a response to a conversation. Vegeta is hunched over walking like he has a hunchback.

Bulma stares at him wonder why in the world he had gotten out of bed. She sees the worried look on his face and rushes over to try and help him. She goes over to him but he swats her away. Prince Vegeta "I don't need your help."

Vegeta turns himself around and lifts his back and marches away back to his bed with his suit around his waist. Bulma fumes at her inability to get a read on him. One moment their making out next he is swatting at her.

Bulma is conflicted on whether or not he is playing hard to get or honestly has no idea how to act around her. Either way she had made her mind up she wanted this alien Prince one way or the other.

Far away from the tensions in the ship a break was decided by the group lead by Chi-Chi for some food. Hours have been spend going at low power using all their concentration to not be detected.

On a semi-rocky island with a beach the group lands. The humans of the group lands in the center of the island while Kakarrot lands on the beach.

Kunlun puts a backpack that he had on to the ground and unzips it to take out some sandwiches. One for everyone with one extra for Bulma. The others dig in but Chi-Chi takes the extra sandwich out and walks to the beach.

Chi-Chi thinking "He might be an ass but Gohan didn't raise a spiteful grudge holder. I mean he might be a bad guy but so was everyone else I sort of ran into at this point. Maybe if I act nice to him he will stop acting like an asshole and maybe he won't try something when we get the Dragon Balls."

Chi-Chi managed to walk over to the beach but didn't find Kakarrot but instead found his armor piled up on the beach next to a rock. She looks at the armor then hears a sound coming from the water.

Out of the water emerges a completely naked Kakarrot with a fish in one hand surprised to see Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi froze at the sight of him her face turned red. She had seen a great deal thanks to the openings in his armor but it had been in a fight and she didn't linger on them but now. Now it was all she could think about.

She had just become transfixed by him. It was quite obvious to any observer. She needed to see the water slowly come down from his hair down his chest to regions below. She had meet a lot of muscle bound men in her training and in the tournaments but he, he was made of marble.

Chi-Chi started flashing back to all of the punches and times she had already had touched him. She remember how solid he was. Very quickly things were getting hotter her mouth was salivating.

Kakarrot looked at her questioningly but he sniffed the air and the open eyes shrunk a bit. A smile came over his face he chucked the fish onto the beach. Then started to stretch a bit and slowly walked over to her. If he still had a tail it would be waging at this point.

Kakarrot "So like something you see?" Chi-Chi tries to respond back but the words die in her mouth. It is unclear if she even remembers her own name at this point. Kakarrot "Nothing to say don't worry I get it. You came to give me something uh."

Chi-Chi points to the sandwich. Kakarrot "Sharing you food with me hun? How thoughtful. I didn't really think you were going to share with me guess I was wrong. I guess that also means I need to repay you some way."

He gets real close to her and says into her ear. Kakarrot "The water is good want to join me?" Chi-Chi nods her head a bit but unsurely she drops the sandwich. Kakarrot "But you're a little over dressed." Kakarrot's hands start encircling her.

Kakarrot "You seem like you are having a tough time their mind if I help?" Chi-Chi looking at his mouth goes in for a kiss. The two lock lips as Kakarrot starts to pull Chi-Chi's gi up. Chi-Chi's hands starts feeling around as her chest pushes up against him.

Krillin yelling further in on the island "Hey Chi-Chi you give him that sandwich yet?" The world seems to rush back to Chi-Chi and the knowledge of who she is now almost grinding against returns.

Chi-Chi brings her hands back and pushes herself off Kakarrot with his hands trying to stop her. But she forces him off slaps him on the face points to the sandwich then storms off.

Kakarrot with a slap print now on his face has a awestruck look on his face and begins to growl. Kakarrot "Baldie is going to pay for that." He rushes into the water hoping that the cold water would take care of his problem.

Chi-Chi rushes into camp and is sure to not have eye contact with any of her friends. She is both embarrassed and ashamed. She had an imagined falling for some sweet and innocent boy from the mountains not this asshole.

She hadn't been very much focused on this sort of thing just training for her entire life. Hell that was her first kiss and it was with a guy that killed people for a living. She raged at herself why wasn't she in control?

Chi-Chi thinking "Was it some sort of alien control? Was it that I haven't been getting my eight hours lately? I couldn't be that I find him attractive? Right?" Suno looks to see that Chi-Chi is upset so she goes over to her old friend.

Suno "Everything alright Chi-Chi?" Chi-Chi frustrated "No I just did something that I'm regretting." Suno "What?" Chi-Chi "Can you fall for someone that you kind of hate?" Suno "Well I wouldn't call that love but you could like have attraction to someone who's not right for you."

Chi-Chi "So it's just my body acting up?" Suno "Maybe I don't know. What happened?" Chi-Chi in a whisper "Don't freak out but I sort of kissed Kakarrot." Suno, yelled out "What!?"

Kunlun and Krillin looked at Chi-Chi and Suno confused. Suno waved to them and said "Sorry it was nothing!" Suno turned back to Chi-Chi and in a whisper. Suno "How in the hell did this happen?!"

Chi-Chi "Well he was coming out of the water naked…" Suno, loud whisper "Naked?!" Chi-Chi "Yeah and my mind sort of shut down and he walked up to me and I kissed him and it about to go further if it wasn't for Krillin yelling snapping me out of it."

Suno "I don't know where to begin. This is wrong so very wrong." Chi-Chi "Don't you think I know that. I feel like crap." Suno "Well you did just almost sleep with a mass murderer. A guy that killed more people then Hitler."

Chi-Chi "I know." Suno "I guy that has been sexually harassing you from the start." Chi-Chi "I know." Suno "Well I feel it needs repeating. You need to get ahold of yourself." Chi-Chi "I know."

Suno "Do you need me to slap you like it one of those old movies?" Chi-Chi "Maybe either way I need some punishment for this atrocity."

The boys walk over. Krillin "Alright were fully and you guys ate let's get asshole and get moving." The nod and Krillin is sent to get Kakarrot. The group gets back into motion with Chi-Chi giving Kakarrot a wide berth.

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