Cooler armored squadron VS Prince Vegeta and Kakarrot and Chi-Chi
Doom's Arrival
A breeze comes over the scene Salza golden hair blowing in the wind. Vegeta looks on Salza with disgust. Chi-Chi looks at the three interlopers and comes to some conclusions. Kakarrot is visibly pissed by the interruption to his fight with Vegeta. Kakarrot grins his teeth a bit in frustration.
The green skinned Dore stares at Chi-Chi having basically decide that she is his target. While Neiz the red-brown amphibian focuses in on Kakarrot. There is a pregnant pause as everyone is busy sizing up each other. Krillin and Suno getting ready to jump in despite knowing full well that their out of their league.
Prince Vegeta "So Cooler's personal boot licker has come personally to watch me become immortal how nice." Lord Commander Salza "Pff. Monkey's and their imaginations." Prince Vegeta "Careful now your man isn't here to save you girly." Lord Commander Salza "And Daddy isn't here to kiss your bottom and make it all better Princy."
Chi-Chi, yells "Krillin, you and the others get out of here. We got a wish to make and I sure you can handle it." Krillin "But Chi-Chi." Chi-Chi "No buts I can handle it just the Dragon Balls and get our wish we owe it to the Namekians and everyone that she killed now move it."
Krillin "Okay." He looks to the others. Krillin "Let's go." Krillin and the support takes off with Bulma the radar and the two Dragon Balls for the fleet. Only Chi-Chi watches them leave as the others are far too caught up in staring at one another.
Kakarrot suddenly comes to a revelation and snickers "So does mean were on the same side Vegeta?" Prince Vegeta "As soon as I am done with blondie your next."Kakarrot "I can't wait. Hey assholes can we hurry this up or what?"
Chi-Chi "So I am actual going to fight with you two?" Kakarrot "It would appear so gorgeous." Chi-Chi "Greeeeat." Chi-Chi gets into position. Dore cracks his knuckles. Neiz twists his head around. Kakarrot sneers at this.
For quite some time they merely stare and wait for opening on each other. The breeze turns to a wind as it swirls then dies around the fighters. The area goes quietly the area as not even the waves or the wind wants to make a move.
Suddenly Salza fires a blast at Vegeta and the group scatters. The blast fired at Vegeta is easily knocked away by Vegeta. Vegeta charges at Salza and punches him sending Salza flying away. Salza look to see Vegeta but fails to find him. All of a sudden a kick to his head sends to him the ground.
Salza hits the ground hard smashing into a rock turning it into dust on impact. Salza looks up to see Vegeta hovering above him with a grin on his face. Salza clenches his right fist and ki comes from it surrounding his fist. The energy takes a shape of a blade around that fist and Salza takes a swipe at Vegeta.
Vegeta dodges the swipes but with Salza's other hand he fires a blast at Vegeta blow him back. Salza charges and is soon in front of Vegeta and takes another swing at him. Vegeta dodges again but this time it takes away some of Vegeta's hair.
Vegeta kicks Salza right in the gut sending Salza stumbling back. Salza's cool demeanor was disappearing to be replaced by growling anger.
Prince Vegeta "What's wrong boot licker not winning as easily as you thought?" Lord Commander Salza "Monkey you are going to suffer!" Prince Vegeta "O please the only reason Ginyu and his twerps even managed some damage was because of a few tricks and you don't even have any tricks."
Kakarrot kneed Neiz in the chest the moment the fight began and smacked him away into the air. The punch turned Neiz around but he simply twisted his head around to his back and his body followed suit.
Kakarrot "Ew why am I stuck with weird one?" Neiz is an off tone voice said "I always wondered what monkey tastes like?" Kakarrot "Funny I always wondered what frog freak tastes like?"
Neiz charges Kakarrot who dodges his blow and upper cuts Neiz in the chin. The head of Neiz stretches beyond reason but then snaps back into place. Kakarrot sweats a bit at this. Neiz looks at him in hilarity.
Kakarrot thinking "That should have broken his skull but there isn't a bone in his body. It's like punching a dead body that happens to be covered in slime. O well mom didn't raise a quitter."
Kakarrot unleashes a volley of punches on Neiz then kicking him around covering himself in slime of Neiz. Final after a kick some results are scene as Neiz spits out some blood. Kakarrot "So I'm getting through to you after good to hear."
Dore charged Chi-Chi with their fists meeting midair sending a shock wave around. They engage in a test of strength and Chi-Chi begins to give ground. Dore begins to push her back when she gives up and falls down to with both legs kick him in the stomach.
Dore is thrown into the air by the kick but fires at her, she dodges it. Chi-Chi gets to her feet and gets back into stance against him. Dore, in aggressive voice "So that's it you're just going to keep waiting for me to attack you? Too scared to attack me? Pathetic!"
Chi-Chi "Whatever you say." Dore "Here I thought you look like the monkey's but you act more like a doormat. Fight ME!" Chi-Chi "Okay you asked for it. Kaioken x5!" Dore "Kaio what?"
Chi-Chi appears glowing red in front of him elbows him so hard in the head that it leaves a dent in his helmet. She explodes at him with a fury of punches wiping away any defenses he might have had. Dore simply moves his arms in front of his face to cover it.
Dore gathered his energy and exploded the space around him to force Chi-Chi to stop and back up. Dore charges at her swinging punches one managing to hit its mark and drawing a bit of blood from her check.
Vegeta is picking apart Salza blow after blow as it is becoming crystal clear that he is no match for Vegeta. Vegeta grabs him by the hair and repeatedly punches him in the face. Salza's nose is broken, blood gushing from it. Vegeta holding him by the hair stops and picks him up to eye level smirking.
Prince Vegeta "Really that's all you got for me Salza? I know children that could give me a better challenge. So much for Cooler's right hand more like number two that he can't seem to flush. Did you really think you could beat the Prince of all Saiyan's. Get real all you were ever good for was wiping your face after you were done suckin…"
Salza coming alive punches Vegeta right in the face kicks him in the crotch while Vegeta lets go. Salza charges up and then fires with all his strength a blast at Vegeta. Dust prevails the area of the blast.
Lord Commander Salza, laughing "You arrogant monkey! To think I could be beaten by the likes of you! I am Lord Commander to Emperor Cooler. Now look at you as dead as your species after my lord kills it."
Out of the dust comes a chuckle from Vegeta. As the dust clears it reveals a Vegeta with a bit of blood coming from his mouth and singed armor and spandex. A grin still on his face. Vegeta wipes the blood off his face as he turns his head towards Salza.
Prince Vegeta "You're nothing. Nothing at all. You just some nameless lackey to an Emperor that won't soon exist anymore. To be forgotten. I am Prince Vegeta a legend. A Super Saiyan yet to be born on to this world. When they write the history of this they will say 'well Vegeta slaughtered a few guys got the Dragon Balls became a Super Saiyan and ruled the Universe for all time'. This fight was over before it began. And before I kill you I would like to let you know that I will live forever."
Vegeta puts his hand in front of himself pointed towards Salza. Salza tries to set up a defense but his tank is empty tries to dodge but is too late. Prince Vegeta yells as he fires "Big Bang Attack!"
Immediately Salza is caught by the attack and sent backwards. Salza is yelling and panicking. The ki diverts upwards as it jets into the stratosphere then explodes shaking the planet as it does so. Prince Vegeta "That takes care of him."
Neiz starts to panic as he has made no headway against Kakarrot. But then realizes that Dore is in much the same position as he is. The two look at each other and hatch a plan together. The two start driving Chi-Chi and Kakarrot closer together near water. Chi-Chi and Kakarrot are soon back to back.
Kakarrot "So how am I doing on our first date?" Chi-Chi "What?" Kakarrot "You know fighting together." Chi-Chi "These people are trying to kill us." Kakarrot "So you think that's different from any other day for me. This is just friggin Tuesday." Chi-Chi "You think that impresses me?" Kakarrot "Well I hoped it would."
Dore cracks the island pretending to look like he was about to unleash a massive attack. Water rushes on the crack hitting the feet of both Kakarrot and Chi-Chi. Neiz seeing this grins "I like my meat well cooked."
Kakarrot on instinct moves his right foot that was in the water upon hearing that statement as Neiz puts his hand to the water firing electricity from them into the water. In a millisecond Chi-Chi is being electrocuted.
Kakarrot sees this then realizes that Dore has indeed charged up an attack to fire at them but Chi-Chi has no defenses. Kakarrot instead of moving fires a blast at Neiz forcing him to stop his attack.
Dore's attack comes and Kakarrot uses himself as a shield as Chi-Chi manages to get out of the shock. She grabs ahold of him as he was being shredded by the attack. Using her own shield to help him out.
The blast dissipates to reveal a bloody mess as Kakarrot armor and some of his skin was ripped apart by the attack. His chest armor has lost its wings his stomach exposed spandex burned off. Blood coming from his nose and mouth.
Kakarrot collapses falling into Chi-Chi hands the two look at one another after Chi-Chi quickly looks at his wounds. Kakarrot attempts to speak being silently egged on by Chi-Chi as she tears up a bit at the sight of him she hold him close.
Kakarrot, in a pained and strained voice "I want to tell you something of dire importance Chi." Chi-Chi, invested "Yes?" Kakarrot in a smile "Your boobs feel amazing."
Chi-Chi eyes shrink as he rubs up against her. Her face goes red and she drops him to the ground as steam seems to come from her nose. Kakarrot hits the ground hard allowing some blood to go flying.
Kakarrot "Ow. Sorry I couldn't resist. It was just too prefect. Maybe Vegeta's right I might be a moron. Dad might have dropped me when I was a child. But you got to understand, the look on your face."
Chi-Chi, angry "Shut up if you want to live. Why it seem every man I know not named Krillin or Tien a perve." Chi-Chi looks to both Neiz and Dore who look quite satisfied with themselves despite only getting one of them. She looks at them with murder in her eyes.
Dore "O what's a matter girly angry that I deep fried your boyfriend?" He laughs. Neiz "Maybe she's angry that I frizzed up her hair." Dore "Maybe because we got his blood on her dress." Neiz "She's not wearing a dress." Dore "Exactly." The two continue to laugh.
Chi-Chi mouths the word 'morons'. Her right eye twitches as she listens to them but she block them out and finds her center in a black room in her mind finding her energy. Open handed points both of her hands at the two of them.
The energy comes to her and she yells out. Chi-Chi "Kaio-Ken x20 Double Kamehameha" Neiz "Kaio what?" Two streams of blinding blue light comes at both Neiz and Dore. They are both soon surrounded by the light.
The two scream as they try to put up a shield but aren't able to defend themselves. They vanish into the light. Both beams ark up into the air shooting into the sky and heading off into space. Nothing is left of either Neiz or Dore.
The sky turns dark. Chi-Chi takes a breath looks to see that Kakarrot has passed out from his wounds. She looks to see Vegeta having watched the fight one of his eyebrows raised
Vegeta flies towards her. Prince Vegeta "Hmm… So you can fight after all. Good I'm not a fan of killing the helpless. Much better to kill someone who can put up a fight. Once you're out of the picture no one on this planet will stop me from making my wish."
Chi-Chi chuckles at this statement. Prince Vegeta "Is it common for your people to laugh before death?" Chi-Chi "No but what is funny is that my friends are making their wish right now."
Vegeta looks up to see the darkened sky his eyes go wide then both he sense something coming. Prince Vegeta "Cooler". Like a bat out of hell he takes off for the fleet site top speed. Chi-Chi quickly follows grabbing ahold of Kakarrot and taking off after him but far slower.
Earlier.
Krillin, Suno, Kunlun carrying Bulma, Dende were streaking across the sky when they were soon joined by Nail. Dende smiling "O Nail you decided to join us." Nail "Yes brother, Guru convinced me and I sensed you might need my help."
Krillin "Awesome. Alright here's the plan. We go in guns a blazing. No time for them to use any tricks or use their numbers. We get rid of the jerks as quickly as possible so we can summon the Dragon. We aren't going wait for the fight with them to be over or wait for Chi-Chi. Something tells me neither Kakarrot nor Vegeta are going to let us have our wish if they have their way. We can back up Chi-Chi as soon as we are done."
Bulma "What about me!" Dende "Yeah O I can't really fight." Krillin "O right you two go hide behind a rock." Bulma stiffly looks at him "Are you serious?" Krillin "Yep." Bulma grumbles.
They get to the fleet location a group of fifteen ships are parked on the surface of Namekian. The ships are of similar description saucer like with odd shapes round its sides and a bubble for the bridge. At the feet of the claws that act as the landing gear is a quite large number of troops in attention.
The troops represent a wide variety of species some being of reptile kind, amphibian kind, mammal kind, insect kind, aquatic kind and other. It might be an uplifting sight of near universal cooperation if to for the fact they were in service to an evil tyrant that slaughters planet for profit.
Kunlun dropped Bulma with the dragon balls lightly to the ground behind a rock and Bulma was soon joined by Dende. The attack group nodded at one another as Krillin decided to give it a count down. Krillin "One…" (Their eyes started taking targets). "Two…" (Their fists clenched.) "Three…Attack!"
The team rush out from behind the overlook yelling and a hollering. The eyes of the army turn to look. To see their death approaching. Sorbet who was outside doing inspection at the time the moment screams could be heard he turned to run.
As Sorbet ducks back inside Nail fires dead center of the assembled troops. Killing a great deal in one shot. The remains immediately fired back with their blasters lighting the location of the Z-fighters up. But they quickly emerge from this firestorm and taking out more soldiers.
Sorbet rushes to a phone and smashes the red alert. Yelling into it "Everyone outside to deal with the intruders NOW!" More troops start pouring out of the ship as the Z-fighters cleave their way through the army.
A pointy eared alien comes up behind Krillin and grabs ahold of Krillin's shoulder and tries applying pressure. Krillin turns his head looks at the alien. The alien sweating nervously smiles at Krillin. Krillin confused elbows him in the chest and the alien falls to the ground dead.
An alien tries to shot Kunlun in the back of the head fires six times but somehow misses all six times and is out of juice. The alien's eyes were closed he opens them and Kunlun looks at him. They both look at each in confusion. Kunlun shrugs after looking himself over then blasts him away.
A bald alien charges at Suno his fingers extended trying to poke her eyes out. She puts her hand up blocking the attack. She smiles at him and he shrugs with her other hand slaps him in the face so hard his head spins 180 around and falls very dead. Suno "Nyuk, Nyuk."
A black and red suited alien of a massive size with a massive sword gets Nail's attention. The alien does a massive choreographed swinging of his sword. The alien points to Nail to which Nail rolls his eyes. Nail put fingers up like a gun and fires a blast. It hits the alien in the head killing him and Nail goes back to dealing with the army.
Hearing the mayhem going on Sorbet rushes around the ship trying to find a place to hide. Sorbet soon finds a locker and jumps inside of it while wetting himself and shaking.
Wave after wave of troops tries to kill the Z-fighters but fails utterly in the task. Only leaving one lone soldiers his legs shaking wet himself much like Sorbet had done. The alien of no doubt mammal decent with white hair and a mustache puts his hands up and says "I surrender."
Nail goes to kill him but Krillin intervenes. Krillin "No wait don't kill him. He surrendered and we need someone to show us around the ship." Nail nods in agreement and lowers his finger.
Bulma and Dende emerge from behind their rock. Bulma is clapping while Dende looks a little horrified at the carnage. Some of the bodies groan as Bulma steps over them to her friends with Dende opts to hover over the bodies.
Bulma while holding the two dragon balls "We got some people to wish back. Now buddy are you going to tell us where they are or is my friend here going to have to put a skylight in your skull."
Krillin "Hey I thought I was in charge." Bulma "Well I'm still Captain despite your mutiny which I brutally put down." Krillin "We were landing." Bulma "That's not how the history books I'm going to write are going to remember it."
Nail "After listen to people for a few second I kind of feel like dying is a very good option. It's like none of you are taking any of this seriously. What the hell."
Krillin "Nail we just wasted an alien pirate army with four people one of whom still belongs in grade school after a teenage wiped out a major city for the Lols and we are about to summon a magical wish granting dragon to bring some dead people back to life. I think we are as serious as this situation requires at the moment."
Nail scoffs and Dende snickers a bit. The group except Bulma turns their heads towards were them came from. Bulma looks at them "What's going on?" Kunlun "The battle has begun." Krillin "Damn that is some serious power." Suno "So that's Vegeta's power I'm starting to see why Kakarrot joined forces with us." Krillin "The word tank comes to mind."
Nail "All of us working together might not be able to stop him." Bulma curious "So Vegeta that strong?" Kunlun "No doubt."Bulma "That's great he's on are side now so there's nothing to worry about." The all look at her like she has three heads at once and then look at each other.
Nail turns his head and yells "Don't move if you want to live." The white haired alien was about to try and run away. He freezes mid movement at Nail's bark.
They are soon inside the ship directed by the alien to the vault where the balls are being kept. The group fails to notice the locker containing the shaking Sorbet. The Dragon Balls are gather up and placed outside.
Bulma goes to summon the dragon but is pushed aside by Dende who then in their ancient language of Moonspeak German Klingon (MGK) "Arise Porunga!" The massive steroid abusing dragon emerges from the balls.
In a booming voice still in MGK Porunga says "You how have summoned the dragon speak now and you will be granted three wishes of you desire."
Everyone but Nail and Dende look confused not understanding a word that was being said look at each then Dende. Dende "He says he will give you three wishes."
All of their faces light up at once upon hearing this information. Tears come down Kunlun face as he mutter to himself "Mom and Dad." Krillin puts his hand on Kunlun shoulder and nods to him.
The voice of Piccolo comes over the group ears and more over directed at Kunlun. Piccolo "Good to see my training did its job kid. King Kai is letting me talk to you. Now listen when you wish us back use one of those wishes to get me to Namek."
King Kai "WHAT!?" Piccolo squeezes King Kai shoulder. Piccolo "Sorry old man I know that you care about me but I owe him one." King Kai "Your insane Cooler is going to kill you!" Piccolo "About that Kunlun my wanabe mother tells me Cooler will be their shortly. And after all the death he has brought to my home I owe him one."
Kunlun nods while smiling and crying "Dende wish back all of the people killed as a result of the Saiyan that invaded Earth. Please." Dende "Sure think." Dende speaking MGK "Porunga please wish back all of the people killed by the Saiyans on Earth." Porunga speaking MGK "Okay."
Soon all the halos above the warriors disappear. On Earth in the ruins of East City and in a block in West City people appear alive again. They look at each other and themselves in confusion.
Kunlun "Next we would like to wish Piccolo to Namek and then wish back all of the Namekian." Dende "Right." Dende speaking MGK "I wish that Piccolo was on Namek." Porunga speaking MGK "Okay."
Piccolo disappeared and soon reappeared on Namek middle of nowhere while the other were now free to go down snake way. On Earth the Dragon Balls return to their orange starred appearance now that their creator had been revived and the time table reset.
King Kai started to formulate a plan. Dende about to speak was suddenly horrified as the face of the Dragon distorted and soon the Dragon disappeared the sky went clear and the dragon was gone the balls turned to stone.
Bulma "What the hell was that?" Dende crying says "Guru he's gone." Bulma "Gone?" Dende "He's dead our mother is dead." Nail is crying with Dende and there is a somber mood in the air.
That mood was broken the sounds of a landing. Shooting out of the sky and onto the planet. It crash lands the pod opens to reveal a fourth form Cooler scouter on his face teeth grinding, eyes wide. He rises into the air and lands in front of the Z-fighters his eyes now focused on them along with his dead army. His hands clench into fists. Emperor Cooler "The horror."
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