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Prompt from love-life-and-strategy: Guinea pigs


[Door slams] "Hey, Travis? Have you seen Percy?"

"Ooooh Annabeth, are you missing your loverboy?"

"I'm not afraid of slapping you, you know."

[Laughs:] "No, I haven't seen Percy. Thanks for the threat, though."

"Hm..." [Door opens, closes]

[Rustling as camera moves; door opens and closes]

"Hey, have you seen Percy?"

"No, have you checked his cabin?"

"Well, no. Okay. I'll do that..." [Muttering:] "Why didn't *I* think of that?"

[A few seconds of silence pass; faint footsteps can be heard.]

"Um, Grover, why—?"

"Sssh, Annabeth can't know I'm here..."

"Okay..." [Whispering:] "So why are you following her around? And why do you have a camera up against the Posiedon cabin's window?"

"No reason..."

[Sigh] "You really are weird, Grover..."

[A sudden scream, door opening] "Percy! Why— there's a— guinea pig—!"

"Annabeth, what are you rambling about?"

"Nico, there's this guinea pig in Percy's cabin, and it's— it's—"

"It's what...?"

"It looks like the one he got turned into! On Circe's island!"

"Er, sorry, I wasn't there for that..."

"Nico! We have to get someone! He's— he's a guinea pig again!"

"Who's a guinea pig again?"

"Per— PERCY! But—"

[Laughter, then a slapping sound]

"Ow, Annabeth—!"

"What the hell was that? I thought you were a guinea pig again!"

"It was just a prank! Ow, stop hitting me!"

[Laughter]

"Oh, shut up, Grover."

"But the way she just freaked out... Ah... Classic..."

"Okay, that's the last time we prank her. I swear, I'm going to have bruises for weeks."

"Oh, man up