'Super trooper' meets our Heroines

Day break came once again over the mountain lighting up the icy tundra. The sparkles of light made it so bright that it highlighted the skin of the bear over the doorway. The light touched the bare legs of firsthim then her. They were still tangle up in one another his tail wrapped her waist.

They both seem to be on the same schedule and woke instantly. With Guarda quite sure that she would wake and he would not be there. Just another fantasy brought about by constant loneliness of her lot. She looks it amazed happiness to see that her memory and her sense had not been lying to her he was still here.

One-eyed "Did you have a nice sleep my Queen?" Guarda "Best damn sleep I've had in over a quarter-century my love." One-eyed "Has it really been only that long? Felt more like an eternity." Guarda "Or close to it."

The both sighed and began to kiss deeply through the gasps for air they continued talking Guarda "I'm so sorry." One-eyed "Don't be I would have kill them all to." Guarda "I have failed us." One-eyed "Our boys are alive and you yet breathe. You failed nothing nor could you ever fail me."

Guarda pulls away from him. Guarda "You have seen but you don't understand. I am not what you left." One-eyed "I did not leave and it doesn't matter. If they took you from me. I would have done all you have done and far more. All they could do was lie. I was a fool to trust them." Guarda "And I was a fool to ask you to."

One-eyed "No you were merely giving me my alternatives. We didn't want war but they forced our hands." Guarda "I guess they thought their toys would win it for them." One-eyed "I needed to be stronger with them not give them so much compromise. I just thought that there was some that didn't want bloodshed."

Guarda "Maybe there was. The doctor amicable. That first prime minister was kind. The Guardian seemed trust worthy." One-eyed "Yet they all betrayed us."

Guarda looked deep into his eye "How long am I going to be fighting the same war?" There was silence. Guarda "Even now I feel as though I am being dragged back to it. What can I do? Is their away to get past it my love?"

One-eyed "I don't know. I wish I could give you an answer but. I'm still their too. They took you from me. Tried to kill my boys. I suppose you can't. But hiding won't help. It isn't our way or yours. You need to face our boys. You are still needed. You can still bring a light to the darkness of this room."

Guarda "Isn't this the turn around your now my better angel." One-eyed stretched his arms out "What can I say I learned from the best." Guarda smiled "So now I'm the best?" One-eyed smirking "Never said it was you."

The two grabbed ahold of each other and held each other. One-eyed "I never want this moment to end." Guarda "Yes it's great and all but there is one problem." One-eyed "That I am dead?" Guarda "No the fact were are on rocks."

The both look around to find that indeed they had long since broken the bed and were lying on a bed of pebbles that were once the solid bed rock floor of the cave nearly turned to sand. On the outside an avalanche or two had occurred over the night.

One-eyed "I thought things were a little less comfortable. Hey this is kind of like the first time." Guarda happy distance smile "Aw yeah it is. Except it was on a warm summer's night out where the stars could see us." One-eyed "Gods we were so young." Guarda "And both dumber than rocks." One-eyed chuckles "Yeah. No lie."

Guarda "How long can this last?" One-eyed "Twenty-four hours I think we already used up about twelve." Guarda "That's far too short." One-eyed "I know." Guarda "Let nothing stop this ecstasy." They start deeply kissing.

A ship crashes lands on the other side of the planet. It is a saucer shaped ship hitting the ground like a meteorite next to the Ghost Spa and Hotel Resort. The patrons of various species and staff rush out to see what had crashed into the pool of the resort.

The ship had smashed and cracked the concrete of the pool allowing some of the water to begin draining. The crowd thought the worst as it appeared that the inside of the canopy of the ship was a reddish or pinkish substance. They held their breath and gaged at the sight. They knew that whoever was in their must be dead.

The local went about trying to get everyone from the horror along with the resort security. But suddenly the canopy of the ship opened and jumping out was a red covered small man. He had tried jumping to the edge of the pool but fail and instead fell into the pool. Muttering about how it may have mess up his entrance.

He hurriedly climbed to the top of the pool to receive the glares from the crowd of on lookers. He flashed the peace sign while the reddish material was dripping of him the water having apparently washed some of it way.

Jaco yelling "Ladies, Gentleman and those of unspecified gender your worries have come to an end! I Jaco a super elite galactic ranger have come to recue you! There is a new sheriff in town and it's me! So you can put all your fears to rest!"

In his mind this speech was epic that he was getting a round of applause from the crowd. When it reality it was his ship falling. While the crowd was just confused staring at him like he had three heads.

Jaco had close his eyes and was soaking in the imaginary adulation as the ship fell on its side and smashed Jaco in the head but stopping short of crushing him thanks to the edge of the pool. Jaco was laid out flat by the blow and soon the crowd is over to him to try and save their 'Hero.'

Jaco is mumbling something about being the hero. He was about to be pulled away from the wreckage when he sprang up. He was about to go into another speech when he whacked his head on the ship and fall back down. A little girl in the crowd asked "Mommy is the funny man dead?"

The group managed to drag him out of the shadow of his ship. The medica staff were about to examine him. When he jumped up again scaring the daylights of everyone there. There was a yell of "Zombie!" another of "Vampire!" and one "White Walker!"

The panicked mob rushed away as the very much still alive somehow Jaco tried to do more poses. Leaving just a medic and a Yardrat officer. The medic was clearly not from Yardrat. He was very human like except for the purple skin and violet eyes. The cop was a young pinkish Yardrat with a blue uniform.

Jaco mostly just wobbled around and said a bunch of nonsense. He fell back down twitching like a dead body but the medic put his fingers to his pulse. Medic "He's still alive somehow."

Yardrat cop "How is he still alive?" Medic "Hell if I know?" Yardrat cop "Well we better get him to a hospital. Besides those blows to his head he looks like he might be bleeding." Medic shaking his head "I don't think so." The medic sniffed him and then took a finger got a glob of the red material then put in his mouth to the shock of the cop.

Medic "Yeah that isn't blood. I think its tomato juice with alcohol? O wait this a Bloody Mary all over him." Jaco mumbled "You can prove that." Medic "Yeah can taste the hot peppers, key lime and vodka." Yardrat cop looking at Jaco "O so this guy was drinking and driving."

Jaco jumped up out of their grasp still wobbly and shouted "It was for after I landed!" He fell back down. Yardrat cop "Sure whatever you say. By the way you're under arrest." Jaco jumped up again now excited "Who's under arrest? Let me put the cuffs on him! I want credit for being here!"

Jaco was fanatically looking around while the medic and the local cop were still on their knees with sweat coming down their heads. Whispering to one another. Yardrat cop "What is this guy?" Medic "I don't know. I'm not willing to rule out the undead theory yet."

Jaco looks down at the whisper and excitedly askes "Who's under arrest?" Yardrat cop "You of course." Jaco "Alright where is this You? Is it the guy wearing the lab coat?" Yardrat cop "Noooo You." Jaco "Right sorry! My friend in the lab coat for my false accusations. Now where is this You."

Medic "Did I just suffer a stroke?" Yardrat cop "Not unless I did to." Jaco "Look citizens I don't have time for this where is this You and is he or she responsible for the theft of the medical equipment of the Ghost Spa, Hotel and Resort?"

Yardrat cop "I… I just don't know how to be any clearer." Medic "It's not your fault. I think the concussion that he received is affecting his perception. Wait you're here about the stolen equipment?"

Jaco "Yeah it why my boss sent me here." He takes out his wallet and shows them his badge. The two are both simultaneously stunned and horrified. At the same time they yelled "This is who they sent!"

Jaco "Yeah amazing isn't it." The two's eyes were wide. Medic mumbled "I pay taxes for this?" Jaco "So you're a local cop huh?" The Yardrat cop nodded yes. Jaco "So what does the purp look like." Yardrat cop "It was the Goob who saw her." Jaco looked at the medic.

Medic "Well 'officer' she was a raven hair lady, bipedal but she could fly. Dark eyes, light skinned. A hominid. She looked sickly probably why she was stealing the equipment. Normally I wouldn't have reported this because it was some minor equipment but it was company policy so I had to. Look it was a prenatal vitamins, and ultrasound machine. Most likely for a baby. I just though Mr. Yaha would decide whether or not to deal with it. I mean I really don't want to put an expecting mother in jail."

Jaco "There are no such thing as small crimes Mister." Medic "That's not what I said." Jaco "I get that you must be despairing in such a crime ridden wasteland." Medic "Your just not going to listen to me are you?" Jaco "But fear not good citizen." Medic "I guess that is a yes."

Jaco "I will recover you ultra-sound machine and those prenatal vitamins." Medic "Please don't." Jaco takes out his keys and activates the landing gears the ship get back to its bottom. Jaco "This planet is sparsely populated. I will just go around knocking on a few doors until I find the culprit."

Yardrat cop "They could have already left the planet you know." Jaco talking to himself as he walked over to his ship and jumped on to it "Now should I start with the west or the east?" Medic "You're not likely to find anyone one on the east side of the planet. The continent in the east is where the spirits are most present. Just a village and a monastery makes up the population of the entire continent."

Jaco still just talking to himself "East I think I will start east." The two look at each other again in disbelief. Jaco jumps into his cruiser and with the canopy still covered in Bloody Mary takes off.

The ship is smoking and wobbling to and fro. Mostly likely because Jaco forgot that he couldn't see a thing and that his ship was all smashed up. He smashes into a few tree then less than a mile later and crashes again. Jaco tries wiping up the mess only going so far to give himself a smudgy opening in the front then takes off again with his ship still smoking.

Medic "I'm not paying taxes anymore. Yardrat cop "I wouldn't blame you." Medic "I mean seriously what the hell just happened." Yardrat cop "I don't know. I feel my fundamental understanding of the universe was just challenged somehow." Medic "Gods I need a drink." Yardrat cop "Yeah me two."

And so Jaco searched around the East until stumbling upon the Monastery. He stopped at the entrance. In his white boot marched up to the door and lightly knocked on it. The door cracked open and a disciple opened the massive door.

Jaco in his best cop voice while flashing his badge "Sir and or Madame I have reason to believe a potential violent criminal might be in the area. Do you mind if I take a look around the premises." The Disciple "Well you do sound reasonable. I guess so." He open the door and let Jaco in.

Jaco "Okay have you seen a possible pregnant raven haired woman who can fly around?" The Disciple "Well yes. She has been a guess of ours for quite some time." Jaco fell over in excite then hopped back up to the shock of the disciple.

Jaco still in his calm voice "Might you please point out were this woman is standing?" The Disciple pointed over to the cabin. Jaco "Thank you. Now please excuse me." He took out his radio then started yelling "THIS IS CAR SIXTY NINE I HAVE A POSTIVE ID ON THE… I've forgot a code. What was it? Never mind… LOOK I'VE GOT THE PURP SENT ALL AVALIBLE UNITS TO THE MONKEY TAILED SAVIOR MONASTERY NOW!"

Jaco then took his blaster up and started rushing towards the cabin gun drawed. He then now panting got to the door of the cabin then busted it down. To the shock and surprise of Chi-Chi who was sleeping at the time.

He point his blaster at her and started screaming at her "HAND UP! LIMPS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!" Chi-Chi put her hands up. He rushed forwarded and started hand cuffing her as more police started showing up. Jaco had once again a smile on his face.

Chi-Chi "You know I don't know what you think I did but this is a really bad idea." Jaco laughed and said "You have the right to…" Jaco was stopped by a rumbling of the ground. Rushing towards the cops was a ball of energy. In the energy he could see the grinding rage filled face of Kakarrot. Faster than light Jaco ran behind the cabin hiding as Kakarrot came to Chi-Chi.

Kakarrot grab hold of Chi-Chi and then started flying away. Jaco seeing the palm hair eyes go wide as the other local cops that had shown up stand around and idle in their cruisers watch the two leave until Jaco starts yelling into his radio.

Jaco blue in the face and scared yelling "THIS IS CAR SIXTY NINE TO ALL UNITS IN THIS QUARDRANT WE HAVE A CONFIRMED SAIYAN SIGHTING ALL UNITS COME TO PLANET YARDRAT!"

On the mountain above Guarda was watching in horror at the army of police that had shown up with One-eyed next to her holding her hand. One-eyed "Well there goes the day." She nodded and sighed as more and more police started showing up.

Chi-Chi being held by Kakarrot says "Thanks for not killing them." Kakarrot pupils were small he seemed to almost be in some sort of altered state not responding to Chi-Chi. His eyes were scanning all around hunting for a spot to land and to drop her off.

Chi-Chi "Kakarrot?" He started mumbling to himself "Find a place. Put her. Kill them all." She looked at him realizing that the lights might be on but Kakarrot did not appear to be home. Chi-Chi "Woah you're not going to kill them!" He didn't respond. Chi-Chi "Look it's nice that you think you're playing the knight in shining armor thing. But those are cops and it was obviously a mistake. Now if we were to just talk…"

It was then that a blast came at them as they had been caught up to by Jaco the Yardrat PD, who were firing at them. Kakarrot who dodge the blast look back with a snarl and fired a blast of his own at the cops. The blast was coming at a car with two Yardrat police that were about to be hit when Guarda intervened.

Guarda kick the blast to the ground which blow up taking quite a bit of a forest with it. She raced forward and got up alongside Kakarrot and Chi-Chi. Guarda said with her most soothing voice she could muster "Alright I'm going to need you to calm down."

Kakarrot was still muttering not looking at Guarda "Trying to kill my mate." Guarda sighed and Chi-Chi looked at her and yelled "What the hell is happening!" Guarda looking at her "It's quite obvious isn't it." Chi-Chi shook her head 'no'. Guarda "They triggered his protective instincts. And much like when a hiker gets near a mother's cubs it doesn't end well for the hiker."

Chi-Chi panicked "Is there any way to calm him down!?" Guarda chuckles "Yeah sure. They then to calm down after their done disemboweling the hikers." Chi-Chi angrily spat back "I mean a way were he doesn't kill all of them!?"

Guarda "If they stopped following you and pissed off maybe I could talk to him. But right now he's a violent very agitated father that has the impression…" Kakarrot dodges a few blast. "…somewhat correctly that they are trying to kill his pregnant mate. He's not in a reasonable mood."

Kakarrot races forward from Guarda as they approach the vast jungle to which Guarda had fought her evil doppelganger. Guarda "For crap sake!" She accelerated to keep up and try and stop him but it was too late. The sky disappeared, the spaceships stopped working, the smells of the world disappeared. They were in the Otherworld and she knew it.

Kakarrot stopped now really confused on what had just had happened. Guarda looked to the gnarltree to see what she was expecting her. The creature cupped its hand and then it appeared before her to the other's surprise.

Dark reflection "So where were we?" Guarda "I'm pretty sure I was about to annihilate you." The reflection chuckles and says "I'm pretty sure that you were about to take a permanent nap." Guarda "It might have seemed that you to a mirage like you but I can assure you that I had you on the ropes."

Dark reflection dismissive "Whatever we say. Are you ready to for round two?" Guarda "Sure just let the rest go." Dark reflection laughed "Still pretending we have a heart huh. No they stay." Guarda angry "Why?" Dark reflection "Because you wish it." To that Guarda snarled to the enjoyment of the reflection.

Dark reflection "I think we need to up the stakes." It snapped its fingers and from the false trees came a dark smoke that came towards the crashed cops and Kakarrot and Chi-Chi. Dark reflection "Can you guess my game?" Guarda "I think I get it. I lose. They lose." Dark reflection "Wrong! You take too long or lose they lose. Give up they will be spared."

Guarda sneered "You have no honor do you?" Dark reflection "Same amount of honor that comes from killing children." Guarda "I suppose you have me there. Even if that was you." The reflection shook its head and said "Still don't get it do you." Guarda "That you are my evil thoughts that got me to kill. I think I got that part." Dark reflection "Fine then!" It shouted to the smoke "KILL THEM ALL!"

The shapeless smoke formed tendril that came at the officers and Kakarrot. The groups then precede to try and fight them off. Guarda charges at the reflection whacking it around but causing no damage.

Guarda then began to feel tired again like before. Guarda "How are you doing this?" Dark reflection "Well you fighting yourself has something to do with it." Guarda "YOU'RE NOT ME!" The reflection's teeth was grinding.

Guarda was about to throw some more punches when she got a good at the reflection. It was an angry caged animal before her and finally it all clicked. Guarda "Okay I get it." Dark reflection perked up "What do you get?" Guarda "You're apart of me."

The tendrils about to end the cops stopped. Dark reflection "Go on." Guarda "I did those things because I wanted to do those things. I am not a victim. I am a killer." Dark reflection "Good." Guarda "But that doesn't mean I can't change." Dark reflection "No it means you should be who you really are." Guarda "No I can be better than me." Dark reflection "No, No, NO!" Guarda "You are welcomed home my toxic self." It screamed "NO" repeatedly as the smoke drained into her as she breathed out the world returned.

The other were confused as hell unsure of what happened while One-eyed came to her. One-eyed inquisitively "What happened?" Guarda "Found something." She disappeared and reappeared in front of Jaco.

A panicked Jaco was about to run when she said "Wait… I want to talk." Jaco looked at her with fear "About what mam?" Guarda "About the possibly of your king talking with my son the king of the Saiyan Empire." Jaco stunned looked at her in disbelief "Really?" he said very unsurely.

Guarda "Yes. I think it is about time for my people to rejoin the galactic community. But first you must all me the change to finish my training and help the Chi-Chi over their give birth, as well as, return her home."

Jaco "How do I know you keep your word?" Guarda "Because unlike you Galactic types I don't have much use for lying. My word is my honor and my honor is my word. When I say something I do it. Do you doubt my honor?" Jaco quickly "No not at all!" Guarda "Maybe you should. After all I haven't been myself lately. I don't know why you came but please call of your friends off."

Guarda appear back in front of One-eyed who said "Well that's one way to have a breakthrough." Guarda "Yeah. But when did we ever do anything normal?" One-eyed "Never. Just the way we liked it."

Baba "Time's up Vegeta." Baba was to the side of the two having just appeared. She was a round ancient old lady dressed like a witch. The two looked at her sadly and then hugged. Guarda "I will see you again." One-eyed "Let it not be for some time please." Guarda "No promises. I tend to like fighting." They released each other and he nodded to her as he joined Baba and disappeared from this plane of existence. But instead of crying she was smiling.

Many months later Chi-Chi was in labor being help by Guarda. Guarda looked to find the Gohan had come in ghost form and was helping calm his granddaughter and Kakarrot. With the others unable to see him. He was smiling away as he did so.

The baby came with the bright sun in the sky on a warm day tail and all. Guarda swaddled the boy and handed it to Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi was crying out of happiness with one of the blood vessels in her eye busted when she first held her child.

Kakarrot was looking perplexed by the boy. Who to him seemed so small and so fragile "So what are we going to call him?" Chi-Chi tearing up knew the name in a heartbeat said "Gohan. Gohan is his name after Grandpa." Kakarrot "Well it's not a Saiyan name but okay. Kind of sounds right for some reason."

Gohan smiled at Guarda throw his tears of joy and put his ghostly hand on his passed out great-grandson. But through all of this joy and happiness as Guarda felt something amiss. She sensed a great power moving around in the cosmos. Her eyes went steely eyed as she knew who it was she muttered "Cooler." As she easily guessed his heading Earth.

Sorry if you though this was too sappy.