I'm back, got distracted, but now I'm ready to write, and I also have a request for you guys, but I will tell you more on that later.8/11/2013

The five vault hunters made their way to Moxxi's bar after a long quest, involving weird psychos and crazy fire cultists

"we sure showed them didn't we?!"

An anarchy fueled Gaige yelled whooping and hollering, she glanced over to Axton who was laughing, and he gave her a thumbs up. They continued to walk.

"Yeah, but now it seems like Axton got a new fan cub" Lilith stated while motioning towards the group of girls several meters away waving and chanting at them, Axton skin flushed and he sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck

"Well, what if it was our fan club?" he replied and Lilith laughed "Yeaahh, suuure thats why they're just calling your name"

Lilith cleared her throat "speaking of fan club, who do you think would be the leader?" she grinned mischievously and continued.

"Moxxi? No, maybe someone else. Like a young love sick girl?" she looked over to Gaige, who was, at the moment hoping that Hyperion would attack.

"Who knows, guess we'll never find out" Lilith dropped it after seeing the pleading look on Gaige's face, Axton just shrugged kinda confused as they turned the bend nearing their favorite bar.

Gaige trying to get out of the awkward situation jumped in front of Axton.

"RACE YA TO THE DOORWAY!"

She spit out quickly and turned on her heels and bolted for the door. Axton was startled for a second, but quickly made up for it. Axton was just much faster than Gaige, seeing he was a commando and she was a little girl with a robot, he was soon behind her and he scooped her up and put her in a fireman's carry.

"Let me down!" she argued but her giggling made it hard to take her seriously, ignoring her half hearted protests and incessant pounding on his back, which was starting to hurt, you know metal arm, he forced open the door to Moxxi's and carried the Mechromancer to a booth where he slide in right beside her making sure to squish her between him and the wall. While it was funny to Axton, it was starting to get to her, it was making her feel funny and warm.

"what's the matter darling? Something wrong?"

He asked with a curious look on his face, she punched him in the shoulder.

"totally fine dude"

He smiled seeing that his friend was alright he called the bartender over.

"Hey Moxxi...I would like a Rakk ale and this ever so lovely girl would like a soda"

She punched him in the arm again, but the words he used made her feel all tingly and she might of accidentally scooted closer to him.

"Alright, one Rakk ale for the Handsome commando ah, and a soda for the girl" after taking their order Moxxi continued to flirt with Axton. Gaige was mad, only Axton was allowed to call her a girl and she didn't like how that big boobed bimbo called Axton handsome, wait why was she mad about that?

Totally don't like him she thought,

or at least tried to convince herself. Axton looked up and saw Lilith and the other three vault hunters he beckoned them over, Gaige was kinda upset at the arrival of the others, she kinda wanted it to be just the two of them, but she quickly corrected herself.

Since I don't like him why would I care?

Upon noticing the two Lilith raised and eyebrow and Gaige quickly scooted away turning her head to hide a light red blush. The night went on like this, Axton joking and innocently touching her, rubbing against her, all while she sat there quietly until the burning in her loins could not be ignored, so Gaige quickly excused her self and started to leave.

"where are you going?" Axton questioned,

Disappointed that his friend was leaving early, she just shrugged her shoulders and mumbled something about how she was tired and probably was going to check out early, Axton seemed to accept the answer because he didn't question any further. Once she left Lilith jumped into action.

"you know she's not actually going to bed"

Axton raised an eyebrow.

"how do you know?" he questioned and she laughed.

"This is going to come as a shock, but she is totally crazy about you"

Axton exhaled loudly and glanced over to Sal and he silently nodded in agreement.

"funny, next joke" Axton tried to brush it off, but Lilith wasn't finished with him.

she shook her head "you really didn't know?"

Axton had a puzzled look on his face almost as if he forgot what she said just moments earlier.

"know what?"

Lilith had a dumbfounded expression on her face and looked around trying to make sure she wasn't the only one seeing this and took solace in Zero's visor.

?! the ninja flashed and got up from the table, Axton's ignorance too much for him to deal with at the moment. Lilith took the silence as her que to continue her verbal attack.

"Have you ever wondered why sometimes your clothes go missing, or how she would rather wear one of your shirts for bed rather than her own?"

He shrugged his shoulders and defended it platonically.

"mixed up laundry and she is to lazy to get one of her own"

Lilith sighed, took a deep breath and began her rant.

"alright you dense mother fucker, that girl wants to fuck you so badly and you don't even realize it. You're driving her insane and she basically fucking riding you just to get your attention, but you have some weird thing going on where you believe she's just some little girl and not a grown woman with totally natural needs and desires for someone her age. So this is what you're going to fucking do, alright? you'll march over to her dorm and you'll fuck the kid's brains out, I know you can do that because everybody already knows about you and Moxxi and we're not forgetting about Patricia either"

She ended her rant and a sheepish look crossed her face when she realized the entire bar was starring "uh,woops?" she apologized and looked then over at him. The Commando sat silently for a moment, obviously facing inner turmoil over the new founded information.

"I-I need sometime to think this over" he stammered. He left a generous tip on the table and exited the bar, eagerly welcoming the cool night.

Gaige is attracted to me?

he pondered while pacing, his mind went back to the dirty thoughts he had the night he fucked Patricia.

"I mean she is practically throwing herself at me I guess"

He tried to convince himself otherwise, to stay pals and not ruin their awesome friendship, but it was futile he had already made up his mind and he made his way to their barracks.

"Hey Gaige" he said softly with his head leaning towards her door. He lightly knocked and waited. there was the sound of scrambling as he heard her undo the latch at the door

"hey dude" she nervously quipped. Axton looked her up and down, she was wearing one of his undershirts and was only in a small pair of short shorts, he licked his lips and gulped, but looked up at her and smiled.

"Can I come in?"

I barely had to do anything to this chapter, i might of added 100 words tops, just fixed some grammar and syntax errors as well as added a few more details.