Well my fair readers I'm back after a road trip from the deepest pit of Hades. But don't worry about me worry about the chapter before I start yelling about how craptastic my vacation was. Also sorry Dynamis.
Dynamis: She dragged me along for the ride. The stars did not say anything about a road trip.
Lets get along with the chapter.
We got back from what was probably the longest commercial break in history. Dynamis looked like a wreck and so did I. gocty looked at me confused. She thought my vacation was going great. Sometimes you have to lie to people to save them from your problems. I took my seat and began to welcome everyone back from the commercial break. " Welcome back to the after show! Sorry things took so long, my laptop got run over by a truck because my sibling tossed it out the window! In other news here's the rest of the bonus scenes and after that we have secrets revealed!" with that the lights flashed and the scenes began to roll.
Random Bonus Scene #8
The soul light guardians began to fly into the B-Pit but one of them was being ridden by The Utterly Fabulous Z. "This is awesome!" she shouts. We all face palm except for Gingka who was running in circles. "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #9
Camren was talking to gocty when all of a sudden Hellena punches him in the face. " That was for my mother!" Hellena walks away. Camren just stands there in shock. " What just happened?" asks gocty.
" Hellena got her scripts mixed up again and now I probably have a black eye." says Camren. "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #10
gocty bursts through the window on time but still something was wrong with the scene. Instead of a taser she had a tomahawk. Amazingly no one noticed until she threw the deathly weapon at Yu's ice cream and split the cone in half. This caused everyone to panic. "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #11
Dynamis was singing when a fly flies into his month and he starts choking. Masamune decides to run over and be number one at saving lives but King rushes over trying to be the king of saving lives. I'm about to do something when the fly flies out and things resume to normal. "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #12
Ryuga and Zeus were talking about Ryuga's mess up when all of a sudden it starts raining toilet paper rolls. " Um Ryuga?" " What Zeus?" "Do you think gocty might be the cause of this?" Before Ryuga could answer the toilet paper rolls stopped and were replaced by sharks. "WHY IS IT RAINING SHARKS?!" "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #13
Gingka was tending to the blown up karaoke machine when Helios suddenly busted through the doors of the studio and onto the set. "Gingka! Another meteoroid is hurdling toward earth I need your help!" Gingka turns to leave the set but instead I get up and put myself in front of the Atlantian. " Gingka is going nowhere, now unless you would like to be a part of this film I suggest you wait until filming is over to save the world!" Grumbling Helios takes a seat in a chair. "CUT!"
Random Bonus Scene #14
Everyone starts dancing again. The movie was at the very end and playing was Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandria Stan. gocty pulled me onto the dance floor and everyone was having fun. And then sadly the director yells "CUT!"
"Well guys those were the last of the bonus scenes." says gocty. I wipe a tear from my eye, " They were so beautiful. Oh well," I chuck the monitor into a space time portal, " now we move on to secrets revealed and an awesome bonus surprise!" I yell. gocty hands me some flash cards. " Are you sure that we should be doing this? I mean they get embarrassed enough by other insane authoresses." says gocty. I turn my head in shock. Was this the same gocty we all know and love? Nope. This was a robot sent by the cast and was made by Yuki. I signaled to Nile to throw me a weapon. A fish went sailing through the air and into my hands. I then welded the trout and struck the robot. It exploded and the real gocty was found and saved. " Well we just wasted a completely unnecessary paragraph on something stupid. But at least we have flash cards." says gocty and I together. " gocty, shall we start revealing their secrets?" I ask. " Yes we shall, rosieo." replies gocty grinning evilly. And with that the questions start to fly. " Who here still sleeps with a stuffed animal?" asks gocty. The cast looked at each other. Very slowly a few hands went up, they belonged to Ryuga, Gingka, Masamune, and Yu. Laughter filled the set. Ryuga got angry. " Its not a stuffed animal! Its a knife! A very cuddly knife!" he yelled. Everyone laughed harder. Before Ryuga could yell again I read the next question. " Who here wants to battle right now against me?" I ask. " rosieo that's not a secret that's just a regular question!" shouts gocty ,but before she could say anything King hurries over ready to battle. " Do you think you can beat my Variaries?" he asks with a smirk. " Heck yeah!" I shout. We're about to head to a stadium when gocty drags me away. " No battling! We have a show to do!" she yells. I sigh. "I guess now's the perfect time to share the awesome surprise." I tell gocty. I return to my seat and help my co-star settle the cast down. " Alright guys as you may know I have a surprise for all of you. I have a new fanfic in progress called Stones and Stars. Its about a mission of a girl named Melody to pick up a certain demi-god and over the course of the trip back to a temple in the depths of Greece she bonds with her captive and he teaches her that she doesn't have to do everything she's told. Now oc's are needed ,but if any of your oc's are ones that like Dynamis your out of luck. Now fly my pretties, I mean have fun!"
Well guys how was that completely odd chapter that probably sounded nothing like my usual writing style. Now please review and pm oc's or add them to your review. And remember request songs and carry on! Any words from gocty?
gocty: Its time to spin The Wheel of Nile Torture!
Me: ( spins wheel ) It says to tell Nile to walk like an Egyptian. Wait a second is that racist?
gocty: I don't think so. Hey Nile!
Nile: Yeah?
gocty: walk like an Egyptian.
Nile: ( glares ) that is racist. I'm only doing this because your my friend of sorts. ( walks like an Egyptian )
Me: Well that does it for this chapter! Bye!
