Yo everybody. Well, I promised smut, and here it is. Not as good as I had hoped it would turn out, but I'm a virgin, so I lack experience that could give more detail. :( Anyway, hope you likey, and here you go.

1 week after the prank war

Astrid didn't know whether to despise Snotlout for the little stunt he pulled or thank him. On one hand, she got a really nice sneak peek at what she got to have. On the other, she couldn't stop thinking about it. Every night was tormenting as she tried to ease the throbbing arousal between her legs so she could get some sleep. Even then, her dreams were vividly detailed events of her jumping him and riding him like a wild dragon. Sometimes in public. She couldn't even be around Hiccup more than ten minutes without trying to get him to stare at her body. The worst part was, he never did, and it was making her self conscious and jealous when he talked to other girls.

The recent news of their marriage contract had eased some of her jealousy. It also made her sleep somewhat better, knowing that she would soon "getting wild" with Hiccup. It also took away some fear filled stress because it killed any possibility about certain rumors having chance of coming true. There was one about the Jorgensons setting up a contract with her parents, and that made her want to vomit. The other one was about a foreigner girl who was already part of a contract with Hiccup, and that just pissed her off. But when her father had told her the marriage contract had set her with "the Haddock boy", she wanted to get the ceremonies over with so the consummation could begin.

Then they could do it again. And again… And maybe a few more times afterward.

"Hiccuuuuuuup," the girl quietly whined as her body, now coated in a thin film of sweat, seized up for the… wow. She actually lost count this time. Cleaning her insatiable lower regions up with the now soaked rag, she wondered if Hiccup could actually keep up with her developed sexual stamina. Her mother had explained a few things about men for her, among other things, and apparently most can only go a few rounds before getting drowsy. She had also been generous enough to get her a foreign imported herbal tea that could allow the couple to have quite a bit of fun in the bedroom for a while. She remembered her mothers words exactly…

"Now Astrid, seeing as you and the haddock boy obviously care about each other very much, I figured you may want to wait before you had children. So I found this," The woman handed her a small, ceramic box with a smooth sage green surface.

Astrid was puzzled, "What is it?" Shaking it, she could confirm it was filled with some kind of powder as it made a sand like sound when the contents were shifted back and forth.

"it's a tea that women use when they want to wait to bare children. One of the foreign merchants said he and his wife used this for a few years after their marriage. Take a spoonful of it every week with some water once you two start enjoying each other."

Astrid couldn't help but find the situation slightly awkward. Still, she smiled gratefully, "Thank you mom. This is going to be useful."

"Your welcome honey." Just before she exited room, she turned back to her, " Just remember, I still expect grandchildren eventually, understand?"

That aforementioned box sat patiently on her nightstand, waiting to be used. It would remain there, gathering dust until Astrid and Hiccup's honeymoon. Then shed need to ask her mom where to get more eventually. Foreign cultures were apparently quite a blessing.

Hiccup didn't seem as surprised as Astrid was about the announcement of their marriage. He wasn't mortified or anything similar, but it was as if he saw it coming. Like he helped plan it out. Whether he did or didn't, it no longer mattered, because she was engaged to a man she loved. Not many Viking women got to have that. And though their marriage was still a good two months away, celebrations were still definitely in order. NOW.

It wasn't much, but Astrid had managed to scavenge some foreign mead called "wine" and a few exotic treats from the recent merchant ships that had come in. She hoped she could get some private time with Hiccup before wedding preparations made him fully unavailable. Then shed desperately need to find that totem…

Finding the bo… man… was simple. Hed been using a lot of his spare time to work on projects inspired by people hed met during his time from Berk. It would have been obvious where he was if Toothless still followed him around, but he had been doing whatever dragons do in the woods a lot recently. She made a mental note to use that as a conversation topic.

Stoic's advice led her directly to the forge, where Gobber was happily cleaning a sword with a soot covered rag as he hummed his favorite tune. Hiccup however, was nowhere to be found.

"Hey Gobber," she greeted him.

He gave her a quick glance and smiled before returning to his blade., "Evenin' Astrid. Looking for your boy?" She nodded. Either he had eyes in the back of his head or he knew she was going to say yes. "Hes in the back," he responded, hanging the blade on a wall rack. "Tell the lad to put the lights out when he leaves, will ye? Ol' Gobber's gotta get his beauty sleep or he'll end up lookin like a walkin war zone."

She smiled as he passed her, "Sure thing. Good night Gobber."

"G'night lass," the stocky Viking yawned as he sauntered off.

Good. No one around to make this awkward or weird.

Astrid stopped just before the curtain that hung in the entrance to Hiccup's little chamber. She needed to make sure she looked good. Though it made her feel slightly pathetic that she wanted to make sure she looked good for him, he did unknowinglymanage to put her into a masturbation spree for a good three weeks. So… yeah, preparations. Hair? Check. Dress? Check. No weird residue? Check. Breath? Crap, she should have done this at home. She blew into her hand and gave it a quick sniff. Check.

She took a deep breath and poked her head through the curtain. She barely had any time to look around the room.

"Astrid!" Hiccup nearly jumped out of is seat before slamming his sketchbook shut. He stood up quickly as she entered the room, stuttering like the old version of Hiccup, "Hey, uh… Astrid, I didn't know you were coming to visit. Um…" he spotted the bag she was carrying and took a step toward her, "uh, wha-whatcha got there?"

Astrid narrowed her eyes. He was obviously hiding something from her. A devious idea suddenly came to her mind. "It's a secret. Just like the one in that book you were so eager to close. Tell you what, if you let me see that book, you can go through this bag for as long as you want."

Hiccup sighed, looking behind him at his sketchbook, "Well, I cant just- No Astrid! Wait!" Dropping her bag, Astrid swiped it off the table while his back was turned. He could have gotten it back with his new reach abilities, but he was forced out of range by her kick to his chest before he had a chance.

As she began flipping through the pages, she couldn't help but be a little disappointed. She thought she'd find a naughty depiction of herself, or at least a picture of herself anywhere in the journal. But, page by page, she found nothing more than different images composed of curved lines, circles, and she could occasionally make out a dragon face. There were also some around wheel shaped objects and she noticed her name in the notes several times. She looked up at Hiccup, who held a upset and serious look upon his face. "I don't get it," she told him, "Why hide this from me?"

He deflated, and now he held only the face of defeat. "It was supposed to be a surprise. They're ring designs," he sighed. He reached into his pocket and pulled out three small black and white rocks. The white bit had clear parts to it that sparkled in the candlelight. "I found a diamond cache in the coal mines. I wanted to… you know…" He smiled sheepishly.

"Make me a wedding ring?" She tried to finish for him. She felt slightly peeved at herself for taking away his new confidence.

"Make you happy," he said weakly.

She gave him a confused look. "What? You don't think I'm happy? Why wouldn't I be?"

He scratched the back of his head nervously, "Well, I know I cant do most things Vikings do, and…"

"Stop being so self conscious over nothing," she interrupted, "Besides, have you even tried with all your new muscle?" All that hot, sexy ass muscle… GAH! FOCUS!

"Well… no, but…"

"But nothing," She interrupted again. Her voice rose with anger unintentionally. "You've done things Vikings haven't been able to do their whole lives. At least a third of what you see outside are your accomplishments. Your body grew out of its scrawny figure, and your feonsay is the girl of your dreams. Whats not to be happy about?"

"This is about your happiness. Not mine," he responded quietly.

UNGH. This was supposed to be a happy, private date with her boyfriend possibly enabling her to get some action, and now it was a argument with a stupid subject that was going in circles. Fucking fantasmic. "Hiccup," She was getting so irritated of the current conversation that she was getting desperate to end it. "You need to quit worrying. I am happy. You make me happy. At least not now, because you're pissing me off with your senseless, self induced stress!" Despite her desperation, however, she made sure that every word she said was true.

There was a long silence. His eyes were on the ground, and she couldn't tell if he was thinking or if he had disheartened him even more.

"I don't like pissing you off," he mumbled, his eyes meeting hers. Her heart was lightened as he gave a frail smile.

She brushed some hair from her eye and returned the smile. "Good." She took the bag from the ground and set the book on the desk. Taking a seat on one side of the bench, she opened the sack, letting a interesting smell fill the small room. "Now, I hope you're hungry."

Astrid learned quite a few things during their little makeshift date. He and Toothless still went flying together, but it was less often because the dragon seemed preoccupied with his own things in the forest on a regular basis. He'd met some very different looking people during the trip like some who had much darker skin, and some who had rather odd eye shapes. He also managed to trade some wool for cotton, having heard that it was supposedly more comfortable. Soon, the subject of their marriage came up, albeit abruptly.

"So why did your dad wanna set up the contract so suddenly?" Astrid asked with one cheek stuffed full of a cream treat. She leaned into Hiccup, who was sitting next to her on the bench.

Hiccup licked some red syrup off his lip and began to explain, "Yeah, about that… I sorta asked him to."

She gave an amused sneer, "Just couldn't wait to consummate, huh?"

He nearly inhaled his syrup filled treat, "What? No! I mean, its not…"

Astrid elbowed him in the arm, " Relax. Im just messing with you. In fact, Im kinda relieved. Did you hear the rumor about the Jorgensons wanting to set up a contract with my parents?"

Hiccup shivered in disgust, "Yeah, I did. I was worried I might have been too late."

"I know right? Me and Snotlout? Gross." She let her free hand shift over to his thigh. This would probably be the only opportunity she would get. It was about time to make a move. "But you on the other hand," Astrids lips came close to his ear as she began to whisper, "I would gladly bed you anytime."

Hiccup felt goose bumps form on his neck as her warm breath tickled his skin. Her sultry tone and choice of vocabulary seemed to pull a trigger deep inside him, focusing blood flow to his groin. As her hand slowly began trailing upward like the heat in the room, he quickly wondered if this was part of her plan or the influence of the wine. His breathing rate increased to compensate for his racing heart.

He took a deep breath, trying to stay calm. He suddenly remembered what their marriage contract didn't have. Smiling wickedly, he swallowed the last of the treat in his mouth and wrapped an arm around her waist.

"You know, I read the marriage contract," He mentioned as calmly as possible. He wanted to see if he could get her to ask for it.

"Mm hmm," she hummed in response as her hand stopped dangerously close to his delicates. She began circling her index finger in that teasing spot.

"A-and it didn't mention anything about a bride price. Or a public consummation." He struggled to stay focused with that… distracting maneuver she was doing next to the piece of flesh currently making his pants get uncomfortably tight. It was obvious his plan wasn't going to work. How could she not notice the expanding bulge moving down his thigh?

"You don't say," She murmured as her finger began grazing across the fabric covering his member. Her groin flared up immediately as she noticed the bulge that made it look like he was hiding a baguette in his pants. She bit her lip, trying to work her focus away from the burn between her legs. Would you calm down? I'm working on it!

Astrid was relieved as he helped speed past the talking process, "It also didn't say anything against premarital exploration."

Unsure if he was serious or not, she stopped her hand and looked at him with begging eyes, "You mean exploring each other right?" Please say yes, please say yes…

"As long a its not the act itself, well… yeah,"

Astrid's groin was searing. YESYESYESYESYES!

"I'm in," She finally confirmed, firmly stroking his member through his pants.

Hiccup groaned at the sudden relieving contact, nearly bucking his hips against Astrid's hand. They locked eyes for a moment before she wrapped her free arm around his neck and smashed their lips together. He tightened his grip on her waist and slid his other hand under her armored skirt, working his hand against the crotch of her trousers. Her legs trembled and she whined against his mouth loudly.

Surprised, he removed his hand and yanked his face from hers. "Did I hurt you?"

Astrid was enraged by the loss of contact, especially for that reason. "Hiccup," she begged, " I appreciate your concern, but come on!" The burn in her core felt like a raging monstrous nightmare, and the last thing she needed was for him to stop what he was doing.

His hand was back in an instant, and she moaned as wet cloth rubbed against her outer lips. Finally, she was getting the attention she so desperately had been craving from him. She wasn't going to get everything she wanted just yet, but this would certainly cool her down until their wedding night.

"I wanna go first," she said as if she were an impatient child.

Hiccup nipped at her neck as his hand slowed its movement into teasing strokes up and down her slit. "I think you need to get these off then, don't you?"

He couldn't have been more right. Eager to finally have some legitimate skin to skin contact with her man, she stood and almost instantly began removing her lower clothing, starting with her skirt. Hiccup chuckled, "I see you're eager."

Astrid let her skirt fall to the floor and began kicking of her boots, "You have no idea. I've been thinking about this for weeks."

Weeks? How far ahead has she planned this?

" I think I might need somewhere higher to sit if you are going to 'explore me,'" she told him with her trousers around her ankles as she began to step out of them. Hiccup took a moment to think before looking at the paper covered desk. It took him seconds to pile the papers over the sketchbook in a somewhat neat stack and plop it next to the desk, leaving it clear. He looked back at Astrid, who already had her trousers on the floor and her panties around one leg. Hiccup couldn't help but stare at her creamy white skin as she hopped up to sit on the desk. She noticed how his eyes followed her and smiled, "Never see a girl half naked before?"

"Never," he responded as a smile grew onto his staring face.

"Im yours you know, touch me if you want," she encouraged. She enjoyed his admiring eyes, but she wanted his admiring hands.

His eyes glowed with courage, and he gave her a fervent smile, "Oh, I'll do much more than that."

Astrid could have sworn she felt her clit twitch when he said that. There was that confidence again, and it was making her as horny hell. He was on her immediately, groping her thighs as he savagely attacked her lips with his. When he finally separated from her, her breathing was ragged. "Sit," she commanded. He obediently scooted the bench closer to the table and took a seat has she spread her legs out wide for him.

She couldn't help but feel slightly vulnerable being half nude with her son-to-be-husband's head between her legs. Anyone catching them right now would inevitably get a good view of almost everything she held off exclusively for Hiccup's eyes only. And the doctor, but that was different.

Hiccup was surprised it was actually this small, considering women actually released children from there at some point in their lives. He wasn't disappointed, mostly intrigued, but definitely concerned. Would he even fit? Women were supposedly very flexible in this department, but he wondered just how flexible that was. But that problem could wait. As for now…

He tentatively shifted her hips so she was set at the edge of the table. From this position, she could comfortably settle her head against the wall and the crook of her knees on Hiccup's shoulders. Surprised by how relaxing it was, she mentally noted that they should use this desk again. He wrapped his arms around her thighs, resting his elbows on the desk.

He had that look of confidence on his face still, and it made her slightly suspicious. "Do you… know what to do?" she asked curiously and nervously.

He hummed with a devious grin, "Well, I've read a few books, seen a few diagrams. Care if I tried?"

All he needed was her approving nod before he went to town on her. With a quick swipe of his tongue upward from the bottom of her pink outer lips to her clit, he ultimately decided that the musky taste of her was even better than her intoxicating aroma. He could already tell his "methods" weren't half bad because of the fistful of his hair Astrid had in her hand.

Astrid was in shock. She gasped, "Hiccup!" Locking her other hand on the edge of the table, she struggled to make coherent words as he started his little "feast". "How… how did you…"

He giggled against her flesh at the reaction he was getting. He forced his tongue within her warm depths as far and as slowly as he could and began twisting it back and forth.

Astrid's eyes rolled into the back of her head as his wet organ massaged her inner walls, driving her closer and closer to the edge of her first orgasm of the night, and what she thought would be her most satisfying.

With a loud slurping noise, Hiccup removed his tongue, letting a small bit of saliva and her fluid ooze out of her pelvis. Biting her lip, Astrid looked down at him just as he took the small nub at the top of her pink folds between his teeth. Then began grinding it between them. Astrid gritted her teeth and let out a keening whimper as she could feel the stream of pleasure fast approaching.

"Hiccup," she grunted, out of breath. She tugged on his head to get him to stop devouring her.

"Hmmm?" He licked his lips clean of her fluids as he focused on the writhing girl he was just gorging himself with.

In her near orgasmic state, she tried to get the message through as fast as possible, "Spot… so good… inside… use your fingers… find it… " She nodded her head in a desperate attempt to encourage him as he freed on of his hands from her thigh. Sliming his index and middle finger against with her fluids, he eased them into the her hot, moist slit. Astrid writhed as the tips of his fingers slid past that most amazing spot, and she could help but cry out, "There! Right there!" As if he had some kind of hidden sexual mastery, he curled his calloused fingertips within her, causing them to grind against her flesh at a perfect angle. She had never been sent to teeter over the edge so fast. And with one final hard suck Hiccup made on that round nub, she finally let go.

"HICCAAAAAHHHHH," The howling of his name turned into nothing more than a babbling wail as her toes curled and every muscle in her body contorted. This was like nothing she had ever given herself before. She could feel it everywhere. Her back arched and her hips bucked into his mouth as a surge of pleasure pulsed through her body, shooting through her spine and making every part of her quiver like it was being electrocuted. With one last convulsion through her pelvis, the pleasure died away, leaving her muscles weak and limp. With her eyes closed and her panting only beginning to calm, she could only utter several words, "Thank you… Hiccup… I love you."

She felt him lick up the last of her release before he stood up, "It was my pleasure malady." He noticed how she seemed to be drifting off to sleep. "Um… Astrid? Are we done already?"

She opened her eyes to respond, and found herself almost instantly in a wide eyed stare at his dragon, now freed from the cage of his pants.

Like I said before, not as good as I'd hoped it would be. May rewrite this later. Plz review, me want constructive criticism. Happy new year everybody, and good night.

Next chapter: Hiccup gets his turn.

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