Like I said in the last AU update, something for the people who really wanna see a sneak peek for future chapters, but weren't in the first three to review.

ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE A REVIEW THAT I FIND FUNNY HAS A CHANCE TO SEE THE SNEAK PEAK. IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. YOU WILL BE INFORMED IF YOU HAVE MADE ME LAUGH.

Anywho, enjoy. BTW- SMUT


For a moment, Astrid was frightened because of her current position. That mind blowing orgasm Hiccup had just given her left her dizzy and debilitated, so she was in no shape to stop him if he had decided to take advantage. But thankfully, he just stood there with a concerned look on his face, slowly stroking his tool.

Astrid drew her half lidded eyes to his and blinked, trying put her dazed brain in focus. "No, we're not done yet," she told him hoarsely, "You deserve a reward for that… show of expertise."

She closed her legs and shifted to get off the table, and noticed her legs had little feeling in them. She let her feet touch the ground, leaning on the table when they nearly gave in under her weight. Hiccup gripped her arm to help her sit on the bench. She smiled, "Thanks." She took a moment to slide her panties down to loop the other half around her bared leg and tug it back up to her hips. A short but awkward silence followed.

"We can do this some other time if you want to, Astrid." His worried tone of voice only egged her on, and she grasped his shaft, beginning to stroke it gently. He grunted in surprise.

"No way. I wanna see what I get to consider my territory in two months." With her mind finally clear and focused, she looked at her prize. And once again, she did a mental fist pump. It really was quite the jackpot. It stood proudly and rock hard at eight inches in length with a diameter of three, and the throbbing she could feel in her hand told her he really enjoyed its first time being touched by a woman.

She had heard stories of women who had husbands with large appendages, and most really enjoyed them because of a "stretching" and "filling" feeling they get whenever they had sex. There were others however, that were so big they hurt. A lot. Astrid couldn't tell if Hiccup's would hurt or not, and she was at the middle of fear and excitement as she waited anxiously for the day she could have it inside her. Before, his size didn't matter, but now that she knew that she had scored big time, she was even more exhilarated that he was her soon to be husband.

Hiccup was slightly concerned on how she was going to do this. She could only fit a little over half of his girth in her hand, and shed need four hands to encompass his whole length, so… What was her strategy?

Fortunately for his concern, Ingrid Hofferson had given her daughter more than just the green ceramic box. "Sit," she commanded once again, releasing him. He hesitated for a moment before finally sitting down out of curiosity to what she had planned. She then dropped to her knees before him, and placed her hands on thighs. She gave him an expectant look when he resisted the pressure given on them.

"You sure you know what you're doing?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.

She shrugged, "My mom and some other women gave me some advice to what guys like. Care if I test it?" She wore his new cocky grin on her face as she spoke.

He smirked, "I see I'm not the only one that's been doing their homework. Fair enough." Astrid scooted forward as he allowed his thighs to be separated, giving her better access. She took one hand and lifted his member, rubbing it lightly as she noticed it was slightly softer than before. With the other, she took the loosened lacing below his member and pulled it downward, further freeing his hips from his pants. Finally gripping his meat with both hands, she tightened her clasp on him and began working it up and down in a slow, teasing rhythm. She smiled triumphantly as she felt his now fully stiff shaft throb and Hiccup's breathing pace increase.

Hiccup was amazed at the feeling of her soft hands firmly tightened around him. He could feel a warmth in his groin grow with each movement of her hands, so slowly it was driving him insane.

"Astrid," he growled, gripping the side of the desk behind him.

"Should I stop? You look like you're in pain," She laughed sarcastically.

He smirked, looking down at her, "If this is considered pain, it turns out that I really do love it."

"In that case, you'll definitely enjoy what I'm about to do." Hiccup's eyes widened, now observing her attentively. Astrid licked her lips and examined the large bulbous tip of his erection. Locking eyes with him, she gave him the most seductive stare she could as she grazed it with her tongue.

Hiccup gasped as he felt a spark of heat from the contact go directly into his groin, making him clench his inner muscles. "Whoa, that's… wow." Pleased with her progress, continued to massage the pink, sensitive flesh with her mouth, coating the whole head in her saliva. Letting her lips connect with it, she began to suckle it gently as she increased the pace of her jerking motions along his shaft. Hiccup was moaning quietly at this point, his head lolled back slightly and his mouth hanging open.

She removed herself from him and barked, "Hey!" Hiccup's head snapped forward, his eyes wide again in worry that he had pissed her off again. "I want you to look at me when I'm sucking you off. Got it?"

He nodded, despite his confusion. Sucking me off? Is that what she was doing with her mouoooOOOOO… Suddenly the tip of his member felt the warm moistness again, her jaws spreading as she tried to force the whole head into her mouth. Finally, with a bit of effort, she managed to pop the pink flesh of his member past her teeth. Hiccup snarled as she started swirling her tongue against his trapped organ, making the pressure in his pelvis get noticeably close to reaching its limit. "Astrid," he groaned when her hands started moving even faster, "I'm close."

She gave an approving hum around his flesh, then enclosed it in a tight vacuum as she began sucking. Hard. Hiccup could no longer resist as sudden feeling pushed him over the edge. The shock wave of pleasure rushed through his body, beginning at the center of his groin and then branching out to flow through his legs and up his back. Astrid could feel him swell within her mouth, and before she knew it, she felt a copious amount of thick fluid squirt against the back of her throat. Hiccup bucked his hips into Astrid's hands as they vigorously pumped his semen from his balls, making his orgasm linger for a few more precious seconds. Even as Astrid swallowed repeatedly following Hiccup's orgasm, just like the women had suggested, each blast of his viscous goo had an output that was too large and that came too fast. It overflowed her mouth in mere seconds, dribbling down her chin and neck while she tried to manage his huge load.

Hiccup came down from his high panting and dizzy, and to Astrid's surprise, still hard. Sucking down the last of his release, she slid him from her mouth, making a popping sound as it was freed from the confines between her lips. A musky and slightly salty taste remained in her mouth, and considering its source came from Hiccup, she couldn't help but like it, if only a little.

Hiccup opened his eyes to find his vision slightly distorted. "Wow, Astrid," he said through deep breaths, "You spoke to the right women."

Astrid licked her lower lip and as much of her chin as she could, yet was still unable to reach the globs of white at the bottom of it. "They never told me there would be so much of this stuff," she said frustrated as she tried to wipe it off with the back of her hand, "You cum like a geyser, you know that? And that was almost like trying to stuff my fist in my mouth."

He chuckled, letting his read loll back as he tried to relax, "Then it's a good thing that your mouth and that part of me are both flexible to accommodate each other."

Astrid smiled, but then she gave a nervous look at his massive shaft, "I just hope the more important part is as flexible." It suddenly dawned on her that she never asked the women how big their lovers were when it came to their lower dragons. Hiccup was literally thicker than her wrist! And she considered putting three of her own fingers inside herself noticeably wide. Him banging her was going to be like a Terrible Terror being mated by a Night Fury.

Hiccup glanced back down at himself in Astrid's hands. He thought for a moment, "I'll get some lotion that we can use. It should help with… getting it in." He desperately wanted her in that way, but not if it was going to hurt her. He remembered he would have to break past something within her during their first time, and the mere thought of that made him grimace.

She gave a reassured smile, "Thank you. Either way, I swear that we will make it work." Her words took a moment to fully be calculated by her mind. If she didn't make due on her word, the salivating dragon between her legs would never let her hear the end of it.


So it seems the couple is a bit worried about Hiccup's Red Death being able to make a landing in Astrid's garden without damaging it. Lets hope this author doesn't forget to supply them with lots of lube!

H&A: You better not!

RF: Oh relax you two, just get Hiccup to jizz once and you can use that as lube.

F: As mentally scarring as that thought is, hes got a point you know.

A: Shut up Fishlegs, who invited you anyway?

F: (points at RF)

RF:... Guilty :P