Sup peoples. Not much to say today. Here you go, srry if its short.

Astrid and Hiccup had slept in notably late, and by the time they had finished their breakfast, it was almost noon. Usually, people who slept in that late would get kicked out of bed by one of their neighbors. However, since the couple had just begun their honeymoon, they would have it easy for a while. The two ended up flying off to the Meade Hall with some of their honeyed mead.

Toothless landed just before Stormfly, then ran off to the woods as soon as Hiccup dismounted. "Uh… okay…" Hiccup muttered, confusedly. "Have fun!" He called after him.

Astrid looked at him sympathetically after dismounting from Stormfly. "Don't worry about it. He always comes back."

Hiccup sighed, "I know. I just kinda miss when we used to hang out more." He smiled as Astrid pecked him on the cheek and took one of his hand in hers. "But you are quite a pleasant way to occupy me."

As they entered the meade hall, hands joined, they were greeted by Heather calling them. "Astrid! Hiccup! Over here!" She waved to them to join their friends at the table they sat at.

All eyes stared at the two intently as they sat down next to each other between Heather and

Ruffnut. The silence quickly became awkward, and finally too uncomfortable.

"What?" Hiccup finally asked aloud.

There was another short moment of silence before Tuffnut spoke, "Sooooo…"

"So what?" Astrid questioned with an annoyed tone.

"Don't give us that crap." Snotlout stated defiantly, "You two plowed, right?"

Astrid and Hiccup looked at each other nervously, not knowing if the other would want to talk about it or not. Astrid finally answered, giving as little info as possible, "Yes, we had sex. And it was good. There, happy?"

Snotlout huffed, "No. We want details."

Ruffnut spoke up, "Yeah. Wheres the icing on this cake?"

Astrid groaned and dropped her head into her hands. "Do we really have to talk about this?"

"You may as well. They probably wont let up on this. And you probably don't want to have everyone assuming the rumors floating around are true."

Both Hiccup and Astrid immediately gave her their attention. "What rumors?" The two asked simultaneously.

"Well," She said, taking a sip from her mug, "There is one where you two actually didn't have sex, one where someone joined you two, and there is one where Hiccup couldn't give you what you wanted, if you know what I mean."

"That is ridiculous. All three of those rumors are wrong." Hiccup said sternly.

"So what is the truth then?" Fishlegs asked. It was rather surprising he of all people would be interested in this, but then again, he did have a inner aggression no one knew about until a couple years ago, so he was full of surprises, apparently.

Astrid looked to Hiccup to see if he would say what happened, but he kept quiet, obviously holding back the desire to start gloating. She nudged him with her elbow, " Hey, is it okay if I tell them my way?" She could tell from the face he made it was difficult decision to make, but still answered with a quick nod. Growing a devious smile, she looked around the table, "Do you guys really wanna know?"

All heads except Hiccup's nodded eagerly.

"Are you sure?"

"YES," They all said desperately.

"Okay. Yes, we did have sex. No, no one else joined us, and yes, he gave me what I wanted. In fact, this man, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third, my friend and husband…" She paused for dramatic effect, almost laughing at the interested wide eyes everyone was giving her. "Is a top of the line stallion. He is probably gifted… scratch that, embedded with the essence of Freyja herself, because he can work my body like he works metal at the forge. He has magic hands that ruined masturbation for me forever and he wields that dragon sized monster between his legs better than he can train an actual dragon."

Astrid stopped and examined her handiwork, which was everyone's flabbergasted faces. She gave a satisfied smile and put an arm around Hiccup. "So there. Hiccup is a trophy husband who any woman should be honored to bare children for, and if decency allowed it, I would let him fuck me anywhere and anytime he wanted. Happy now?"

Silence filled the hall. Open mouthed stares were exchanged between the boys on the other side of the table before Fishlegs excused himself. "Uh, I just remembered, Meatlug was supposed to get her daily quartz deposit today. See you later guys!" Bolting off, the awkward situation pulled the other boys away as well. Snotlout declared he had to make up for not working out last night, and Tuffnut simply said he had to "do something."

Probably jack off.

Next: Heather and Ruffnut get a look-see, and Astrid realizes that Hiccup's size is harder to adapt to than she thought it would be. Good thing she enjoys a good "stretch."

Chapters may be more frequent from now on, but shorter.