Prompt from Lily: Squirrels and Peanut Butter on Enchiladas
"Hey, Grover?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you putting peanut butter on your enchilada?"
"So the squirrels don't steal it."
"Oh. Alright."
"Wait, you actually get it? Huh, usually I have to explain it more."
"No, actually, I don't get it... Not really..."
Grover sighed. "Well, you see, The Tragedy happened a couple weeks ago, when we were in Montreal with Thalia, lookin' for Canadian demigods."
"Oh, yeah, we really shouldn't try to do that again."
"Well, we all agreed they seemed perfectly normal at first. Anyway, when we were at the rest stop and I ran across the street to get some Mexican food, I did buy an enchilada. The thing is, once I got outside, a squirrel jumped from a tree right on my enchilada. As if that wasn't worse enough, the squirrel took my enchilada! Right out my hands! All of the cheesy deliciousness, gone! So for the past couple of weeks, I've been researching what squirrels don't like, and that's why I have put peanut butter on my... Percy, where's my enchilada?"
"Oh! Uh, when you were telling your little story there, I was kinda filming these little squirrels doing squirrel things, and, um, one just ran up and took it... But it was so quick! Like the Flash! I didn't even realize it was happening until it was up the tree, cackling at me!"
"Arg! Why do squirrels have to be so evil?" There was a faint sobbing sound, then it stopped suddenly. There was the noise of something hitting a tree. "Take that you evil squirrels! That's for taking my enchilada! Again!"
(To Lily: Whoop, another awesome! Well... maybe... they could be in the Hypnos cabin... But ssh. Well thank you for random ideas! I had a friend for was obsessed with squirrels, too, but unfortunately she was also obsessed with Justin Bieber and calling my "Sharoni Macaroni", so she's probably not as cool as your friend. It actually has been raining lately, but it's been off and on, sometimes pouring, sometimes not. That's more annoying than just flat-out pouring, in my opinion.)