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The Doctor, Jack, and Martha were invisible. They sat, huddled, in a corner of the headmaster's study, knowing if anyone saw them in their current forms they would probably be taken away, and The Doctor would be taken to Azkaban for looking like Bartemus Crouch.

All three of them were incredibly bored.

"Ninety-nine bottles of Tkarr on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Tkarr..." The Doctor started singing under his breath. "Take one down, throw it around, ninety-eight bottles of Tkarr on the wall!" Jack joined in, softly. "What's Tkarr?" asked Martha. "Best drink in the Andromeda galaxy!" Jack said brightly. "Can you be quiet please?" asked Dumbledore tiredly. "No" said the three in unison. "Ninety-eight bottles of Tkarr on the wall, ninety-eight bottles of Tkarr…"

Dumbledore facedesked.

Finally, finally they felt themselves shrinking. They had gotten down to 32 bottles, and Dumbledore felt ready to kill them. "Whoah! I think we're kids again, Dumbledore sir!" Jack said in a now-much-higher voice. Dumbledore could hardly hide his sigh of relief. FINALLY! "You may leave now." he said, rather calmly. He waved his arm, and suddenly the three were visible again-yep, back to being kids. "Thanks!" The Doctor called cheerfully as they walked out. Dumbledore sighed.

They were chattering excitedly on the way back. "Hey, what should we do now?" asked Jack. "Homework, of course!" Martha answered immediately. The Doctor grinned. "We-ell, I was thinking, maybe we could check out this hallway I found! It only appears on Fridays, and I was going to explore it today, then got a detention, then…" "We get it, Doctor." Martha hastily interrupted. " Lead the way!" The Doctor grinned and sped off. "Allons-y, then!"

Martha and Jack puffing and huffing by the time The Doctor stopped. "Don't… you ever… get tired?" Martha gasped, hands on her knees. "Do you want me to answer that?" Jack waved a hand. "Just… where are we?" The Doctor licked a finger and put it in the air. "Hmm… We're somewhere in-between the fourth and fifth floors. And in the eastern part of the castle." By this time, the two companions had recovered their breath. "What's behind that door?" asked Martha. The Doctor grinned. "We-ell, I waited until I brought you guys to open it!" Jack shrugged, aimed his wand at the door, and said "Alohoroma." The door clicked open. "Huh, cool, I'm getting the hang of it!" They all went inside the room. "A wardrobe…" The Doctor said thoughtfully. "Does it lead to Narnia?" Martha squealed. Jack laughed, but The Doctor was frowning. "There's something in there…" He walked slowly, his hand raised, towards the wardrobe.

BANG! The doors flew open, and Rose ran out of the wardrobe. The Doctor's eyes widened. "Rose…" "Doctor! It's right behind me!" Rose cried. Just then, a Dalek appeared. "EXTERMINATE!" A beam of light shot out, hitting Rose. "NO!" The Doctor's voice was filled with anguish. He caught Rose's body as it slumped. "Doctor! It's a boggart!" yelled Jack. "Doctor, it's not real! Think of something funny!" But The Doctor didn't hear. He faced the Dalek-boggart with the Oncoming Storm in his eyes. "You…" He stepped closer. Before he did anything else, though, Jack tackled him to the side. Now Jack was in front of the Dalek, arms flung wide. The Dalek and Rose shimmered, then with a Crack turned into The Master, a cruel sneer on his face, holding a knife. Jack, who had been preparing to cast Riddikulus, turned white. He opened his mouth, and nothing came out. The Doctor was just now getting over himself, and was staring at the boggart with wide eyes. "It's…" "SNAP OUT OF IT!" Martha shrieked and stepped in front of Jack. Crack! The Master vanished, and a stone angel with it's hands over it's eyes stood in front of Martha.

O SNAP! Angel time!

Hey, guys, just a few notes:

1) This thing is never beta-ed or anything like that, so it probably has mistakes. I've never pointed that out before, which is why I'm pointing it out now.

2) Is the direction this story is taking a bad idea?

3) MOST IMPORTANT: An awesome person named Little Oswin Oswald has created a story named A madman meets a freak and it's kinda sorta based off of this one… It's cool so far. You should read it.

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