Perfect Insanity-Disturbed
Stage pyro sets off at the same rhythm of the song playing.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen to Thursday Night Insanity! This is good ol' Bob Ross and Randall Killings, and boy, do we have a show for you!"
"We're continuing all the tournaments from Monday night and getting a debut The Devil's Associates."
"But right now, we have a match for the Television championship tourney."
Tarantula- Pendulum
"The following contest, is scheduled for one fall, making her way to the ring, from New York, New York, weighing in at 149 pounds, Avery Maryellen York!"
AMY struts down the stage and ramp as a ring crew roll down a red carpet. She walks up the steps then enters the ring.
"Avery, making her debut into FZW."
"I really don't know who's going to win this match Ross, I hope it'll be good."
We will rock you-Queen
"And the opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 225 pounds, He's The Prince, The Black Fox, Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Welcome Freddy Escobar!"
Freddy comes in wearing a jacket that lights up like Chris Jericho and sunglasses, and walks to the ring, and then as soon as he gets in, he poses like Shawn Michaels, and pyro comes out of the ringposts.
"Well, he seems even more arrogant."
"Let's see if he can back it up."
The Bell rings and Freddy slaps AMY as she tries to lock up. The crowd gives a little pop as AMY responds with a hard right hand that knocks the black fox down. She tries to pick him up, but he gives a thumb to the eye and (back)suplexes her. He makes a quick pin...1.-only a one count as he tries again...1-another kick out but AMY puts him in a role up and the referee counts the pin...1...-a kick out right before two. AMY runs to the ropes and comes back with a running front dropkick to Freddy and takes another pin...1...2-and a two count. She grabs one of his legs and repeatedly kicks him in knee tendon area then DDTs the foot and applies a side leglock.
"Avery with a vicious leglock, making Freddy Escobar trying to reach for the ropes but to no avail."
"It looks like he's trying to retaliate by applying an ankle lock to her."
Now the two are trying to see who will let go first and it goes on for a couple of minutes as both scream in utter agony. As AMY lets go, Freddy Escobar still has the ankle lock applied but she quickly kicks him in the groin and makes him lose his grip. She gets him in the dragon sleeper and locks it in. As Freddy tries to muscle his way out, AMY puts more pressure to his neck and he decided to kick her in the head three times. She falls down and he takes a pin...1...2..-and a near fall at two as he drags her near a corner and climbs the top rope as he makes it, he jumps off into a frog splash but AMY pulls her legs up and winds up kicking him in the chest, near the neck area.
As she gets up, she jumps into a leg drop and lands with authority. Takes a quick pin...1...2..-another kick out. She tries to get him up but he gives another thumb to the eye and tries another roll up...1...2...-a near fall very close to three but AMY gets back up and grabs his legs then applies a spinning toe hold but quickly gets pushed away with Escobar's free leg and rebounds off the ropes and strikes him with a running forearm smash. She quickly puts him in the surfboard stretch.
"The New York tan locked in!"
"He just might tap!"
Freddy Escobar is writhing in agony as a fan throws her chair into the ring, catching the ref's attention, he turns to the chair and throws it out while The Black Fox quickly kicks backward into her, hitting her groin and makes a roll up. The ref notices just in time and starts the count...1...2...3!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Ross yells as Escobar holds his arms in victory while AMY stays on the ground holding on to her crotch area as she rolls out of the ring.
"Here's your winner, Freddy Escobar!"
"I can't believe he won that!"
"What's wrong Ross?" Killings jokingly asked.
"Don't give me that, it was obvious that he cheated! If it wasn't for that fan to throw the chair into the ring!"
"And he took complete advantage of the situation, it would seem like something a champion would do."
"I don't share your acceptance Killings, but I guess we'll have to move on."
"Yup, coming up is another tag team match for the tournament, it'll be The Devil's associates versus the Royals, and is coming up next."
Intermission
Vignette
A man wearing a hoodie and dark jeans walks to a locker room and starts training as he does a voice-over
"I'm a man of many words but a man of few deeds, I can run through the top of Everest, but never fall down. I can make everyone shudder as soon as my name is heard, as soon as I'm seen."
Now we see him in a dilapidated castle sightseeing.
"I have conquered many odds in my life, I will conquer even more as the test of time goes on."
He walks down a hallway and stares at the camera and yells, "I will make an era of FZW! Just wait and see!"
"Well that was a weird vignette, did you set that up?" Killings asks his partner.
"No I'm afraid not, well anyway, we have our tag team match going on and with the Devil's Associates entering the ring."
This is gospel-PATD
Red lighting enters the arena and as the Devil's Associates go out and glare at the fans. They walk out in formation with JJ leading them, Brandon and Sienna behind him and Gabriel and Damien act as bodyguards.
"The following contest is a tag team match and is set for one-fall, introducing first, accompanied by JJ Hopkins, Brandon Elvidge, and Sienna Sheffield, from Memphis, Tennessee, and Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at a combined weight of 650 pounds! Damien Jordan and Gabriel, The Devil's Associates!"
"They're probably going to win, I mean, they've held numerous tag team championships at Ring of Honor. Even the person in charge has held the World Heavyweight championship numerous times. He'll probably win the International championship tourney."
"Well, we won't know until it happens, anyway, they still have to deal with another faction right now."
Amazing - CFO$ ft Trinity Fatu
"And the opponents, from Staten Island, New York, and Brasilia, Brazil, weighing in at a combined weight of 225 pounds, accompanied by Katarina Love, the team of Shamera Wilde and Nevah Maria, The Royals."
Nevah Maria and Shamera Wilde saunter down the ramp, Shamera does a split on the apron before crawling under the bottom rope as Nevah Maria goes around to the side of the ring and jumps onto the apron then climbs onto the turnbuckle and then into the ring while Katarina watches them from ringside.
"I honestly don't see any way for The Royals to be able to win this match."
"I might have to agree with you Killings, we have a tag team that is literally a foot shorter and a weight difference of 400 pounds!" Ross agrees as the bell rings and the match begins.
Shamera Wilde runs straight towards Gabriel and tries to hit him with a front dropkick. He catches her and holds her in a backbreaker position then throws her behind him. As she gets up, she gets picked up and in a fireman's carry then gets samoan dropped. Gabriel makes a tag to Damien Jordan, he walks over the top rope and clotheslines Wilde. Makes a pin...1...2..-and a kickout at two. He puts her in a powerbomb but she somehow reverses it into a hurricanrana. She crawls to her partner and makes a tag. Nevah Maria jumps on the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying clothesline and hits Damien. She takes a cover..-not even a one count and she grabs one of his arms and applies the arm breaker.
"A variation of the arm breaker is locked in!"
"It looks like Gabriel doesn't want his partner to tap and stomps on her face as Shamera Wilde moonsaults on hi-HE CAUGHT HER!"
As Gabriel holds her, he drops her into a tombstone piledriver. As she's out the referee tells Gabriel to get back in his corner while Katarina is yelling orders to Nevah Maria. As she gets up, Damien runs to the ropes and back to hit her with a running lariat. She dodges it and grabs his arm and locks in the crossface. As Damien yells in pain and tries to crawl backwards to the ropes, Gabriel runs toward them and jumps off with an elbow to Nevah Maria and breaks the hold. They both grab her by the throat and double chokslam her and take a cover.
As the ref starts the count, Katarina jumps on the ring apron, distracting him. Shamera goes behind Gabriel and hits him with a low blow. While he's bent over, she grabs him in a facelock and delivers a snap DDT. During the ruckus, Damien gets to the side Katarina's in and tells her to get off as Elvidge pulls her from her ankles out of the ring apron. As Damien turns around, he sees Shamera Wilde jump off the top rope and hits his partner with a pheonix splash. As she gets up, he puts her in the reverse death valley and brutally slams her on the mat. He turns back and sees Nevah Maria getting up. He charges at her with a running big boot but she reverses with a tilt-a-whirl armbar but he reverses that to a go home driver. The referee starts the count...1...2...-and a kickout at 2 and 10/11.
"How'd she kick out of that!" Killings asks as Damien picks her up by the throat and is about to chokeslam her but she reverses it into another tilt-a-whirl-armbar however this time, it was successful.
"Nevah Maria with the Nevah Tap Out!"
"IT'S LOCKED IN AND DAMIEN HAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!"
Damien tries to crawl but is unable to, he tries to out muscle the hold but is unsuccessful, he then tries, with all the strength he has left, and picks her up with the arm that was in the armbar. She's slowly getting lifted and soon, Damien is standing and has turned the armbar into a chokeslam and slams her down. He takes a pin...1...2...-Shamera moonsault kneedrops onto him to break the pin.
Enraged, he grabs Shamera and slams her with a pop up powerbomb. He goes back to to Nevah Maria but she quickly kicks him in the back of the head. He's staggering as she slowly gets up, however, too slow as he gets back to normal and hits her with a pop up powerbomb and takes a pin...1...2...3!
"Here's your winners, The Devil's Associates!"
"Well, it looks like we were right about who would win this match, right Ross?"
"I guess so Killings, anyway, coming up next is a strange match for our booker to make-"
"A hardcore match between Ender Nightblade and The Ultra Bull."
The Song of Unhealing
The arena turns black as Ender Nightblade descends from the rafters, faster than last time.
"The following contest is a HARDCORE MATCH! And is set for one fall, in this match there are no rules, no restrictions and falls count anywhere! Introducing first, from the End Remnant, The Shade, Ender Nightblade!"
"Why do we need to keep this kid here?" Killings asks his partner. "I don't see why these fans want to cheer him on."
"He's an underdog in their eyes, and they want him to win."
"I hope this ends quickly."
SWC-Murs
"And the Opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 248 pounds, The Ultra Bull!"
Ultra Bull runs to the ring and is about to tackle Ender
He dodges it and makes Ultra Bull fly out of the ring. He goes outside and grabs the chair the ring announcer was using. He folds it up and continuously strikes Ultra Bull with chairshots; to the head, body, and limbs. When the chair was too bent, Ender throws it away and a fan gives him their crutch and he viciously assaults his opponent until the crutch broke in half. Ultra bull gets up and tackles him to the barricade. He backs up a few steps then spears Ender through the barricade.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"HE JUST SPEARED ENDER THROUGH THE BARRICADE! AND BOTH ARE OUT."
They both get up at the same time and Ender grabs a cane from a senior citizen in the front row.
"HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY CANE!" He yells as Ender jabs Ultra Bull in the gut with the cane. As he throws it back, he notices the TV screen next to them and tries to convince his opponent to tackle him again. Ultra Bull sees through this and walks towards Ender and belly-to-belly suplexes him away from the arena. They fight each other as they get to the backstage arena. Chris Weapon stumbled by and hits both wrestlers with a cookie sheet while yelling, "HO HO HO BITCH!" then runs away.
Ultra Bull gets up first and throws Ender through the women's locker room. There Brianna Gage was changing, she notices the commotion and orders the two to get out. Ultra Bull answers by giving her the Winning offense, still enraged about his loss. He picks up Ender and throws him through a wall and waits for him to get up. As he gets up, he ducks a clothesline and starts kicking Ultra bull on the back of his calves and they both continue back into backstage.
They were near another room and Ultra Bull throws Ender through a window and breaks down the door. When gets inside, Ender's missing. He dives from the ceiling and locks in a sleeper hold. Ultra bull's running frantically and dives through another door and both fall. Ender notices a small table with a guitar leaning on it and grabs it then throws it on Ultra Bull then waiting for him to get up only to hit him with the guitar. He takes a cover...1...2...-and a kickout. Ender Nightblade tries to throw Ultra Bull through another door but he stumbles and Ultra Bull picks him up and side slams him to the backstage ground and makes a quick pin...1...2..-and another kickout.
They go through another door to enter a stairwell, Ender uses the railing to hit Ultra Bull's head with but Ultra bull reverses it with a belly-to-back suplex and walks up a few stairs then jumps off, landing on Ender. He makes a pin...1...2...-a kickout almost too late. He picks up Ender and is about to throw him through another wall but Ender slides out of his grasp and runs up the stairs. Seeing that Ultra Bull is waiting for him, he runs down the railing and pounces on him and hits him with a barrage of punches to the face. Ultra Bull gets right up and chases Ender up the stairs and find another doorway to break through.
They continue fighting until they literally wind up outside the arena and into the trailers area. Ultra Bull tries to use the Winning Offense again but is ducked once more and Ender sulpexes him with a Northern Lights flavor. He continues the assault with the frenzy smash and climbs on top of the trailer and dives off with a body splash. He lands and makes a pin...1...2...3!
"Here's your winner! Ender Nightblade!"
"An unbelievable match up!" Ross tells his partner as the ring crew try to repair the barricade.
"Yeah, a David versus Goliath kind!"
"Well, coming up, we have Hector Daniels vs Elvidge for the Television tournament."
"Don't forget our main event! We've got the Jewish Gun taking on the leader of the Devil's Associates!"
"It'll be a match to rival the Mayhem main event. But let's get on with the Television tournament with another member of that faction."
The Second Coming-CFO$
"The following contest is for the FZW World Television Championship Tournament and is set for one-fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Jerimiah van Carson, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds! The Hick, Hector Daniels!"
Hector Daniels walks into the ring with a carrying a chicken in his left arm and using a crutch with the other as Jerimiah follows him to ringside.
"Daniels, with Bill the Chicken and sets him down near one of the turnbuckles."
"Why do we only get crazy people here Ross?"
"I don't know but we've got to take care of this match."
Centuries-Fall out boy
"And introducing the opponent, accompanied by the Devil's Associates, from Manchester, England, he is England's most hard core fighter, Brandon Elvidge!"
Red lighting enters the arena and as the Devil's Associates go out and glare at the fans. They walk out in formation with JJ leading them, Brandon and Sienna behind him and Gabriel and Damien act as bodyguards, limping because of their match earlier.
"Well, tonight we've got all of The Devil's associates coming in tonight for their respective tournaments!" Ross explaining what's going on.
"Well, just expect them to win, I guarantee you they'll win all the tournies as time goes on." Killings giving his opinion of the matter.
"I honestly hope someone else will."
"You're just denying reality now Ross!" Killings tells his partner as the bell rings.
Daniels waits in his corner stroking Bill the Chicken and gives him to Jerimiah and runs straight toward his opponent and gets ducked from a lariat and gets down from a drop toe hold. Brandon picks him up and powerslams him. As he gets up, Brandon tries to german suplex him but gets sandbagged and Hector reverses it into a hip toss and repeatedly stomps on the abdominal area of his opponent.
As Brandon thinks that the stomping stopped, he sees Hector in the air with a jumping body splash.
COVER...1..-a kickout before two and Hector grabs Brandon's head and keeps hitting the mat with it. After a while, Brandon hits the hick with a kick to the temple and quickly gets back up. He straight toward Hector and clotheslines him out of the ring.
As he lands out of the ring, Jerimiah rushes to his aid and lets the chicken semi-fly towards him to give him the willpower to continue. He quickly gets back in the ring and tackles Brandon and keeps punching him in the face. He's punching so much that Brandon's busted open. He's bleeding profusely as Hector keeps punching him. The ring official tries to get him off but winds up getting brutally beaten as well. Hector keeps beating Brandon up as the Devil's Associates rush to his aid and Gabriel is the first to attack, by tackling him off and hits him with two headbutts. He somehow got a bit dizzy from that as Damien executes the reverse death valley and JJ Hopkins puts him in a reverse Tombstone piledriver and drags Brandon on top of him for the pin.
The referee slowly crawls to them and makes a slow count...1...2...-and Hector kicks out as Jeremiah made another command using the chicken to make him kick out. The referee tells the Devil's associates to leave the ring and Brandon gets his opponent up and grapples him with a northern lights suplex and gets on the top rope and dives off with a body splash.
"An almighty Splash from England's most hardcore fighter!"
"And here's the pin...1...2...-and another kickout, what is it going to take for this guy to stay down."
"I think the other Associate's figured an idea, they're heading to Jerimiah and beating him down."
JJ Hopkins holds Jerimiah as Sienna slaps him and gets double chokeslammed by Gabriel and Damien.
"They've got his chicken!"
They try to command Hector to forfeit for the chicken's life but can't get to him because he's too busy fighting Brandon. Soon Hector shoulder tackles him and notices the rest of his opponent's group holding the chicken hostage. After they tell what to do, he leans on the ring ropes and jumps out with a slingshot senton, tackling The Associates and puts the chicken next to the steps and grabs his crutch and hits Damien with a neckbreaker with the crutch.
"Paralyzer!"
"But that's to one of Brandon's managers, the ref's calling for the bell, it looks like Brandon won."
"Well, I didn't expect it to end like this."
"Me neither Killings!"
Hector runs back to the ring and starts hitting Brandon with the crutch but gets pummeled from behind by Gabriel and gets to the top rope and jumps off with a diving headbutt.
"Well, I think that tamed the beast."
"Me too, but anyway, now we have our main event, The Jewish Gun versus JJ Hopkins."
JJ preps himself in the ring as the rest of the group have chairs set up for Brandon whose getting his face cleaned by Sienna, and for Damien still shaken by that neckbreaker.
Get Hyper-DJ Droidkea
Tomer Lami walks into the ring and slowly enters as JJ watches him intently and closely.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for, the FZW INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Becky Lynch, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in a 200 pounds, The Jewish Gun, Tomer Lami!"
"Tomer's got quite a match for him." Killings making a remark for the match that's about to come up.
"Well, let's see if he can be able to defy the Devil's Associates tonight."
"And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 248 pounds, JJ Hopkins!"
"This'll be great!"
"The hype's getting me as well, I'm trembling with excitement!"
The bell rings and the two wrestlers lock up and try to overpower each other. After a while, JJ monkey flips his opponent, he lands straight on his feet and rolls forward, predicting that JJ would try to strike him from behind. As JJ lands on the ground, Tomer grabs one of his opponent's legs, twists it, then leg drops on it. He runs to the ropes and jumps off with a springboard body splash, he connects and makes a pin...1...2-only a two count as Tomer grabs JJ's head and punches it four times.
As JJ gets up, Tomer waits near him and jumps to hit him with a curb stomp.
"The Jewish Gun, connecting with the sidewalk step."
"And here's another cover...1...2..-another near fall."
Tomer tries to pick JJ up but gets elbowed in the gut and put into a small package rollup...1...2...-and a kickout. JJ gets back up and rebounds off the ropes then hits Tomer with a running clothesline. He jumps into a standing leg drop and connects as well as another pin...1...2...-another kickout. As he patiently waits for Tomer to get up, he runs straight into him but gets hit with a spinning wheel kick.
Tomer picks JJ up but gets punched in the face and does the same to him. The back and forth continue for another minute until JJ irish whips him to the corner and positions him on the top rope and grapples him with a superplex. Both are down for a while and the referee starts the count.
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JJ gets up and takes a pin...1...2..-another kickout and JJ is losing his temper, he starts clawing his hair and even rips some of it out.
"I think JJ Hopkins might have snapped because of Tomer Lami's resiliency."
"I never thought I'd see a Mohawk with a couple of bald spots on it." Killings laughed as both westlers got up.
They lock up again and Tomer get pushed into the corner and gets punched in the face and ribs multiple times as JJ picks him up and powerbombs him into the corner. As Tomer gets up, JJ puts him in the inverted tombstone piledriver postion but Tomer lands back down and back body drops JJ out of the ring. Seeing his opportunity, he climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a foot stamp to JJ on the outside.
"Tomer Lami just hit his opponent with the Hawk Sight!"
"That move would be lethal in the ring, but just imagine how effective it is outside!"
The two start fighting off in the outside and Tomer throws JJ into the barricade and starts choking him with his foot. As Tomer gets back to the ring, JJ gets helped up by his wife and helps him in the ring. Tomer waits for him and unloads with a lou thesz press. He then locks in the anaconda vise.
"The Overload's locked in!"
"Come on JJ! Get to the ropes! Your close!"
After a few minutes and longs screams of pain, JJ makes the practical decision to crawl near the ropes and puts his leg near it. The referee forces Tomer to break the hold and he starts kicking and stomping JJ. He crouches near JJ, waiting for his moment, then superman punches him (Okay seriously, why does everyone like that move so much) and takes another pin...1...2...-and JJ barely gets his leg out of the plane of the ring, stopping the count. Tomer gets mad at the referee and corners the official, but turns away and picks up JJ to suplex him. As he lifts JJ with the vertical suplex, JJ sandbags him and lands back on his feet then lifts up the Jewish Gun and snap suplexes him.
As he tries to go for the cover, Tomer rolls out of the ring and gets to the barricade. JJ follows suit and is about to pummel Tomer but notices a fan in the front row that is remarkably taller than the rest wearing a red T-shirt and fingerless gloves, before he could investigate any further, the fan punches him and he gets german suplexed by Tomer and he rolls his opponent into the ring and enters it too.
"How long is this match going to be?"
"I don't know Killngs, but it'll have to end sooner or later."
As JJ is rolled to the center, Tomer locks in the fujiwara armbar and JJ quickly yells in agony.
"The Arm-Ory is locked in!"
"JJ's going to tap! NO!"
After a few seconds, Sienna gets on the ring apron to distract the referee as JJ taps. Due to the official not seeing it, the match couldn't end just yet. Realizing that one of JJ's manager's just interrupted the matchup, he let go of the submission hold and quickly clotheslined her off. She was caught by Gabriel and is put safely on the ground. As Tomer turns back to the match, he gets dropkicked into the corner, lifted to the top rope, and death valley driven off.
"The Devil's Driver!"
"That's gotta be it! THE REF STARTS THE COUNT...1...2...3!"
"HERE'S YOUR WINNER! JJ HOPKINS!"
"I KNEW HE WOULD WIN! I JUST KNEW IT!" Killings showing his excitement to his partner.
"I'll have to give it to him, that was one hell of a match, even though there were cheap shots delivered to both sides!"
"Doesn't matter! JJ WON!"
"Well, that does it for tonight! Good night ladies and gentlemen! Stay tuned for Monday Night Mayhem Next week!"
End of show.