Sorry It took so long to get out, but here is the awkward following of the previous chapter.

He hesitated for a moment, considering what had just happened. He figured this would go in a quite specific direction. "Oh. Um… alright, I guess. What about?"

As if that isn't obvious. "When exactly were you planning on telling me about your… that thing you have between your legs?"

He raised an eyebrow at her, "I thought you knew I was male, Astrid."

Okay, now he is just screwing with me. She sighed irritably. "You know what I mean, Hiccup."

His head cocked to the side in confusion. "What? I mean… I don't… is there something wrong with it?"

Is he serious? There is no way hes being serious. "Thor Hiccup, do I have to spell it out for you? You must be part horse for Odin's sake!"

He was silenced for a moment, mouth opening only to release nothing. Then he scratched the back of his head meekly, "Really? I… I thought I was around average…"

Average my ass… "Hiccup, that monster wasn't even awake, and it was as thick as my wrist! There is no way that's even close to average!"

"Okay! Okay, I get it. Im above average. Thanks for boosting my ego." Now he himself was blushing, embarassed about the whole situation. A moment passed before he finally asked, "So what about my… size advantage?"

She was quickly getting frustrated, unable to figure out a way to explain this issue without seeming... over intimidated. "Its j-just that… I didn't expect… something that intimidating to come from you." Wait a minute, did she just stutter? Damn it woman, get it together. You are Astrid Hofferson, you do NOT stutter!

There is no way she actually just stuttered. Astrid doesn't stutter. Especially not around this situation that bad? Did he, Hiccup of all people, actually scare her? With the body part he considers the most delicate? "Astrid, are you alright? Are you… okay with this? I mean, this doesnt change anything between us, does it?"

"Of course not!" She yelled defensively. "I just… didn't know you would be this… challenging."

He smirked, nearly laughing at the last word. "You feel challenged by me? That must be a first."

It was surprising how fast she managed to get close enough to sock his shoulder, considering how far she had been standing from him. "Shut up."

As Hiccup's wicked smile turned into a look of concern and worry, she could feel herself begin to melt on the inside. Damn it. Why does he always have to be so... Hiccup all the time!

"So... What exactly are you trying to say? I mean I'm sure you didnt declare one of my blood line a horse just to compliment me right?" She sighed, slightly disappointed in what she was about to admit. "Hiccup, I love you. You know that. And I really want to marry you eventually. But I don't know if would be able to make this work… in that way. You just wouldn't… fit."

"Oh…" There was a long awkward pause. "Um… Are you… you know, absolutely sure about that? Could we like, check or something?"

The mere idea of that made her lower insides begin to melt, making her thighs rub together involuntarily. But if her mother's info was any indication, the answer to that method was probably already obvious. "Hiccup, Ive been thinking about being with you for a while. A lot. When we finally actually do it, that thing is supposed to get bigger, right?"

"Well… yes, but…"

"Well from my nights being alone in my room, I can tell you right now that if three fingers for me is noticeably big, then something of your scale is just… too much."

His mind was officially blown. "Wow… that's just…" Hiccup started, but just couldn't continue out of the sheer power of how shocked he was.

"Just what?"

"Just… amazing and upsetting at the same time. First you basically tell me I'm endowed like a bull, then tell me I'm too big, then go on to say you know that because you… practice while you think about me. This is just three big doses of mind blowing."

She laughed for a moment, before seeing his visibly depressed look as he sat back down on his rock. "Hiccup," she tried to comfort him, taking a seat next to him, "Please believe me when I say I want this to work…"

"I do, Astrid. I do, " he reassured, wrapping on arm around her waist gingerly. She grinned sympathetically, taking his other hand in her own. At least he knew she meant well. Neither of them wanted their first time together intimacy wise to be bad, but she hoped that this wouldnt determine their potential intimacy as gone.

Things went quiet again, before he finally asked, "Is there anything we can do about this? Like… would training help?"

Astrid snickered, "Training? Are you serious?"

He shrugged, "Ive thought up crazier ideas."

"True." She was glad to see him springing up ideas to try and take care of the issue so fast. She stood up and pulled him along with her."Alright, mister third arm, how do you suggest we train for something like this?" She asked enthusiastically.

He stared at her, wide eyed. "Um… what?"

"You heard me," she uttered with a wicked grin.

"Mister third arm? Really?"

"Would you rather me mention all that by calling you mister third leg? I don't think that would make sense."

Oh, the sarcasm. It seemed he had rubbed off on her rather well. "I love you."

He held his admring gaze about her before she asked awkwardly, "So about your training idea…"

"Oh, right... Well, I'll have to do a few things first… But… I guess I could make some… things."

Her eyes narrowed. "I have a feeling this is going to be more of me training to have some kind of final battle with you."

"I'd call it more like a... grand finale, of sorts. And if everything goes well," He struggled nervously to get the last words out, "Maybe we could have more than one?"

Her sly grin returned. "I dont know, Hiccup, could you do another battle with the Red Death?"

"Oh, come on Astrid. Im not that big."

"Whatever you say. Just try not to trip over that or let it drag, I can imagine that being painful."

He walked over the bows they had left on the ground and picked one up. "Yeah. I'll keep that in mind. Now, then, didnt you need some help with your archery?"

LOL Big shlong jokes all over this chapter. I intend to use a lot of urban dictionary words to spice up the hilarity in this story. Mainly used by the twins, but still, I intend to get a lot of huge dong jokes here.