A/N: Sorry about the delay, I've had some technical difficulties and a case of writer's block. To be honest I felt like pulling the plug on this and leaving it to be picked up by someone else. Well, good news, this will continue, bad news, there will be countless delays. All I have to say is, fuck you Alex the Owl mainly because you only do one wrestling show a month but I have to do twice a week. (Just kidding though, you're awesome and everybody reading you should really check out his show UCW AKA Ultra Cool Wrestling)
Perfect Insanity-Disturbed
Stage pyro sets off at the same rhythm of the song playing.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and happy Thanksgiving for our viewers."
"And a distinct F*CK YOU to all you foreigners watching!"
"Anyway, welcome to Thursday Night Insanity! This is good ol' Bob Ross and Randall Killings, Tonight will be a monumental night for Fire Zone Wrestling!"
"You got that right Ross, we'll be finishing the tournaments for the television and international championships!"
"They will be show stoppers! We've got Brianna Gage going against Brandon Elvidge and 'The Soldier' Tiger Eye up against JJ Hopkins! I for one can't wait!"
"But first, we have Brutus Vicious and Hector Daniels."
The Second Coming-CFO$
"The following contest is set for one-fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Jerimiah van Carson, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! weighing in at 240 pounds! The Hick, Hector Daniels!"
Hector Daniels walks into the ring with a carrying a chicken in his left arm and using a crutch with the other as Jerimiah follows him to ringside.
"Do you think Hector will be able to finish the match without using that crutch?"
"I don't really know, nor do I really care."
11th Hour-Lamb of God
"And the opponent, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Weighing in at 300 pounds! accompanied by The Jackals! Brutus Vicious!"
The Jackals emerge from the backstage area wielding weapons (Brutus holding a folding chair, Wolfgang with a lead pipe, and Kyle with a laptop). They walk normally down the ramp. As they enter the ring, Kyle Stevens slingshots himself over the top rope, Brutus Vicious walks over the top rope, Wolfgang rolls under the bottom rope.
"I wonder how this'll turn out."
"Hopefully with lots of gore!"
As the bell rings, Brutus quickly kicks Hector with a big boot. He's down and Brutus applies the ankle lock, it's locked in and Hector slowly crawls to the ropes and make a rope break. Angered, Brutus grabs the same leg for the ankle lock a few seconds ago, lifts it and slams his knee to the mat. Hector rolls away and pushes Brutus away with his legs. He gets back up and tries to punch out Brutus but winds up getting thrown to the corner and about to get lifted to the top but kicks Brutus away and jumps off with a flying clothesline. It lands successfully and he makes a pin...1..-a kickout before two.
Hector keeps Brutus grounded by stomping him wildly and relentlessly, to the point of the referee shoving him away. After he was pushed away, he zones out and sits in the corner. Brutus eventually gets up and seizes the opportunity, by running towards him with a knee strike. He lifts Brutus and throws him out of the ring, and he lands on Jerimiah but luckily, the chicken is safe.
Hector gets back up and notices one of the Jackals about to attack him and he dodges the blow then trips him. He runs back into the ring and kicks Brutus in the gut and sets up for a DDT, Brutus rolls out of it and pulls him into a clothesline, picks him back up, then clotheslines him again. Brutus does it one more time but Hector ducks under the strike and grapples him with a belly to back suplex.
He resumes to repeatedly kick Brutus until the referee stopped him again and separated the two. Brutus quickly spears Hector and pins him...1...2...3!
"Here's your winner! Bru-" The announcer couldn't finish because Brutus snatches the microphone away from him and orders him to leave the ring.
"I won the match that was absolutely pointless, I had to wrestle this hick who listens to voices all day long," He starts, pointing at Hector. "I was at the top of my game and I lost to Tiger Eye, which shouldn't have happened!" He then glares at Kyle and Wolfgang. "I was able to challenge him without a gimmick match and then I look at JJ Hopkins, somebody who only had to win one match, ONE MATCH! and now he's a finalist in the International championship tournament! Somebody who's had 'experience' in Ring of Honor. THIS ISN'T THE ROH! THIS IS F Z F*CKING W! We don't use honor, vigor, and we certainly have no black and white distinguishment of good and evil. Then said, JJ! you're nothing but a f*ggot who can't survive this kind of environment! I challenge you to a no-holds barred match for the finalist spot of the tournament, RIGHT NOW!"
After a few minutes and Brutus telling Kyle and Wolfgang to expect an ambush, Brian Zane walks to the stage with something to say.
"Brutus Vicious, you have made a clear point over how JJ has an unfair advantage on the tournament, but I can't let you challenge him." After he said that, Brutus left the ring and is about to charge. "Now hold on, let me explain, you fought Tiger Eye and you made an impressive debut as well, however, you lost to him and you are automatically not allowed to continue in the tournament."
"How do I know that you're not hiding anything about your booking decisions!"
"My booking of JJ should not be of your concern-"
"Yes it is," Brutus talks back as the crowd begins to cheer for him. "You have to be terrible at your job if the inmates are really running the asylum."
"I still can't allow you to challenge him Brutus, I still have to make a successful promotion-"
"You're only hurting the company, you want JJ to win just so we could have a belt with a shortcut to gain prestige." Brutus responds as he and the Jackals leave the arena.
"Well, that was unexpected," Ross informs his partner.
"As much as I don't like him, Brutus does have a point about JJ."
"What would that be?"
"If he wins tonight, we'll have the start of something prestigious with our big league championship."
"Oh well Killings, anyway coming up is Katarina Love going against Chris Weapon."
Immortalized-Disturbed
Chris Weapon walks down the ramp with a microphone in one hand, and some pink thing in the other.
"The following contest, is scheduled for one-fall, making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas! weighing in at 224 pounds! Chris Weapon!"
"What's that in his left hand?" Ross questioning about the pink thing in Chris' hand.
Halfway down the ramp, Chris sees a young girl in the front row and the camera zooms in to reveal him holding a pink dildo as he gives it the young girl and telling her "It will give you a good time."
"Oh my God, what's going on in his mind?"
"Beats me Ross, it seems like he might just be a fan favorite after all." Killings joked as Chris enters the ring and raises his microphone to his mouth and starts talking.
"You know, before the match starts, I want to say a few things. First, I want to wish Brianna Gage best of luck with the finals in the Television tournament, and I hope she can go die in a fire caused by her bike crashing into a gas station. Second, I would like to address a certain situation going on right now, I was the person to show just how the TV Championship could be our most efficient way of supporting up and coming talent coming in, now here I am, about to wrestle somebody who is much better off in tag team action, somebody much inferior to me. I couldn-"
Amazing-CFO$ ft Trinity Fatu
"Well, it looks like Katarina doesn't like to labeled as inferior by Chris"
Katarina appears on stage, holding a microphone as well and talks while walking to the ring.
"It appears you don't know who you're about to deal with, I'm somebody nobody takes lightly after their first altercation with me, who's to say that you will be no different?"
"I see you as that little girl over there," Chris answers as he points to the girl he gave the dildo to. "Someone who can't keep their priorities straight."
"Oh really?" At this point, she's walking up the ring steps.
"Yes really," Chris tells her as he dropkicks her off the ring apron, starting the match. He jumps over with a vaulting body press (splash) and lands on her. He gets up then throws her to the steps. She gets back up and kicks him in the gut, he caught it, but she shoves him away with the caught foot.
They both enter the ring and lock up, Chris quickly ducks to his knees and tosses her with a fireman's carry. He drags her back up and irish whips her to the ropes, Katarina jumps to her hands performs a handspring elbow smash. Chris however, ducked under it, turned her around and put her in a facelock, setting up his DDT. She reverses it with a northern lights suplex with a pin...1...2..-a kickout. Chris roll to his feet and dropkicks Katarina again then runs to the ropes and jumps into a springboard moonsault. He takes a few steps back and waits for her to get up.
"Chris is about kick her!"
Chris runs to deliver the drive by kick but Katarina drops under it and reverses it with a roll up...1...2...-another kickout. She waits for him to get up and jumps on the top turnbuckle and dives off with a shooting star press DDT, Chris reverses it with a spinebuster. He gets her up and is about to superkick her but she ducks under it and starts another roll up...1...2...-another near fall. Katarina ducks a clothesline and grabs Chris and holds him in a fireman's carry position, she throws him off with the facebuster finish but Chris reverses it with a flipping arm drag.
"Has he been taking lessons in Lucha Libre?" Ross asks his partner.
"Well, he's wrestled across America and he probably picked up a few things."
Chris repositions Katarina near the corner and climbs to the top, by the time he gets up there, she gets right back up and runs up there and grapples him with an exploder suplex. Both are down and the referee starts the count.
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Katarina gets back up and drags Chris up but he punchers her in the crotch area and pulls her in a quick rollup...1...2...-another near fall. He waits for her to get up, but this time, as she sits up, Chris jumps off with a springboard leg lariat. He climbs to the top turnbuckle again and jumps off into a 450 splash. Katarina uses a kip up and instantly gets back on her feet and catches Chris in and transitions him into a fireman's carry but he reverses it into a DDT. As she crawls back up, Chris hits her with the drive by kick and takes a pin...1...2...3!
"Here's your winner! Chris Weapon!"
"Well, he did it!"
"I can't believe he won!"
"Well, He won! Now, we should get ready for our next match."
"That's right, coming up next is the match that will determine who will be our first ever Television champion, I for one can't wait."
Force of Greatness by CFO$
"The following contest is for the FZW WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first! From Carson, California! weighing in at 188 pounds! Brianna Gage!"
She enters on her American Flag and Soaring Eagle custom made 2009 Harley Davidson motorcycle and once in the ring, she salutes the audience
"I hope she wins this thing."
"Me too Killings."
Centuries-Fall out boy
"And introducing the opponent, accompanied by the Devil's Associates, from Manchester, England, he is England's most hard core fighter, Brandon Elvidge!"
Red lighting enters the arena and as the Devil's Associates go out and glare at the fans. They walk out in formation with JJ leading them, Brandon and Sienna behind him and Gabriel and Damien act as bodyguards.
"I see a big match coming up."
"Yeah but I just hope Brianna wins."
The referee hold the FZW World Television belt for everyone to see and calls for both wrestlers to shake hands. Brianna extends hers and Brandon reaches to shake it, she pulls him into a clothesline and the match starts.
"Wait, why'd he call for them to shake hands?"
"I think he wanted to start things off like in Ring of Honor."
"But this isn't Ring of Honor."
Brianna still has Brandon's arm and locks in a surfboard stretch. Brandon slowly gets up and turns around to flip her over. When she gets up, Brandon grapples her with a german suplex with a pin...1...2-only a two count. Brianna rolls out and hits Brandon with a running front dropkick. She quickly grabs his legs and applies a bridging figure four leglock.
"The maximum overdrive is locked in!"
"He'll have to tap, he's too far to the ropes!"
Brandon is near the center, but Brianna is near the ropes. Sienna sees this, reaches into the ring, and grabs one of Brianna's arms and wraps it in the bottom ring rope. She calls for the referee's attention and he tells her to let go of the hold. Brianna scolds Sienna for interfering but gets slammed by Brandon with an inverted powerslam and takes a pin...1...2.-another kickout.
Brianna rolls over, still hurting from the powerslam as Brandon gets her up and sets up for a vertical suplex, she reverses it with a northern lights suplex and bridges it with a pin...1...2.-another kickout. She goes to the corner and waits for Brandon to get up. She runs directly into him and spears him. She then picks him up and sets up a tombstone piledriver, Brandon falls behind her and shoulder powerslams her. He makes a cover...1...2..-another kickout.
Brandon drags her up but she quickly hits him with a jawbreaker and puts him in the tombstone piledriver position and hits it perfectly. She makes a cover...1...2..-Sienna grabs one of Brandon's legs and puts it on the bottom rope. Brianna quickly rolls out of the ring and punches Sienna until she's down on the ground, Brandon jumps over the ropes and hits Brianna with a suicide dive and both are down and out.
Sienna helps Brandon up and gets him back into the ring. During that, Brianna grabbed Sienna and threw her on the announce table then got back into the ring at the last second. She's about to get tackled by Brandon but she quickly slams him with a sinbuster. She makes another pin...1...2...-another kickout.
She gets him back up and whips him into the corner and puts him on the top rope and sets him up for a avalanche powerbomb but he punches her several times and gets back to the ground. He drives her down to the ground with a DDT while she was at the top. He makes a quick pin...1...2...-another kick out. He gets her up and sets up for a vertical suplex then elevates her down to the mat with a pin...1...2...3!
"Here's your winner! Brandon Elvidge!" The announcer, well, announces as Brandon celebrates with the rest of the Devil's Associates and JJ Hopkins gets ready.
"Well, an interesting match no doubt!"
"I just wish Brianna won!"
"She'll make it, we both know that. But now our main event, 'The Soldier' Tiger Eye going against The True Devil, JJ Hopkins!"
Click Click Boom-Saliva
"The Following contest is set for one fall and is for the FZW INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Pierre, South Dakota! Weighing in at 372 pounds! 'The Soldier' Tiger Eye!"
Tiger Eye walks to the ring with his hood up and jumps over the top rope.
"And the opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 248 pounds! He is the True Devil! JJ Hopkins!"
The Referee holds the belt and presents it to both wrestlers and holds it above his head for the audience to view and calls for the bell.
Tiger Eye quickly throws JJ to the corner and continuously strikes him with a series of punches and kicks. After a while, JJ pushes him back and hits him with a dropkick, the giant is pushed even farther and JJ runs to him and clotheslines him, still not down, then rolls him up in a small package...1-only a one count. As Tiger Eye gets up, JJ runs to the ropes to hit him again but gets thrown into a free fall drop transitioned to a somoan drop.
Tiger Eye gets JJ back up and grapples him with a fisherman suplex pin combo...1...2-another kickout. He drags JJ near the corner, goes to the top rope and jumps off with a moonsault. JJ raises his feet and kicks Tiger Eye in the chest as he was falling on him. JJ gets back up and jumps into an elbow drop on Tiger Eye's back, and applies a boston crab.
Tiger Eye tries to reach for the ropes and slowly crawls over but gets dragged back. He flips JJ over with his legs and quickly gets back up then slams JJ with a pumphandle suplex. He jumps on the top rope and jumps off with a moonsault and lands successfully and hooks the leg...1...2..-another kickout. He gets JJ up and into a powerbomb position, as he elevates his opponent, JJ falls behind him and gets him down with a jumping neckbreaker. He slowly drags Tiger Eye back up and lifts him into a complete shot and makes a cover...1...2..-another kickout.
JJ gets Tiger Eye back up but gets pushed away, Tiger runs at him and dropkicks him, only problem was that he hit the referee instead. Now this is a Tiger Eye dropkick, it sent the referee flying to the corner. The rest of the Devil's Associates seize the opportunity and enter the ring, surrounding, Tiger Eye. Brandon was behind him and hits the back of his knee. As The Soldier was kneeling, both Gabriel and Damien grab his throat and are about to chokeslam him. However, he grabs both of their throats and lifts them off the mat.
Brandon hits Tiger Eye's other knee and he lets go of Gabriel and Damien and they all start to hit him repeatedly. Damien then holds him as everyone else starts beating him up. But suddenly, Chris Weapon runs down the ramp with a chair and enter the ring. He dropkicks the chair to the back of Damien's head and he loses his grip.
Chris gets the chair back and throws it at Gabriel, sending him down and hurricanranas Brandon. JJ grabs Chris from behind and throws him out of the ring. As he turns around, Tiger Eye grabs him by the throat and lifts him up. He reverses the chokeslam into a DDT and both wrestlers are down.
"This is a great match Ross!"
"A good match indeed but, why would Chris Weapon want to help out Tiger Eye?"
"Who cares! We've got a pay-per-view quality match!"
The referee finally revives as the other two wrestlers get back up and Tiger Eye kicks JJ with a big boot. He pulls him to the center of the ring and sets him up in a fireman's carry position and is about to transition it to a facebuster but JJ reverses it with a crucifix pin...1...2...-a kickout at the last moment. Tiger Eye gets back up and knees JJ in the gut, it was powerful enough to make him fall. He drags JJ near the corner, and climbs to the top rope, JJ gets back up and runs to the top and death valley drives Tiger Eye off the top rope and onto the mat. He makes a pin
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Thanks to Tiger Eye's long legs, Chris Weapon was able to grab one of them and put it on the bottom rope. JJ yells at Chris to leave and turns back to see Tiger Eye still on the ground. He gets the soldier up but is about to get belly to back suplexed, but reverses it with a wheelbarrow facebuster. JJ rolls him over and makes another pin...1...2...-another kickout.
"Just how much does it take to get The Soldier down?"
"I don't know Killings, but he seems to be even more resilient because of what's at stake."
JJ gets Tiger Eye up and lifts him in a piledriver position, right before he lands on his knees, Tiger Eye lifts himself up and is now in a powerbomb but rolls over JJ and slams him with a sunset flip powerbomb. He makes a pin but the referee is distracted by Brandon. Tiger Eye dropkicks Brandon out but gets slammed on his head by an inverted hurricanrana.
As JJ tries to drag Tiger Eye away, he holds on to the rope and won't be moved. JJ waits for him to get up and sets him up for a piledriver, he lands on his knees this time and makes a pin but the referee gets distracted by Chris Weapon as he's trying to throw a chair into the ring. JJ elbow bashes him and he lands on the barricade, knocked out.
JJ turns around to see Tiger Eye slowly getting up and he tries to grab him, Tiger Eye reverses with a headbutt, busting himself wide open.
"It looks like Tiger Eye cut himself open after hitting JJ with that headbutt."
As JJ staggers back, Tiger Eye turns him around and sets him up in an inverted suplex then transitions it into a sit out tombstone piledriver. He makes a pin but the referee is distracted again by Brandon but Chris Weapon climbs to the top of the turnbuckle closest to Brandon and hits him with a crossbody. Both land on Gabriel and Damien Jordan.
With everyone occupied, Tiger Eye puts JJ in a powerbomb position and superbombs him.
"SUPERBOMB!"
"THE REF STARTS THE COUNT!...1...2...3!"
"HE DID IT! BY SOME MIRACLE HE DID IT!"
"HERE'S YOUR WINNER! AND THE FIRST EVER FZW INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! TIGER EYE!"
Tiger Eye raises his arms in victory as Chris Weapon gets the belt and puts it on the giant's waist. They both hug and Chris raises his friends arm.
"So they were friends the entire time!"
"Apparently so Killings, but that has to be a magnificent match!"
"You got that right, and the fans seem to be confused over whether or not they should cheer for these two."
"Well, we have our first ever International champion, happy thanksgiving and goodnight!"
End of show