Prompt from Sonofthetrigod: Penguin, peanut butter, and rice pudding
It begins with the whurr of passing cars, the occasional I-just-ran-over-a-pothole noise, and Percy's meaningless droning.
"So, I said, there's obviously not a lion behind me!" He started laughing. "But this guy, he kept insisting, so I turned around and there was this chimera. So I said, 'Oh, that's just Bruce. He's my friend.'" Percy started cracking up; when no one else did, he cleared his throat and said, "So. Lunch."
"Ooh, yeah, I have this Ceaser salad!"
"Jus' some chip bags for me."
"... Why did you say that like a cowboy?"
"Because– Wait. Percy, what are you even eating?"
"It's this cool Penguine meal!"
"What?"
"They're awesome! They have these little penguins on their packaging and they come with foods in them, like Lunchables, but, you know, with penguins! This one has–"
"Peanut butter and jelly, cheese sauce, rice pudding, and prune juice."
There were various noises of disgust.
"Isn't it amazing?!"
Oops that one was weird sorry