Saucy Surprises

Pairing: Hermione/Cormac

Word Count: 294

Written For:

- Weird Prompt Challenge: Edible Body Glitter


"Cormac, I'm not sure about this!" Hermione shouted through the closed en suite door. Cormac was sitting on their double bed, completely naked and waiting for his girlfriend to come out and join him. "I feel...uncomfortable."

"I know you will look hot as hell," Cormac replied, rolling his eyes. When he'd given Hermione the kinky lingerie as a saucy, unexpected gift earlier on, he hadn't fully anticipated the situation. He had hoped that Hermione would be comfortable enough to wear it in the bedroom, but now he was wondering if crotchless knickers were a little bit too far for Hermione.

"My you-know-what is on show!" Hermione hissed.

"I've seen it before. Hurry up, 'Mione!"

"Promise you won't laugh."

"I promise."

The door creaked open and Cormac sat up a little straighter. Slowly, and using her hands to cover her private parts, Hermione stepped out of the bathroom, wearing the skimpy black camisole that Cormac had given her. He was right—she looked hot. As her eyes landed on him, her embarrassed expression quickly changed to a confused one. "Cormac—what is that all over you?"

Cormac leaned back so that Hermione could get a better view. While he'd been out shopping for Hermione's lingerie, he'd also picked something else up at the shop. Neon pink body glitter, which he had spread all over his torso and stomach whilst Hermione had been in the bathroom. "Body glitter!" He paused, looking down at his glittery chest. "I thought it would be sexy. It's edible," he added as an afterthought.

Hermione burst into peals of laughter, climbing onto the bed beside him. She reached out and swiped her finger across his chest, before putting it into her mouth. "Mm," she muttered, nodding at Cormac. "You're right. Tastes like strawberries."