Results of Thursday Night Insanity 8/03/17
Tomer Lami started the night with a match for the debuting Yoltzin Barebones. Both he and the audience were bewildered by Yoltzin's over the top entrance. The match started, and Yoltzin wound up legitimately stabbing Tomer, causing him to go to the hospital, and Yoltzin to be blacklisted from the WFA.
There may be a feud going on with Lucifer and Nathaniel, The lighter Archangel has been trying to get his old partner back throughout the show, but only to be met with cold disdain from his former partner.
Jessica Batista broke into Booker Zane's office and forced him to make a match between her and Daria Kirchathaler. The booker obliges and has her match commence on the next Monday Night Mayhem.
Ezekiel Myers made another defense as World Television champion in his match against Brandon Elvidge. Granted he had help from his partners in order to do so.
And now for tonight's show!
The show starts showing a highlight reel of all of the matches that happened in Monday Night Mayhem, all in tune and rhythm of Violence Fetish by Disturbed. After that, it shows Chris Weapon holding his International Championship up high, the camera goes to the arena as the pyrotechnics go off and we have the show to start.
The camera focuses on the commentators, Bob Ross and Randall Killings.
Ross starts, "Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Mayhem! Broadcasted to you from Nashville, Tennessee!"
"Plus we've more erotic action for you tonight! We've got Jessica of the Knockout Queens, going up against Daria Kirchathaler to start us off! I can't wait!"
Criminal-Britney Spear
Jessica rides in Jasmine's bike alone, and drives down the ramp. Once she gets to ringside, she parks the bike, and enters the ring in a Melina split, and climbs the turnbuckle to give a Brie Bella kind of pose.
"The following contest, is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Washington D.C.! Weighing in at 120 pounds! She is one half, of the Knockout Queens! JESSICA BAAAATISSTA!"
"Jessica looks like she's ready to tear her opponent up, limb from limb!" Ross yells.
"I think that Daria's gonna find a way around it!" Killings says with a very sly grin.
Regality-Jim Johnston
"And the opponent! From Vaduz, Liechtenstein! Weighing in at 150 pounds! Daria Kirkthaler!"
Daria comes to the stage with a loaded cane, she takes a slight glance at the fans with a look of disdain, but quickly focuses her attention to Jasmine. She walks down the ramp seductively and slowly, but graciously. She then enters the ring, and blows a kiss to the Knockout Queen she's about to fight. Then she grabs the cane, and strokes it up and down, tilts her head, and gives a sweet, sweat, smile.
The bell rings and the Knockout Queen runs and pushes her opponent, then assaults her with a series of punches. The official separates her and gets her to the other corner. Daria squats down into a sexy pose and motions her arm to Jessie, trying to goad her into losing control. Jessie sees through this, and proceeds carefully. Daria shrugs, and locks up with the younger Knockout Queen.
Daria pulls her in, and gives her a quick peck on the lips. Jessie, even more angered, knees her opponent, and is about to lift her in a gutwrench suplex, but Daria flips out of it behind her, and she gets groped from behind by the Liechtensteiner. Jessica tries to muscle out of it and even throws blind elbows behind her, but couldn't hit her assailant.
Daria takes the Knockout Queen down to the ground, and keeps a hand on Jessie's mouth and her other hand on the Knockout Queen's ass, caressing it. Jessica tries to get out of it, but Daria has her pinned down, and her caressing hand moved to an even more vulnerable spot.
"For Christ's sake!" Ross yells. "Does this need to happen again?"
"'Course Ross!" Killings interjects. "All in the name of good T.V.!"
While the two commentators were arguing, Jessie was able to grab a hold of one of the ring ropes, and used it to help get herself back up while Daria's still on her. Now up, She jumps into the air, and lands on her back, and her opponent. Now free, Jessie gets to the corner and measures her opponent. Daria gets back up, and the Knockout Queen runs to her and spears her.
"FIRE ARM!"
"Cover!...1...2...3!"
"Here's your winner! JESSICA BAAAATIIISSTA!"
Jessica grabs a microphone, and stands right over her fallen opponent, "Let this be a reminder to anybody who wants to mess with me or my sister! If anybody has the intestinal fortitude and the nerve to come and defile either of us! Then here!" Jessica then throws the said microphone on the ground, and put Daria into a sharpshooter. The hold is locked in for a few minutes, until a certain entrance theme was heard.
You're Gonna Go Far Kid-The Offspring
A woman who stands at five foot eight, having an athletic build, olive skin, blue eyes, and shoulder long blonde hair appears on the stage, she makes a pose by throwing a "rock on" sign for everyone to see, then sticks her tongue at Jessica, revealing that she has a tongue ring. Jessica does not know how to react as the stranger giggles and runs off.
"Who was that?" Ross asks.
"No clue, but she may have something in store with the Knockout Queens!"
"Maybe but up next-"
Am I Evil-Diamond Head
"What on Earth?" Killings asks as the music keeps playing and the arena lights darken while some light up to the rhythm of the opening riff. After the first minute of the song, Chris Weapon walks to the stage with his FZW International Heavyweight Championship, and is met by distasteful boos and insults. Ignoring the masses, he walks down the ramp and enters the ring, takes the announcer's microphone, and orders him to leave the ring.
"As you can see, I'm here alone. No Weaponry, no Devil's Associates, no Hector Daniels or Jerimiah van Carson to watch out for me, just me to address you all properly. As you imbeciles know, The Weaponry hold all of this fed's belts! We are the unstoppable force to behold! NO ONE! I MEAN NO ONE! Can be able to withhold us! Not even the pathetic WFA! They have a system of their own belts that mean less than nothing!" Chris pauses as he hears the fans chant Brandon Elvidge's name.
"Do you foolish people even hear yourselves! You really think one of your heroes, Brandon Elvidge, could do something right now? He couldn't even keep one of his lieutenants to stay with him! I know you remember Azrael's change to becoming Lucifer! He fell right into the palm of my hand! And who says that there could be more people under his command won't succumb to my words? Could that be Jerry Buckler? Jason Sabre? The Jackals?"
11th Hour-Lamb of God
Brutus Vicious appears at the stage and has his own microphone, "I've had enough of your talk Weapon! You keep taunting and taunting, until you have a match against whoever it is you've jeered! All you are is a paper champion! Just one defense!"
"Against The Fox, a man who could actually hit me!"
"Is that so?" Brutus is now walking up the ring steps, and enters the ring.
"Oh yes human slaughterhouse. And if I recall, you've had trouble getting through my own giant!"
Brutus laughs, "Your meat shield? The man that you made lie down just for you to hold that belt?"
"Nevertheless, I doubt you'd find me to be easy pickings."
Before either could make a move, Christopher Rogers, the owner appeared at the stage and said his piece.
"I believe this feud has run long enough! At the end of this month, We will have our second pay-per-view! And we will have Chris' entourage, against Brandon's, and once that match is over, the rivalry will be as well! But for tonight! We'll have our last match for the night be Brutus Vicious, against Ezekiel Myers, for the Fire Zone Wrestling's World Television Championship!" Rogers then leaves and has security go to the ring and force Chris Weapon to leave.
"I can't believe what I'm hearing!" Ross exclaims in excitement. "Ezekiel Myers just might lose his TV title tonight!"
"Don't be too quick to judge Ross," Killings informs. "Chris always has a plan!"
The Vengeful One-Disturbed
Ezekiel Myers walks to the stage with his barbed wire bat in hand, FZW World Televsion Belt on his waist, and FZW Light Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. He walks down the ramp and passes by Chris Weapon, who passes something to the champion to use in his match. He enters the ring and points his bat at his challenger and readies it.
"The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first! From New Hamburg, Ontario, Canada! Weighing in at 114 pounds! He is the Fire Zone Wrestling's World Television and Light Heavyweight Champion! Ezekiel Myers!"
Ezekiel hands his belt over to the official, who presents it to him, then to Brutus, the crowd, and rings the bell.
Ezekiel tries to charge and jump at his opponent, but Brutus saw this coming and took the champion down quickly with a big boot, the champion lands back on the ground from the devastating kick, and lands with a sickening thud. Brutus makes a quick cover...1..-and only a one count. Brutus then grabs Ezekiel's legs, and lifts him up into an alabama slam, but the champion escapes out of it, and hits the big man with a jumping enzugiri, followed by a dropkick.
All this pushes the challenger to the ropes, which the champion uses to his advantage and hits Brutus with a flying forearm smash. This only stuns him and Ezekiel tries to take him down with a dropkick to the knee, but the human slaughterhouse catches on, as well as his opponent, and lifts him into a powerbomb, Ezekiel tries to reverse it into a hurricanrana, but Brutus gets him back up.
Ezekiel then gets the object Chris gave him, a pair of brass knuckles, and hits his opponent with them, making him fall and the champion makes a cover...1...2.-and Brutus throws Ezekiel off. The champion hides the brass knuckles in his left knee pad, and hits his opponent with the same knee to the face and makes another cover...1...2...-and Brutus kicks out again.
Ezekiel decides that enough's enough, and climbs the top rope, then jumps off with a shooting star press. Brutus rolls out of the way just in time for the champion to eat the canvas. The human slaughterhouse then gets his opponent back up, and takes him down with a thunderous german suplex, gets him up again, and another german suplex with even more power. He continues the german suplex assault up for a little while longer, then grabs the champion by his hair, and drags him back up. Ezekiel elbows him in the gut, runs to the rope, rebounds back to his opponent, but Brutus catches him, lifts him in a military press, and drops his opponent behind him.
Ezekiel writhes in agony until Brutus grabs him by the throat, gets him back up, lifts him up, preparing for a chokeslam, but the champion maneuvers out of it, and gets on the big man's shoulders, locking him in a victory roll pin...1...2...-and Brutus somehow kicks out of that. Enraged, the Human Slaughterhouse grabs one of Ezekiel's legs and puts him in an ankle lock. Ezekiel tries to get out of it, but Brutus makes it clear that he wants to tear the champion's foot out of its socket. Ezekiel tries to flip out of it, but Brutus kicks him back down. He tries to crawl to the nearest ropes, but gets dragged back to the center and Brutus applies the grapevine ankle lock.
After about forty-five seconds of absolute torture, Ezekiel has his hand out, trembling in pain, as if he's about to tap. But uses the remainder of his strength to crawl forward until he grabs the bottom rope. The referee calls the rope break, but Brutus ignores it. The official then forces Brutus to let go of the hold and resumes the match. Ezekiel now has trouble moving around due to his ankle almost being torn off. Brutus wastes no time to pin his opponent to the corner to give him a barrage of punches, until the champion gets the brass knuckles back on, and strikes his challenger over the temple.
Brutus staggers back, and runs back at Ezekiel with a stiff clothesline. The Human Slaughterhouse then lifts the champion into a piledriver, and drives his opponent's head down to the mat, and makes a cover...1...2...3!
"Here's your winner, and NEW! FIRE ZONE WRESTLING WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION! BBBBRRRRUUTTTUUS VICIOUS!"
Brutus holds his belt high for everyone to see and waits at his corner for his comrades run down the ramp and congratulate him on his victory. Brandon Elvidge and Freddy Escobar appear as well and shake his hand, then they all leave as The Weaponry and Devil's Associates walk down to the ring, and Chris gets into the ring to help his friend back up, but gives him a disgraceful scolding and his army leaves.
"Well, I can't believe this! BRUTUS IS OUR NEW TV CHAMP!"
"Yeah, but what does this mean for Ezekiel and the rest of group he's part of?"
"Questions that'll be answered as the weeks come by! GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"