Note: This is heavily based on "Noire's Bride For One Day". However, instead of Neptune being the one being hypnotized, Noire is the one hypnotized. Just don't expect Noire to act like as Neptune did. No, she's gonna act like... Well, I guess she'll act like how she did in that Drama CD where she's the [listener of the Drama CD's] wife. Okay? Okay. I don't own Neptunia or Mega Man, blahblahblah, you get the idea.

Enjoy~!

Blanc sat in front of the teenage boy named Rokku. She held a very peculiar pendulum and was swinging it left and right at a decent pace. Rokku followed it closely but he just had this normal, blank face.

"You will haaaaate rats." Blanc said in a hypnotic tone. "You will haaaaate rats."

Rokku continued to follow the pendulum's pattern, but then he just stared at Blanc with an equally blank face.

"I already hate rats." Rokku said in a emotionless, robotic tone, matching Blanc's. "I wish to exterminate every single rat in existence."

Vert, who was next to Blanc watching this, placed a finger underneath her chin. "Hmm, he's quite right. I'm sure he has mentioned plenty of times that he hates them."

"Alright." Blanc then started moving the pendulum again. "You will liiiiike rats. You will liii-"

Rokku suddenly yanked the pendulum and threw it out the window. He then got in Blanc's face with his eyes glowing demonic red. "YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME LIKE THOSE DISGUSTING SPAWNS OF THE GREAT OVERLORD!"

Blanc wasn't fazed in the slightest by Rokku's sudden change in personality and attitude.

Instead, she stared at him and said, "Okay."

Vert averted her eyes towards the table and saw that there was a weird device with red and white spirals; much like a peppermint or candy cane.

"Hey, Rokku?" Vert called out. "What is that strange device there?"

Rokku suddenly snapped back to normal and looked at the device. "Oh that? It's some weird thing I found outside. I stared at it before it freaked me out. It's pretty trippy to follow..."

Vert then suddenly had an idea. She watched as Neptune was stuffing her face with pudding while Noire was scolding her over her untidiness.

"Mind if I borrow this Rokku?" Vert asked.

"Umm, sure!" Rokku said. He and Blanc watched as she grabbed the device and walked past them. "What're you gonna use it for?"

Vert didn't answer, instead he stood before Noire, prompting the ravenette to look at her.

"Let's try something." Vert said with a cute smile. She pressed the "ON" Switch on the device and pointed it at Noire.

Rokku and Blanc looked on in curiosity. Their eyes slowly widened as they watched Noire suddenly hugged Neptune from the side.

"Nepuuu~?!" Neptune cried, nearly choking on the spoon full of pudding.

"Wh-What happened...?" Rokku asked as Vert approached him and Blanc.

Vert smiled again. "I said that Noire has to be "Neptune's Wife for a Day". Hmhm, isn't that cute~?"

Blanc just blinked. "I have a small sense of dejavu..."

"A-Are you telling me that spiral device thingie was actually a washing-brain device!?" Rokku cried.

"It's brainwashing, little one." Vert corrected. "And I would say it's more hypnotizing, than anything. *^_^*"

"That's the same thing!" Rokku cried more. He watches as Noire becomes all cuddly with Neptune.

"It's okay to make a mess, Neptune~" Noire said lovingly. "As your wife, I'll clean up after you~..."

Neptune's eyes went like this: ._.

"Oh my gosh, is this entire fic going to be a reverse of that time where I was hypnotized into being Noire's wife?" Neptune asked (to no one in particular).

Rokku started to pout. "That's no fair! I want Noire to be MY wife too!"

Blanc and Vert then stared at Rokku with funny looks on their faces. Did they hear him right?

"You want Noire to be your wife, Rokku?" Vert asked.

"Yeah!" Rokku said aloud. "...A wife is a really, really cool best buddy, right?"

Blanc blinked once before spilling the news to the young teenager. "No. A wife is something else entirely."

"A wife is a married woman who is lovingly with her spouse, the spouse being the husband." Vert happily explained.

Rokku had a confused face when he learned the definition of a "wife". "Ohhhh... That book taught me the wrong definition of a wife then..."

Blanc then spoke up. "You said you have adoptive parents, right Rokku? Aren't they married?"

"Yeah, they're married!" Rokku said. "I just never learned what a husband and wife thingie was..."

"Nepuuu~" Neptune moaned. "Noire, you're such a naughty girl~"

Vert then took Rokku's hand and walked off, taking him with. Blanc followed right after them.

"Let's go, Rokku." Vert said in a motherly tone. "Some things are just not for kids such as yourself."

Neptune freaked out when they saw the group leave. "H-Hey! I was just joking with that seductive-bait! I don't want to do M-Rated stuff in this fic!"

Her pleas were not heard and she was left alone with the lovestruck Noire.

"Geez, I know I like to tease Noire about our 'relationship', but it's no fun if she's not acting all tsundere like!" Neptune admitted. "The last fic where Noire was acting all tsun-tsun towards Rokku was much better than this! I'd rather be in his shoes! But... I kinda already have when I was hypnotized and- Somebody help me!"

"Oh Neptune, I've always loved you since the day I laid eyes on you~" Noire said seductively. "Let's try to reenact the kiss we had on our wedding day~"

Then, Neptune's eyes widened when Noire locked lips with her.

"Nepuuuuuuu!" Neptune cried internally. She felt her entire world shatter. "This isn't supposed to happen! We're supposed to tease our fans with stuff like this, not actually do it! Worst fan-fic ever!"

"Ahhh!"

The ravenette rose up from her bed, sweating buckets and panting heavily. She gripped her comforters tightly as she looked around her dark room.

"It was just... a dream..." Noire said in relief. "Me and Neptune...? That sounds like some pervert's wetdream... B-But I wouldn't be... too opposed to being wi-"

Noire then shook her head violently. "Nononono! What am I saying! Ugh!"

The Lastation Goddess fell back on her bed and pulled the covers over her again. "Neptune and I together... Hmph!"

Noire tossed and turned to her left side, but her eyes widened when she saw a familiar face. "Wh-What the hell...?"

The ravenette saw Rokku in her bed. However... He looked... different than how she remembered him looking. He wasn't her height. No, he was significantlysmaller than her! He looked like a 5 year old kid! He was wearing smaller versions of his black t-shirt and dark blue shorts.

"Momma~ *0w0*" Rokku said cutely.

Noire's blood froze and her face was completely red. "Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah..."

This turned out to be another dream, fortunately. It still freaked Noire out, nonetheless~

"I need you two to stay away from me for awhile." Noire said with her arms folded. She was walking quickly, and away from Neptune and Rokku. They followed after her.

"Whyyyy?" Neptune asked. "Did you do something embarrassing and you don't want us finding out~?"

"What did we do?" Rokku asked. Then his face looked drained and depressed. "Don't tell me...Did I do something that'll make you hate me!?"

"N-No! I don't hate you! J-Just don't come near me for a day okay?!" Noire said, breaking into a run.

Neptune then chased right after her, hot on the tsundere's tail. "You can't escape Nep, Nowaru~!"

Rokku followed after them. "Noire! Tell me what I did wrong! *QAQ* I don't want you to hate me! You are the physical personification of my favorite video game console back on my world, so I love you!"

Noire cried fake comical tears as she ran in circles, trying to escape the two people that she didn't want to see.

"Go awaaaaaaaaay!" Noire cried.