A/N : Welcome back my loyal subjects! I've decided to make this a collection of one-shots for when I'm bored. I got a lot a nice reviews from the first one and I thank you all for it :D

Also, if there are any pairings you would like to see, PM me or tell me through the reviews. I'll try to write a sappy one-shot when I'm not brainstorming for Goddess of Spiders. I hope you all enjoy this short!

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Get Rekt Thanos

Thanos stood, imposing and powerful, glaring at the fools, the heroes that thought themselves strong enough to defeat him. The Infinity Stones gleamed in the sunlight as he raised his hand, preparing for the upcoming confrontation.

The Power stone he had obtained easily from Xandar after crushing its forces. The Guardians of the Galaxy, as they called themselves were too late and could only watch in horror as he placed the stone on his gauntlet. Even with the stone however, he faced trouble against Quill and his gang of incompetents. He had not realised Quill was a Celestial, nor did he know the Star Lord was able to use his powers.

The Space stone. Ah yes. One of his favourites indeed. Loki had come through in the end, the frost giant bringing him the stone in exchange for the entirety of Asgard's populace's freedom. His brother had argued of course, but a wave of the Space gem had the entire ship sent elsewhere.

The Reality stone was hard to track down, far deep within the dying world of the dark elves. He had found it though, lying within a dark cavern, its red light shining brightly as it realised it was joining its siblings. He could not utilise its powers however, it was wild and demanded freedom so he settled for the first two.

The Time stone took some planning, but he had eventually managed to steal it away from the Sorceror Supreme. There was a reason the Space stone was his favourite. No matter, the addition of the Time gem gave him an undeniable edge against the ones in his way.

And now, he could only laugh as his followers presented him with the Mind stone, wrenched out rather recently from one of the heroes' head. Vision if he remembered correctly.

He could taste the horror in the air as he placed it in its rightful place on his Gauntlet. Now, he would destroy this 'resistance' and grab his final prize. A dance with Death would be lovely.

Then, he felt a pain in his head.

"I won't let you do this." A voice sounded.

"Who are you? Get out of my head this instant!" he growled. He would get the Soul stone and Death would marry him for all the destruction he has caused!

"I'm afraid I can't. Not until you are put down." Suddenly, his fist raised without his will and he had punched himself.

"WHERE ARE YOU?!"He was angry now, his veins popping out as he looked around the battlefield.

"I am nowhere special." Again his fist raised and again he was punched. Whoever this mind melder was, Thanos decided he was going to die.

"Fight me without these tricks!" His mind burnt from the pressure the 'Other' was forcing. He tried to access the power of the Mind stone, yet it did not answer his call.

"I apologize. I have no body currently so I have to make do with what I have."

Thanos screamed in anger as his body involuntarily tripped itself and his fists continued to cause him pain. It was then when he realised the problem.

It seemed like the heroes had as well, standing by and laughing as the Titan continued to hit himself.

The Mind stone glowed with power as it lifted from his gauntlet and returned to the body of the recently dead hero.

Thanos fainted. The universe was saved. (I guess) And Vision got his happy ever after with his Witch. Though Wanda did slap him for worrying her shitless. Oh well, if it meant she was safe, Vision knew he would move the entire universe.

Consequences be damned.