Chapter 6: Halloween
Smashers' notes (this time, Kirby)
Kirby: Hi! Kirby here. Well, this user promised to make more details and personality. We'll find out by reading this story. But it will not come out until Halloween. Otherwise, the author is going to improve this.
Rated T for L (language) and V (violence). Content are moderate.
It was a nice evening at Smash City.
Before trick or treating tradition comes in awhile...
The 12 Smashers and Master Hand are ready to put the Halloween stuffs in their place.
"Ok, everyone, are the decorations are in place?" he asked.
"Yes sir," said the Smashers.
"Good, cause tomorrow your first Halloween here might be excellent," said Master Hand.
"Yeah and I hope we can remember it from years later," said Link.
"That reminds me. You all bought some costume?" asked Master Hand.
"Aw, crap, we forgot," said Mario. "Can we just go this place?"
"Well, sure, you can all go buy your costume at the very last minute," said Master Hand.
The Smashers went to this store called the Hall-o-ween which is opened during Halloween week.
"Why did the rest of you told us we needed costume for this?" asked Fox, a little annoyed.
"Because our butts are so lazy and didn't even bother to buy them," replied Luigi.
"But which are you all going to wear?" asked Fox.
"That's easy, I wanna dress as you," said Mario.
"And I'd like be as Duckman," said Luigi.
"I don't watched that show," said Capt Falcon.
"Me neither. It's not for me," said Ness.
"Well, I am Frankenstein people!" said Link with an evil laugh.
"Good one man! Mine is a vampire," said Kirby.
"With fangs?" asked Link.
"Damn right!" replied Kirby (Kirby: One of the very first time I cussed)
"And I am a bat," said Yoshi with wings at his costume.
"Why couldn't you chose Batman?' asked Kirby.
"There were none and besides I am too short," said Yoshi.
"Well, let's go buy the costume and then our first Halloween begins," said Mario.
A few minutes later...the Smashers were in the costumes they wanted to be...
Expect Falcon who wanted to be a muscular character. Instead he got a werewolf.
"This is why Halloween sucks. I'm no good at getting the right costume," said Capt Falcon.
"I think you're kinda hot," said Samus.
"Oh shut up," said Capt Falcon.
"I'm not into Halloween that much either," said Ness.
"Pika pika...(So do I)," said Pikachu.
"Well, I think this is a fun holiday to celebrate," said Fox.
"Yeah and it it actually fun because we dress up," Link voicing his opinion. "Besides no one made fun of my costumes at all."
"Uh huh, those two are right. Whether we like Halloween or not, we have to celebrate it anyway. Let's go already Smashers," said Mario.
Scene changes...the narrator begin to speak...
"The Smashers had started their very first Halloween trick or treating tradition together. Watch them as they enjoy this tradition."
"OK, first things first, we need to buy candies," said Luigi.
"Uh, Luigi, the people at the house gave us candies. We need a jack-o-latern like candy box," said Mario.
"Oh darn it, I forgot about it again," said Luigi.
"So, without any further ado, the Smashers bought the candy boxes so that they store their candies."
At their first stop...
"Happy Halloween!" said the twelve Smashers.
"You all too. Now here's your candies," said the kid #1.
"Thanks!" the Smashers said.
"Your welcome. Have a great Halloween."
*Translation to their second house*
Mario knocked the the door of a two story house.
"Hey kids. You're here from trick or treating?" asked a man in a soft voice.
"Yes sire," said Mario.
"Well, I only got like 15 left so you all can the last one," said the man.
"Wow thanks," said Fox.
"No problem. Enjoy," said the man as he closed the door.
While they left, three boys knocked on the door.
"Hello anyone there?" asked the first boy.
"We're here for some candies," said the second boy.
"Sorry I ran out. Try across the street," said the man.
"Damn it! This is the third time in a row," said the third boy.
"Yeah come on let's go across the street. It's our only hope," said the first boy.
The Smashers' third house. This time an old lady live in it.
"Hello men and some kids. Would you like some sweet candies?" she asked.
"Oh my god I would love to," said Ness.
"Well here it is," said the old lady. "Happy trick or treating."
"Wow I gotta say Halloween had been enjoyable so far," said Capt Falcon.
"Same here," said Ness. "I think we are going to get used to this."
Begin a montage of the Smashers continuing trick or treating.
It lasted a total of 8 more houses.
Then they are on their last house of the day. It was already 11 o'clock at night.
"Let's hope this last house will has great candy," said Fox.
"And no scary stuffs," said Luigi hoping.
They nervously knock the door.
"Who it is?" asked someone.
"We're trick or treaters," replied Link.
"And since this is our last stop would you give us some candy?" asked Ness.
"Yeah please?" commanded Fox.
"I don't know. All of you love to eat candies on Halloween?" asked the man with a bit of grumpy personality.
"Yes just give us the dang candies already!" said Link. "Let get this crap done already."
"Uh there's a problem buddy?" asked the grumpy man.
"Nothing, just give us the candies and we'll leave you alone," said the Link.
"Uh, honey, we have a problem," the man called out his wife.
"We? What the hell's going on?" asked Mario.
"Well it's looks like your friend is having some payback," said the grumpy man.
"What did I do?" asked Link.
"You are going say sorry or your friends will be trapped with us forever!" grumpy replied, then laughed evilly.
"Oh hell no! My friends will not be with you," said Link.
"Yeah show him," said Mario.
"Fine then your friends are stuck here forever," said the grumpy man with an evil laugh again.
"Link link help!" Kirby cried.
"We shouldn't have gotten this mess because of you!" said Ness.'
"Thanks for screwing my least favorite holiday even more!" said Capt Falcon.
"Look, Smashers, as well as you, man, I'm sorry, ok, forgive me?" asked Link.
The Smashers forgave Link but the man is still upset.
"Honey what are you waiting for? Shoot this jerk!"
"I'm on it," his wife said.
"Oh come on, two people," said Link.
"Link use your sword...it's the only hope," said Mario.
But once he unleashed his sword the couple unleashed ghosts.
The fight begins and honestly it was very difficult to get to it through.
After 8 minutes of fighting, they are always scratched but the couples are about to be killed.
"Alright man we surrender, but please kill us. It suck to be dead on Halloween," said the grumpy man.
"Alright fine but if we get to see each other again, let's just ignore," said Link.
"Deal (few minutes later) okay as your gift here's your candies. Happy Halloween and sorry again..." the man said.
"Phew I am glad that's over with," said Luigi.
"Me too... I was dying of boredom out there," said Fox.
"Well honestly this holiday still stinks. I hope for a better Halloween next time," said Capt Falcon.
"Well we tried. Wonder what Master's doing?" asked Link.
Meanwhile Master Hand was already asleep then he woke up.
"Huh who's there? Oh they're still not here (sighs)..."
Link: Lesson of the story: Never trash talk someone just because you're in a rush. When that happen during this time it made me hate Halloween until out next memorable one. Wait for next Halloween so that we can bring more nostalgic Halloween moments.
Kirby: And we already know who like and don't like Halloween...
Link and Kirby: Good night folks. Tune in another nostalgic story.