Chapter 7: First Christmas

Smashers' notes: Master Hand here...on this nostalgic story we'll talk about our first Christmas at Smash. It is not adventurous but it somewhat entertaining. Features clean content.


To start this, let's go to December 24th...

It was somewhat Christmas time (both December 24 and 25) at Smash City and it celebrate their first Christmas.

The city, while it is still a town, at only 500 people, is ready for the holiday season.

There's already everything ready for Christmas including the Smash Mansion.

"Alright, folks, is that everything for our first holiday season?" Master Hand asked.

"Yes sir," Mario replied, saluting.

"Uh huh..." Yoshi replied as well.

"(nods) Nothing pending," said Link.

"Alright, good. Cause, people, our first Christmas is gonna be remembered forever."

"Yeah I hope everything is smooth sailing," said Luigi.

"So I want you all do me one more flavor," said the hand.

"Another property?" asked Kirby.

"No Kirby," replied MH.

"Well thanks gosh. What is it this time?" asked Kirby.

"Well I want you folks to buy some Christmas food and it is jolly holiday," said Master Hand.

"Alright, what the heck, let's go some buy them," said Mario.

Snowflake translation to the Smashers going to a store which was the only convenient store in the city.

Christmas music was playing in the background, there's Santa and Frosty on outside as well as the lights.

"Excuse me, but are you still open?" asked Link. We're in another last minute shopping,"

"Yeah, we got an hour left till it closes. Go ahead. Buy something for you family," replied the cashier.

"So which are the Christmas foods?" asked Capt. Falcon.

"They're usually have ginger integration and they are found over there," replied Yoshi.

"Oh my gosh, those type of food my favorite," Kirby was excited to have some Christmas themed foods.

"Ok, so we're gonna buy ginger bread, cookies, canes, marshmallows, you name it," said Mario.

"So that means all the Christmas foods?" asked Luigi.

"Uh huh and it is gonna be like our old traditions. Right fellas?"

"No not really," said Link.

"Huh what did you mean?" asked Luigi/

"Mine is repetive as heck; helping Zelda to make sure Ganondorf is isn't at Hyrule during Christmastime."

Kirby stated: "Christmas doesn't exist in Pop Star."

Yoshi: "Neither does my world."

"Well, I do have similar traditions like you and your green brother does," said Ness.

"Yeah the same thing to me," replied Capt Falcon.

"Alright, well, tonight, you all will hear the true meaning about the holiday," said Mario.

After they brought the Christmas food, the Smashers are ready for Christmas.

Around 7 PM, they ate those foods as well pies and chickens.

Then a few hours later it was time to sing some Christmas tunes.

"So which one of you have written some of the holiday songs?" asked Master Hand.

"Not a surprise - it's me," said Fox.

"Wow, thanks Fox. I didn't know you were great songwriting," said Master Hand.

"Mm hmm. And we're gonna sing these together,: said Fox.

"OK, Smashers, the moment you been waiting for - you're gonna sing," said Master Hand.

"let's start with the True Meaning of Christmas," said Fox.

"Yes that's the song I'm looking for," said Link.

Fox: "Well, you are gonna find out already...let's sing! (Note: I tried the best i could do, I didn't rhyme that much)"

Song: True Meaning of Christmas

Writer: Fox McCloud

Instruments: Guitar and Soft Synth FX

Genre: Pop Rock

Today is Christmas time

Everyone know what that means?

It's Christmas already!

(guitar plays)

Fox: We're gonna have some cookies

And even from those rookies (neighbors peak)

We also wanna know about Christmas

Well I'll show you

The true meaning of Christmas

Is to be nice

Or else you'll be covered in ice

Master Hand: Don't you meant coal

Fox: Right

If Santa catches you bad

You'll be in the naughty list

So everyone with me

Smashers: You better be good

You better not do something bad'

Cause Santa is watching you

And your Christmas will be screwed

We already know the true meaning of Christmas now

Now we're waiting to open our gifts

And remember this day in the future

(song ends)

"That was beautiful Fox," said Master Hand in joy.

"Yeah even you had a hard time rhyming it was so awesome," said Luigi.

"Thanks I tried hard. Looks like everyone here might enjoy it. Now here's the next one..."

Song: We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Smash Version)

Instruments: Acoustic guitar

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

After those great times we had this year

We hope you all have the same thing this year

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

(guitar plays)

Mario: This year had been a successful one

Cause we joined Super Smash Bros.

Luigi: And it-s-a-awesome!

Link: And we're liking it

Master Hand: So we are having a great time

Together at this small city

And we don't our first Christmas

To end so fast

All: But time must flies

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

After those great times we had this year

We hope you all have the same thing this year

We wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy new year

And hopefully another great year

at here

(songs end)

"Well the covers were quite good but needs more rhyming," said Capt Falcon.

"Yeah and they're pretty rushed," said Yoshi.

"Well, folks, I tried, but that's all we're gonna sing for this year," said Fox.

"Alright, thanks for knowing me the holiday," said Kirby.

"No problems Kirby," replied Fox.

"So what's next?" asked Ness.

"We might watch some Christmas special," suggested Luigi.

"Great idea," said Link.

So they all decided to watch some Christmas special for the next few hours.

Then when it was officially Christmas Day, the Smashers went to open their gifts.

This what they got:

Mario and Luigi: Letter from Peach and other friends, new sweater, and Play station

Yoshi: Letter from family, new sweater, and pajamas

Donkey Kong: Drums, new blanket, sweater, and clothes

Link: Letter from Zelda, new hat, updated sword, and several Nintendo games

Kirby: Christmas hat and few games

Pikachu: sweater

Jigglypuff: sweater and mic

Fox: Letter from friends and several movies

Samus: Updated suit, Translator remover, and unknown stuff

Capt Falcon: Car model, Letter from home, and some action movies

Ness: Letter from friends and SNES

Master Hand: Just some letter

As a result, they all got the same gift: they were all allowed to leave anytime they want.

"So what did you all think?" asked Master Hand.

"Wow that the most awesome traditional thing I've done so far," replied Kirby.

"Yep, Christmas is now my favorite holiday," said Yoshi.

"I agree with you both," replied Samus who now actually talked instead of subtitles shown.

The rest are with them. So they all enjoyed this Christmas.

"You know, I hope next Christmas will be more awesome," said Kirby.

"exactly," said Mario. "Let's wait in a year to find out."

"OK Smashers picture time," said Master Hand.

They all gathered and smiled as the picture was taken.

Montage of the Smashers having some fun tradition during Christmas Day.


Master Hand: Alright that wraps the story. Sorry if the author published it 5 days late. He got a busy life.

Mario: But wait till a few years later till we tell our 2002 Christmas story.

?: WHAT?! SON OF-

Master Hand: Language please.

?: OK, I'll wait. But just so you know, I'm very impatient.

End of author notes