Chapter 9: PK Powers
Note from Ness: Hiya Ness here. This next nostalgic story here will be about me and my PK attacks. It will also tells us the story on how I got the PK Power. It is hilarious since my PK attacks wrecks havoc."
Features mild profanities violence (flashback only had violence)
Date: March 2000
A typical day at Smash Mansion.
Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Link, Kirby, and Fox are sitting in the living room watching television. Until a noise is heard.
"(sighs) Who ever making that, keep it down there," said Mario.
"We're watching a show," said Luigi.
"Sorry," said an offscreen voice.
They are watching a soap opera.
Everything is not clingy until the noise is heard again.
"Again?!" asked Mario.
The noise stops, then it continues, then it stops. This bothers Mario.
"(sighs) Alright, that's it. I can't take it anymore. Listen here, fella, we're trying to watch TV! So can you keep it down already?!"
"Oh sorry Mario," said Ness. "Didn't mean to distract you and your friend."
"Whatever, just don't it again." said Mario.
"PK Thunder!" Ness suddenly uses his power at something outside.
Mario growled and then the scene changes to the living room.
"What's the problem, Mario?" asked Master Hand.
"Ness kept using his moves," said Mario. "what's the big deal?"
"Well, Mario, that's because it is his habit," said Master Hand.
"His habit? But it is annoying," said Mario. "Does his parents know?"
"Oh, relax, Mario," said Master Hand. "You're just overreacting."
"You're right," said Mario. "Maybe I should stop worrying and leave it alone."
Later, that afternoon, everyone expect Mario, Luigi, and Link were playing outside with the mansion's park.
"PK THUNDER!" said Ness, who is using on the park.
"OUCH!" yelped Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Fox, and Donkey Kong were zapped.
Pikachu growled and started zapping Ness as well. "Pika pika! (You fool)"
"Easy, boy, it was an accident," said Ness.
"Pika pika pika... (That's what I thought)," Pikachu said sarcastically.
"Ness, what gotten to you lately?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Why are you zapping us?" asked Fox.
"Because it is that time of the year again," said Ness.
"Puff? (What?)" Jigglypuff wasn't unsure was Ness talking about.
"Can't talk right now. I gotta go," said Ness.
The others just stand there and shug their shoulders.
"We should just follow him to see what's up," suggested Donkey Kong.
"Great idea, Donkey Kong," said Yoshi.
The 8 followed Ness to see what he's doing. He just using his PK moves over and over again.
"Man, what is up with Ness lately?" asked Kirby.
"I asked that very similar earlier," said Donkey Kong.
"Maybe it's some tradition he;s having," said Fox.
"Let's go ask him," said Kirby.
"Hey, Ness, what's up with you today?" asked Yoshi.
"Well, Yoshi, I'm glad you asked: There's this tradition every March since the day I got these powers," replied Ness.
"Well, do you know when did you got them?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Hmm, I think Mario was right, I did got those powers from my parents." replied Ness.
"Cool, that's interesting. Tell us more," said Yoshi.
"Alright, so once upon a time, I was a younger powerless child. I was weak, I got bullied by that jerk every week, I had no friends, until this very important day came. My parents suggest that I should get something to stand up to my bully. So, they took me to a special store in which my eyes all of a sudden got attracted to this package. The package of course, is the PK Powers I'm talking about. Once I brought them, I enjoyed standing up to my bully at last. The use of the PK Powers was so noticeable that everyone praised (expect for that bully) them. And that's how I got the PK Powers. That's also when I got new friends so that could explains my fame."
"That's the best story I've ever heard," said Kirby.
"Wow, what an awesome story. I need to tell Mario so he can believe that," said Yoshi.
*SLIDE TRANSLATION*
"And that is how Ness got his powers," said Yoshi.
"Holy crap, I do believe in Ness now," said Mario.
"Really? You aren't mad anymore?" asked Yoshi.
"Nope, in fact that story Ness told was obviously the best damn story I heard in years," said Mario.
"Good for you. Now tell Luigi about it," said Yoshi.
"Luigi! Great story bro!"
"What is it?" asked Luigi.
"Ness had awesome PK powers because he got bullied in the past."
"Wow, that's very clever of Ness," said Luigi.
*Later* Ness had spilled the beans to Master Hand about his PK Powers.
"Wow, Ness, you really use PK Powers when there's an enemy?" asked Master Hand.
"Yep, and you guys had already know why," said Ness.
Ness: "Well, that's it for the story. Fellow Smashers, what do you think? Did it kick butt?"
Several Smashers: "Heck yes!/Darn right!"
Ness: "Great, then I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was one my favorite early days at Smash Bros."