Episode 17: Ridley
Summary: Samus' arch nemesis pays her a visit in a secret part of town. (204) (TV-PG-V)
Samus is checking her e-mail account. She had several unread messages, but most of all, there is a spam in it. She reads it.
"Dear Samus Aran,
This is your own enemy Ridley. Believe it or not, I'm still alive after all these years when the news thought I was dead. They were proven wrong. So, I decided to pay you a visit at a secret part of Smash City. Yes, Samus, I do know where you live now, so get over it, it's the Internet. Anyway, well, I has nothing else to say, so I'll see your butt there.
From,
Ridley"
"Everybody!" Samus called. "Look who want pay me a visit!"
"Who, one of your enemies?" asked Link.
"Wow, how you know?" asked Samus.
"You seem lonely," said Link.
"Heh, that's true, even for a Gemini like me."
"Well, what's your enemy's name?" asked Capt Falcon.
"Ridley, the flying monster dinosaur thing," replied Samus.
"You mean the," Fox said, looking for the word.
"Yeah, that. Ridley posted me a secret address. It is..." Samus only whispered it.
"Wow, that is indeed a secret," said Mario.
"Are you sure we're allowed to go there?" asked Luigi.
"Eh, it's fine. There's no ghost, so I'm thinking the place will be okay," said Samus.
"Well, let's go to the place that you just whispered," said Capt Falcon.
"Why did you whispered it, Samus?" asked Kirby.
"Because I don't want to spill the beans to Master Hand," replied Samus.
"Fair enough."
The Smashers went to an unknown place. There, they found Ridley.
"So, Samus Aran, at last, we meet again," said Ridley.
"Hey, Ridley, you're actually back?" asked Samus.
"You know it. You see..I was killed by lava but somehow it revives me."
"That's stupid," said Roy.
"It's science, get over it!" said Ridley. "Anyway, yes, it is stupid, but it is unusual for situations like that. (narrating) As these lying fat cats spread the word about me being dead, I was swimming in the lava for months. (Roy try to say something) Don't ask me again, redhead. After months of swimming, I was alive! (evil laugh) But I was also severely burned. It took me almost 5 years to recover. What a pain in the butt that was. But now I know why I brought you here: revenge!"
"This is what is about?" asked Marth.
"It's still stupid," said Roy.
"Shut up! We're gonna battle whether you like it or not!"
"Fine, Ridley, if that's what you wanted, then you we will battle you!" said Samus.
"This is like a video game!" said Peach.
"We know, Princess Obvious," said Zelda.
"But we don't everyone to fight! Only the heroes can!" said Peach.
"That's true, Peach. Maybe only us can defeat this monster," said Samus.
"Go ahead, non heroes. Watch the battle," said Mario.
"I'm also a hero," said Mewtwo.
"No, you're not," said Link, pushing him.
The heroes that joined Samus the fight are Mario, Link, Fox, Kirby, Yoshi, and Pikachu. The others wished them luck.
"You and your friend are never gonna beat me cause I'm more powerful than ever!" said Ridley, laughing.
"We'll see," said Samus. "Heroes, attack!"
The heroes attack Ridley only to fail.
"(gasps) You dodged it," said Fox.
"How you do that?" asked Yoshi.
"Easy, something that isn't drug related," said Ridley. He laughs again.
As the fight continues for like 5 minutes, the villains just stood there.
"Well, this is a battle, alright," said Bowser.
"Yep. Seriously, they need to get a move on." said Ganondorf.
"This is why villains are better than heroes.," Mewtwo stated
"I heard that!" said one of the Smashers.
"Ugh, he's tough to beat,." said Link.
"Don't worry, I got a way to defeat him," said Samus. "We will form together."
"You all give up?" asked Ridley.
"Heck no!" said Kirby.
"We're gonna do this video game style!" said Samus.
"Exactly, that's what I'm talking about," said Mario.
The heroes try to do so and are stronger than Ridley.
"Ready to meet your maker?" asked Samus.
"Bring it!" said Ridley.
The heroes and Ridley come together and it was a tie.
"What? They all won?" asked Capt Falcon.
"That's seem impossible," said Bowser.
"I think they're cheating," said Ganondorf.
"Or not," said Peach as she saw the Smashers heroes not giving up. Within 15 seconds, Ridley is defeated.
"I shall be back and I shall get my revenge!" said Ridley.
":You always say that," said Samus.
Later, the Smashers are driving home and they have a conservation.
"Best teamwork battle ever," said Kirby.
"Let's do that again," said Fox.
"Eh, I don't think so, we kind of overdo it," said Samus.
"Let's take it a break but then eventually we use it to show how awesome we are," said Link.
"Agreed," said Mario.
Meanwhile...
Ridley is still defested, but he is plotting a plan to get his revenge: by making Samus get trapped.
"Soon, I will be the ulimate Ridley!" Ridley said, evil laughing. Then, he coughs.
THE END