Episode 20: Love at First Fight

During a fight, Marth falls for Zelda, making Link suspicious about it. But Marth doesn't know how to admit his feeling, so he go to a romance Councillor for help. (TV-PG-DL) (207)

(It was Melee time and the Smashers are watching the battles.)

Announcer: Ready, go!

Fox: You don't stand a chance, Falco. (uses blaster)

Falco: Not if I reflect it. (does so, reflecting the attack)

Fox: Dang, you're lucky.

Falco: Thanks, I trained harder this month.

(Falco, with a surprise, succeed in the melee.)

Announcer: This game's winner is...Falco!

Falco: Mission complete.

Fox: Best melee ever.

Mario: So, who's next?

Luigi: Bowser and Ganondorf.

Link: This is interesting, I'm gonna enjoy this.

Bowser: Well, hello Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Two villains battling each other. This shall be interesting. May the best bad guy win.

Mario: Let's grab the popcorns.

Marth: So who's next after this?

Roy: I'm guessing it's the girls turn.

The Smashers watched the two big bad duke it out.

They're impressed with their battling skills. Both Bowser and Ganon are stronger fighters. Which lead them to sudden death.

Announcer: SUDDEN DEATH!

Bowser: Sorry, Ganon, but I want to take the victor.

He defeated him right away.

Announcer: This game's winner is...Bowser!

As excepted, Peach and Zelda are next.

Mario: Ready to bet, Link?

Link: You're on. Whoever loses will be forced to have sex.

Mario just looks awkwardingly.

Both Peach and Zelda show some of their "girl power" as they enter the ring.

Mario and Link rooted for one of them to win in order not to be forced doing them.

Marth: Roy, who's that beauty?

Roy: That's Peach, the princess of Mushroom Kingdom.

Marth: Not that bitch, that other one?

Roy: Oh, that one is Zelda. She's the Hyrule princess.

Marth: (looks lovestruck) Wow...I think I'm in love.

Roy: Maybe, but I think Link also has a crush on her.

Marth: Well, you know what, if she wins, I'm gonna ask her out.

As their happens, Zelda happened to be the victor of this match. Marth is delighted.

Roy: Well you got your wish. Just don't be timid about it.

Marth: Hey Zelda, congratulations on your victory...that Peach is a coward. (Peach: HEY!) And you're pretty...(blushes)

Zelda: uh, thanks?

Link: What was that about?

Roy: Well, Link, Marth's in love with your suppose to be date.

Link: Eh, big deal. Unless he asks her out, I won't be green eyed monster anytime soon.

The next day...

Link is walking to the kitchen for some lunch. After he done eating, he notices someone is being flirtatious today. He decides to check who it was coming from and he realizes something, and started yelling so loud.

Master Hand: What is going on, Link?

Link (stuerring): Marth... just... asked... my love...out...(sulks, falls down)

Zelda: Oh, grow up, Link. I know everything...he asked me out, what's the big deal?

Marth: yeah be mature about it, man. You said you wouldn't be a green monster, or something.

Link: (KETTLE WHISTLE comes out of his ear)

Master Hand: Alright, let's go, mr grumpy pants. No time for tantrums.

Luigi: What a baby.

Starting this day, Link continues to look on the new love bird, Zarth.

Link: That Marth thinks he can date my Hyrule bride? Well, he have a thing coming. This time, I should find a way to break up this ship: fake an illness.

Roy: Dude, that's not nice. Why are you so against this relationship?

Link: BECAUSE I WANT TO FREAKING MARRY ZELDA AND SCREW HER!

Roy: Geez, take it easy. Everyone can hear you.

Mario: Keep it down. No one wanna hear your drama momma.

Link: Ok, let's ask a few people to break up this fanfiction ship.

Roy: Sure, let's go with that.

Link called in C. Falcon, Bowser, and Peach to try to break up Zarth.

Link: OK, I called you guys cause I hated Zarth, so who wanted to join the hateclub and together we shall stop this relationship forever.

Peach: But why? I think it's cute.

Link: Do you have a think on Marth...(Peach tries to think) That's what I thought. Let's start our plans! When all of you are done, let me know.

Plan A: C. Falcon's Way of Breaking Up: Flirting the GF

Marth:What movie do you wanna see?

Zelda: Any love movies.

C. Falcon: Well, here 's when I come into action. But where?

After he overheard the conservation, C. Falcon followed them to the movies, simply by sneaking on them.

CFalcon: hehe, operation: break up flirting is a go!

Marth: uh, Zelda, I gotta use the restroom.

Zelda: Ok, take your time. Movie's not starting in 10 minutes.

C. Falcon: Hey Zelda.

Zelda: Falcon, where did you get here?

C. Falcon: Well, I wanted to see a movie. Can I join you and Marth?

Zelda: Sure...just as long you get in the way.

C. Falcon: Ok, (realizes this) damn it...

Plan B: Peach Tries to Date Marth

One week later...

Peach is sneaking on Zarth. As Zelda goes on bathroom break, Peach approaches to Marth.

Marth: Peach, what are you doing here?

Peach: Oh i'm here to stop- I mean, to make out with you.

Marth: (Cringes) Egad! No! Get away from me!

Zelda: What's going on?

Marth/Peach: Nothing...

Link slapped himself when he saw the whole thing.

Plan C: Bowser Kidnap the Princess of Hyrule

In a word, where there's two kingdom...Bowser had gave up on kidnapping Peach and went to do it on Zelda instead.

Zelda: What the...

At an unknown castle, Bowser had finally achieved his plans, even if it wasn't Peach.

Bowser: Gotcha! At last, I finally wanted to marry a princess who will never get slapped back.

Zelda: Bowser! What is the meaning of this? And where's Marth?

Bowser: That's none of your business! Now kiss me...I'm ready if you want.

Zelda: no way, get this thing off before I kick your ass!

Bowser: now, now, take it easy. It's just one kiss. Nothing to get personal about.

Zelda: HMMM!

Meanwhile, it looks like Marth had found out about what;s happening, so he and Roy tag along.

Marth: Sniff sniff I hope my Zelda is okay.

Roy: Oh, relax, I'm sure she's fine.

Marth: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP SINCE I MOVED TO THE USA! (Wails)

Roy: There, there, you need to let it all out. And maybe the breakup will be announce (smirks) Right, Link?

Link (without Marth knowing): Yeah...and I'm driving this thing to whatever place Bowser and Zelda are at right now...

Plan D: Link's Own Plan

which is why this plan is in effect. We break up this nonsense for good and I live happily ever after.

As Bowser keep attempting to kiss Zelda, she is almost at her limit.

Zelda: Kiss. me. one. more. time. Bowser. I. dare. you.

Bowser does so again. Zelda was about to beat up Bowser until familiar people came.

Bowser: Well, it's about time...

Roy: NOW, Link!

Link: What do we have here? Zelda, you betrayer! Why did dated Bowser and Marth! WHY?!

Zelda: What? No, I was dating Bowser. Though he wanted to kiss me.

Link: GRRR! (Slaps Bowser) That what you get, you jerk.

Bowser: Well at least it's from not a princess this time around.

Zelda: oh don't worry, here's a punch for you.

Bowser: Geez, I didn't do nothing...(goes to the car and sulks)

Zelda: Someone tell me what the hell is going on?

Link: I already told you what's going on you traitor! I wanted you and MArth to break up already!

Zelda and Marth gasped.

Marth: How could you! Well, that's it, mister. I won't be talking to you for while.

Zelda: Yeah, Hmph...

Link: Good, cause I NEED SOME ALONE TIME! Romance isn't allowed in this household! (cries)

And so, these two annoying love birds are still dating. But Link's plans aren't over yet. What will he do this thing to break up this lousy ship? Well, the answer is...in season 2. or season 3, or 4, IDFK.

Afterwards...