Episode 24: Onett

Summary: Ness brings some of the Smashers to go to Onett after hearing news in his hometown that someone is invading.

While leaving their city behind, some of the Smashers (the other kids Smashers, Fox, Falco, and the Pokemon) joined Ness for an adventure at his hometown Onett.

Fox: (Who is flying his ship) So where are going to?

Falco: This doesn't look like we're going on an adventure...

Pikachu: Pika pika (Tell me about it)

Pichu: Pichu pichu (Ness? Any response to this?)

Ness: Guys, the reason why I brought some of you here is because my hometown is being attacked by someone. I don't know who, but he gave me a threatening letter that if I don't come there immediately, the city will be destroyed.

Popo: That's harsh. He might be a villain.

Nana: Where's Onett at anyway?

Ness: (looks at map) Somewhere in Texas.

Ice Climbers: Whoa, that's the opposite of us. First we all went to our place in Alaska and now we're going to Texas.

After an hour of flight, they all arrived at Ness' hometown.

Falco: So this is your home-town?

Fox: It doesn't look like Texas to me. More like another Southern state.

Ness: here we are. Onett sure had changed a bit since I last came here.

Nana: It looks all messed up.

Popo: Is there's a disaster going on?

Ness: Eh, who cares? All that matters is that I'm home.

He and the others went straight to his own home, unaware what's going on right now.

Ness' mom: Hey Ness, welcome home. Who are these people?

Ness: These are my friends that I met the past couple years.

Ness' mom: From that Smash Bros. program?

Fox: Yep, nice to meet you. Name's Fox.

Falco: Falco is the name, speed is my game.

Popo and Nana: And we're the Ice Climbers.

The Pokemon simply introduced themselves.

Mewtwo (acts as translator): I'm Mewtwo, this is Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuf. We're all Pokemon.

Ness' mom: Nice to know about your friends. You all hungry?

All: Yes!

Popo: We've been starving since we left.

Nana: Any frozen foods is fine with us.

Falco: So what bring us here? Did you or one of the residents wanted Ness' help?

Ness' mom: The mayor called Ness to get here as soon as possible. Heard there's a new bully on the block.

Fox: You're kidding? That's why we were sent here?

Suddenly, the phone just rings. Ness answers it.

Ness: Yes, hello?

Mayor: Are you Ness? If so, had been you here yet?

Ness: Uh, yes. It's perfect timing how my mom mentioned you. What's the bad news going on in Onett?

Mayor: Just come in the city hall and I'll show you.

Later, the group are shocked to see that city had been turn into a catastrophe.

Ice Climbers: (Gasp) WHAT HAPPENED?

Mayor: There's a new person in town. His name is Porky.

Everyone just stand there with a straight face.

Falco laughs at this.

Falco: THAT's his name? Psst, that's pathetic. I bet he's not even threatening.

Fox: Is he's even a bully? Cause he sounds a pig to us.

Ness: Well, you know who else sounds like a bully? You two if you don't stop teasing my city. This is serious business.

Fox/Falco: Sorry Ness.

Popo: Where is he anyway?

Mayor: he might be coming. Be on the lookout.

After waiting for a few minutes, all of a sudden, a fat boy came out of nowhere.

Porky: Well, what do we have here? A bunch of dorks I see!

Nana: Crap, are you the new bully you was talking?

Mayor: Sadly, I'm afraid that's true.

Porky immediately started picking on the kids, and does the same thing to literally everone in town.

Ness: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Porkey: Bullying people for my amusement. And I don't care. I'm going to take over this town whether you like or not! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ness: You're not going to get away with this. Come on guys, let's get after him.

Ice Climbers: With pleausre!

Porkey: Not so fast. I don't get defeated too soon. Because the plot demands for it, I am going to rule Onett!

Suddenly, Ness' hometown is now in a catastrophe. Everyone is in a panic mode as Porkey is suddenly declared ruler as Onett.

Falco: Hey, how come they did to elect this jerk?

Fox: Mayor, did he even ask you to take over?

Mayor: not without my permission. But with your help, we can get him out of town.

Pikachu and Pokemon: How?

Mayor: By convincing him to go on an eating contest. That fat bastard's not going to take my job away, isn't he?

Popo: Do you have a plan, Ness?

Ness: Yes. We will trick him that food contest is real. But first, we must buy some hot dogs. That way he'll choke to death.

Fox and Falco: Uh, sure, that will work.

But in the meantime, they must deal with a week suffering wth Pokey as the mayor. Eventually, the day came and they prepare for Porky to convince himself to get out of town.

Porkey: What the hell is this nonsense?

Ness: Something we planned. It had nothing to your new job. You're fat, do you like to eat, huh?

Porky: Yeah...

Ness: Well, fest your eyes. It's a hot dog eating contest! Go enjoy your fatness!

Porky: You bet I will! I love eating, that's why I'm fat.

As the eating contest begins, everyone except Ness and the mayor escape as they went straight to the Arwing.

Mayor: I am going to enjoy this.

After eating tons of hot dogs, Porky passed out.

EPILOGUE...Onett is saved. Everyone is back to normal. THE END