Advent Hero is a guild located in the mountain village of Terraberg by the first master Fazes Juntas Hero. The Guild, unlike the other more famous guilds such as fairy tail, is not particularly well known, although this might have something to do with the second and current master Urim Hterazan. Urim is known for being highly lazy and has only attended one of the master meetings in the last ten years. For a while Urim has enjoyed a certain amount of peace despite the regular outbreak of fights and townspeople angry at the extensive property damage. But time is a fate is a fickle mistress and is not content with peace and so the guild of Advent Hero was about to encounter something beyond its comprehension but for now…
"OKAY WHOSE THE DUMBASS WHO SPILT MY DRINK?"
Ren Himemoto was famous for having the shortest temper around, in one occasion he beat up three giant apes because they didn't nod when he was passing them by.
"COME ON WHO THINKS THEIR MAN ENOUGH?"
"Ren don't be like that I'm sure it was an accident"
Unlike her brother Rika was known for being the kinder of the twins
"That's not the point Rika it's the principle someone spilt my drink and"
Unfortunately at that exact moment Ren waved his hand, which hit into a contraption, which was being stared at intently by Kazu.
"AHH you Idiot you broke the 4th lacrima quasi link!"
Ren just stared at him blankly
"The what?"
"Well it connects the Left axle to the Lacrima reactor which then...oh never mind it'd be like trying to teach a monkey quantum mechanics or trying to teach Miki why it's wrong to beat up complete strangers"
At this point Miki, who had been minding her own business reading a paper spoke out
"Hey that's not fair you know I don't like people I don't know and besides they scared me"
"They were asking for directions!"
"I said I was sorry"
"People do not like to be beaten up especially if they're on their HONEYMOON!"
"Fine let's all blame me"
"We do"
"Do you wanna piece of me?"
Unfortunately Kazu then looked her up and down
"Well maybe under the right circumstances"
It was then that Miki blew a fuse
"THAT'S IT"
Miki then summoned a scythe out of nowhere; lunging at him she raised her blade and prepared to strike, Kazu grinned and responded by summoning a huge dark blade, both where inches from each other when suddenly
"STOP"
Both Miki and Kazu instantly froze where they were, then realizing what had happened they both groaned and said
"Killjoy"
Penelope Iris was standing at the entrance to the guild; her hands were on her hips and had a look or annoyance on her face
"Cease this conflict we are comrades we should not be acting like maniacs"
Then another voice sounded out
"This coming from a mental patient herself"
A short burst of laughter was heard; this was silenced by one glare, instantly Penelope turned to see where the source of the voice had been coming from. She found it in the always-grinning tomboyish face of Leiko Archon. Penelope glared at her
"Oh grow up"
Before Leiko could retaliate with a comeback Kazu interrupted
"Before you have this little bitch fit could you please UNDO THE BLOODY SPELL!"
Penelope then turned towards Kazu and Miki still frozen in time as if realizing they were there
"Oh sorry RELEASE"
The two then dropped to the ground
"Thank you"
Miki however was not so grateful
"Yeah how bout next time you don't freeze us"
"How bout you behave like an adult"
"Well how bout you"
"Is something wrong?"
Both froze as if they were under the time stop spell as the voice of Seliest came from the second floor. Seliest smiled at both of them and said
"Even people who love each other may fight but what's important to remember is that although we fight we still care for one another"
Everyone looked at Seliest with wonder as he words touched the hearts of those in the guild, smiles were then seen on numerous people's faces but then someone shouted
"TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT"
What had been one second of peace erupted into a full on fight between everyone in the guild. Fireballs and swords were flying everywhere but then someone who had just walked in shouted
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone turned to look at the person who had shouted and once the person had been indentified everyone got more or less the same feeling
OH CRAP
Standing at the door with a look of complete anger was none other than the niece of the current guild master Uriel Hterazan and from the looks of her she was not happy.
Entering the room she looked around to see the damage done
"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I GO OUT TO GET SOME BLOODY GROCERIES AND YOU LOT MANAGED TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A FUCKING WAR ZONE"
Members of the guild all looked at each other with a hint of shame in their faces. However Uriel wasn't done yet
"Master why didn't you stop them?"
Then a little voice sounded out, the voice belonged to 8-year-old Chiyako Himura, the small little girl was sitting on the counter clutching her toy panda, which was roughly half the size of her. Uriel rolled her eyes
"Don't tell me"
Chiyako gave a big toothy smile and pointed to a figure lying on the floor
"Yup he passed out again"
Uriel rolled her eyes and began walking over to her unconscious uncle
"I'll never understand how my mother put up with a brother like him"
Uriel grabbed him and began shaking him heavily and shouted
"WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU DRUNK BASTARD"
The Guild master stirred and opened his eyes slowly glanced around at the destroyed room taking a deep sigh he said
"Did you have to wake me I was having such a nice dream"
Uriel groaned and let go of her uncle witch caused him to collapse to the ground much to everyone's humor. Urim Hterazan gave out a groan of pain and using his staff to support him pulled himself onto his feet. The man gave a massive yawn and spoke
"Ok who destroyed the hall?"
Everyone looked around at each other and then unanimously everyone said
"Drake did it"
Drake Hawke also known as the wind dragon slayer was sitting on the floor leaning against the wall listening to rock music very loudly completely oblivious to what was going on. Urim gave a look of confusion but then shrugged and said
"Right Uriel tell Drake to clean it up I'm going back to bed"
"Oh no your not you've got the Guild master meeting in a couple of days we need to leave tomorrow"
"Err pass"
"I'm dead serious if you don't go the council will break up the guild"
At this everyone started shouting vocalizing his or her distaste, much to Urim's displeasure
"EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP"
Silence was instant
"I've got a massive hangover the least you can do is keep you mouths quiet now I'll go to this meeting thing if I must but I have one condition"
At this everyone's ears pricked
"I've received a request from an old friend of mine apparently he's got a bit of trouble with some mages and has asked for my help"
Then someone else made his presence known a man known only as Keith
"I don't see how that's our concern"
"It is when he offered to pay me a million for the job"
At this Keith fainted. Urim smirked
"Ok lets see obviously Keith is going now who else can I send errm oh yeah Kirk you can go"
Kirk Kalman who at that particular moment was snogging some random blonde pulled away from her and shouted
"I DON'T WANN GO"
Uriel then cracked a knuckle
"O second thoughts I'd love to go"
He then turned to the random girl
"Sorry baby duty calls"
Urim smirked
"And also let's send the twins, Drake and Penelope and Leiko am I clear"
At this Ren punched his fist into his hand
"HELL YEAH"
"Good now everyone go and get ready"
Once everyone had left Uriel turned toward her uncle
"I don't recall Makarov offering you a million for a simple joint mission"
"Yeah he didn't I just had to get them out of the house, right now I'm gonna go"
Uriel frowned
"You're going to pack now?"
"No I must have drunk to much I think I'm gonna throw up"
And with that Urim ran out of the room. Uriel and turned to find that Drake still had his headphones on, kicking him she said
"Drake clear up this room then get ready to leave tomorrow"
Drake looked at her then looked around at the destroyed room and simply said
"Bugger"
Well there you go that's the first chapter what'd ya think. Don't worry if your character isn't in the group going to Magnolia, those left behind will have a separate but equally awesome storyline. Please review and let me know what you think
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