Kurt clasped hold of the phone pressed to his ear and listened intently to the dialing tone, he could feel his stomach tightening and bile rising up his throat-
"-Hello?" the gravely voice spoke causing Kurt to start having palpitations, taking a large breath and calming himself he smiled.
"Hello Sebastian"
There was a short pause and the sound of shuffling from the other end "Kurt? Why are you calling me? Actually how do you have this number?"
Trying to conceal a chuckle Kurt snorted "Um, I got this number from Blaine, I was calling because I want to apologize for how I acted yesterday at Dalton, it was rude of me and I'm sorry."
"Are you high Hummel?"
Kurt did let out a small laugh this time. "What? No. I just wanted to say I was uncalled for yesterday and I'm sorry."
"Cut the crap, why are you calling me really?" he snapped back causing even Kurt to jump.
Kurt knew this was it and he swore not to ruin it by making it obvious "Sebastian?"
"Yes?"
"I-I'm having a bit of a relationship crisis at the moment" His voice feigning tears, thank god for his drama lessons.
"W-why realized Blaine doesn't like vaginas?" Sebastian's voice was slightly off with his insult, sounding almost confused.
"No... We have just hit a fork in the road because I told him that I might have feelings for somebody else."
Again there was another pregnant pause before the Warbler responded "Oh, um, why does that include me?"
A smirk widened onto Kurt's pale lips. "It's you."
The phone line was silent apart from deep breaths filling Kurt's ears.
"Me? You have feelings for me? You hate me."
"No, I don't. That was a front for Blaine, I really like you Sebastian. When you were in hospital I realized I needed to tell you."
"But yesterday-"
"-Yesterday I came to tell you but couldn't face the rejection in person so I lied and said it was about Blaine."
"What about Blaine?"
"Blaine doesn't need to know until I am sure of my feelings and want to leave him."
"You, you would l-leave Blaine for me?"
Kurt smiled "I just said that didn't I?"
"So?"
"So, Sebastian Smythe would you like to go on a date with me?" If somebody had told Kurt that he would be asking Sebastian Smythe on a date 24 hours ago he would have laughed straight in their faces, there would be no way in hell he would ever want to see Sebastian in a social way let alone a date.
"I-yeah, yeah I would like that."
Kurt's smile faltered, never did he think Sebastian would agree to going on the date. Looking across the room meeting curious dark brown eyes, Kurt nodded his head and in response the latino wore a smug smile on her face.
It all began hours after the visit to Dalton, Kurt was at Santana's house since her parent's were out for the night at some sort of family reunion that Santana refused to go to if her abuela would be there. Both teens feeling rather depressed turned their thoughts to a bottle of Jack they found under Santana's bed in a box which she claimed to be her 'emergency life's shit' box, it included alcohol, condoms, a huge dildo, a pack of cigarettes and a framed picture of Brittany.
"She is my motherfucking Grandma, I love her with everything I have and she can't even look at me Kurt. Do you know how that feels? S'feels shitty." Santana slurred out before grabbing the half empty bottle and downing a few sips.
Kurt sighed loudly "At least you have Brittany, I have a boyfriend who would rather speak to a whore, a whorey slutbag who wants him rather than me!"
Throwing himself onto a leather couch he whipped out his phone and glazed eyes scanned over it.
Blaine x: Just heard you went to Dalton to talk to Seb, are you cheating on me? ;P xxxx
"Blaine just texted me asking if I'm cheating on him with the meerkat"
"What?" Santana snorted and had drink spilling out of her nose as he manically laughed. "Have you replied?" Kurt shock his head.
Kurt: Yeah I am, his meerkaty-ness is super hotttt xccxcccc
Blaine: Haha Kurt, I don't think you are his type. Plus I heard you were mean:( xxxxx
Kurt frowned and looked up at his drunken friend "Blaine just said I'm not Sebas-Sebast-Sebastian's type."
"Bullshit Hummel, you are hot as fuck. I would shag you if you have a vag and wasn't with Britt."
Kurt: Why not?
Blaine: Well he liked me didn't he? And you are too cute, I think he likes sexy people xxxxx
Kurt: I can be sexy Blainey Boooooo
Blaine: Yeah of course you can babe ;) Now have fun with Santana xxxx
Kurt dropped his phone to his side, snatching the bottle from Santana's grip and gulping it down.
Worried about Kurt's sudden mood change Santana pulled herself up onto wobbly legs and fell next to Kurt on the couch throwing her arm around him. "Hummel, what did the hobbit say?"
"He said I wasn't sexy enough for Sebastian, I'm sexy right?"
Looking into Kurt's sad eyes Santana smiled "Course you are, have you seen how tight your pants are? Makes me have a lady boner and I bet Sebby gets one too. But like a real boner, unless he is a lady. Lady Seb would be so hot."
"I hate how everybody loves him, he is a slut and proud of it. Blaine will probably leave me for him, he gets physically hurt and still is a dick!" moaned Kurt as he fiddled with the torn label on the glass bottle.
"I think he isn't bothered by physically pain if he has sex that rough, he is a fucked up guy. You would need to mind fuck him to scare that douche." Santana quickly stood up and pulled her white cami top off revealing a red lace bra. "It's fucking warm in here. You should scare that disney prince so he doesn't fuck with your man anymore."
"How would I do that?" He asked still picking at the paper.
"Easy you make him fall in love with you then break his empty heart. Would you mind if I took my bra off? I'm sweating like fatty in a club."
Kurt shrugged as a response and Santana went about undressing herself even more, Kurt could only think that being gay was a godsend.
"How do I make him love me? I'm cute and he is really hot and he doesn't date and I don't want to cheat on Blaine."
Practically naked Santana draped herself over Kurt's lap taking the bottle from Kurt for herself. "You are hot. As much as I hate him, he is fucking hot. Just ask him to date you, you go on dates but don't fuck him until he says he loves you then when he does you kick his ass to the sidewalk."
"Isn't dating somebody else cheating though?" Kurt pouted.
"Not if they don't know, tell Bassy that you don't want him to know or some shit. All you have to do is lure him in, you don't need to suck his dick to make him love you. S'probably better if you don't, leave him wanting you."
Kurt nodded slowly taking in all that Santana had said and in his hazy drunken thoughts he agreed this would be the best idea.
Kurt: Hey baby can I have Sebbby's no. pleasee, want to apologize xxxcxxcc
Within minutes Blaine had replied with Sebastian's number saying he was proud that Kurt could take the high road and say sorry because Sebastian is important to him. That comment made Kurt all the more determined to go through with this disastrous plan.
Copying the digits into his keypad he pressed the green button.