This last reviewer challenge is a combination of the suggestions of chrisATD1 and Nine Spines the Porcupine. Thanx to everyone who gave suggestions, because without them I never would have been able to get this far. After this, there will be two more chapters. That means we're almost done! Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Total Drama Island, or Mario Kart.

Everyone thought that they could deal with anything Chris could throw at them. But nobody thought that Chris would wake them up in the middle of the night to watch Monsters vs. Aliens.

"What is the point to this again?" Shadow asked, stifling a yawn.

Scourge was so tired he fell asleep on his feet; but don't worry. Metal Knuckles was there to wake him by putting a air horn to his ear and pushing the button.

WHONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKK!

"AUGH!" Scourge screamed, jumping up.

Metal Knuckles grinned and looked at his horn. "I love this thing!" he said.

After the movie was over, Chris appeared out of nowhere, his customary big smile plastered all over his smug face. "It's time for today's challenge! You are the evil aliens, bent on global domination, but in order to do so, you have to destroy the monsters—generously being played by Metal Sonic, Shadow Android, and Metal Knuckles. The first alien to reach them and destroy one gets immunity tonight. Oh, and don't forget your monster buster mobiles."

Chris nodded towards three go-karts. "Oh, and don't forget to level them up with weapons," he added, and everyone saw a Mario Kart style trail full of ? blocks.

"You've got to be kidding me," Mephiles muttered.

"Why isn't Sonic here and participating?" Scourge asked.

"He's busy," Chris explained.

Night camera zooms to Sonic, who's awake but still feeling the effects of his protein-rich meal. He's stumbling around in the dark, stubbing his toe on a coffee table that's just sitting in the middle of the woods for some strange reason, and finally, the full effects of the meal hit his system.

Sonic's fur darkens and gets shabby, his teeth get sharper, his arms get thicker and clawed, and his shoes get spiked. He screams during the transformation, and finally, he completes the change and becomes a werehog. During a challenge to hunt down and kill monstrous creatures. This does not bode well.

*Toilet Cam*

Mephiles' POV

"While the idea is pretty stupid, I think it's about time we got into random acts of violence."

Scourge's POV

"Why are we ripping off ideas from the Mario series in this challenge? I thought we didn't want Mario on this island!"

Shadow's POV

"Get that camera out of my face."

Mario's POV

"Hey! What-a you think-a you're doing-a, a-stealing my-a ideas-a?"

Bowser's POV

"Actually, riding go-karts while picking up random objects and throwing them at people was my idea. But does anyone thank me? NOOOOOOOOO. Nobody ever thanks the bad guy. What am I, chopped liver?"

Were-Sonic's POV

Were-Sonic peeks into the outhouse to make sure nobody's in there and quickly locks the door. He looks into the camera and grins. "Whew! I'm gonna stay here awhile. I don't want to scare anybody."

"On your mark, get set, GO!" Chris called, and the three participating campers zoomed off the starting line, racing each other to get to the monster first.

Shadow took an early lead, as he was familiar with vehicles because of his Shadow the Hedgehog game. However, when they went through the first line of ? blocks, Scourge got one of those blue spiky shells with little wings that go right to the guy in front and blow him up.

Scourge grinned, then tossed the shell in the air, where it flew to Shadow and blew his go-kart ten feet in the air. Other than give a startled cry, neither Shadow nor his go-kart were harmed. Because that's the way it works in video games and cheesy crossovers.

Shadow's distraction at being blown up caused him to let go of his own item, one of those stupid green shells that are 69 % more likely to hit you than your opponents. So of course, the stupid green shell bounced off a tree and hit Shadow's cart again.

Mephiles and Scourge passed him and left him in the dust. Shadow growled and floored his go-kart as the trio started towards a narrow bridge with no safety rails.

Mephiles, who was slightly behind Scourge, rammed the green hedgehog, who lost control of his vehicle and fell off the bridge into a bottomless chasm. But of course, he was uninjured, and Big the Cat appeared at the top of the TV screen and fished him out.

"What the hey?" Scourge asked, as Big floated out of view. But as the green hedgehog could see Shadow was now ahead of him and was catching up to Mephiles, Scourge floored it and forgot all about the weirdness of what had just happened.

Mephiles looked behind him and threw about three banana peels from the first ? line, as he could see another line coming up. Mephiles rammed into one, realizing too late that it was an upside down ?, and he got blown up. But he and his cart were not hurt.

He was mad, though. "I'm in first place!" Mephiles yelled. "What's a fake ? block doing here?"

He had no more time to ponder this, as Shadow and Scourge passed him, getting real ? blocks.

Scourge used his first, and a giant blooper appeared and squirted ink in Shadow's and Mephiles' eyes.

"AUGH!" Mephiles yelped as his eyes burned. Shadow was so taken aback that he ran off the road and hit a tree as he tried to get ink out of his eyes. Scourge laughed at them.

Finally, Mephiles and Shadow could see again, and they both took off after Scourge. Shadow quickly used his own ? block, and a bolt of lightning came out of the sky and hit Mephiles and Scourge, shrinking them and slowing them down. Shadow zoomed pass them both.

The trio took another turn and found themselves neck-to-neck. What's more, they could see the finish line, with the Metals and Shadow Android, all of them wearing cheesy-looking monster costumes and waiting for them to come beat them up.

They could also see Mario crossing that finish line, whooping, "I'm-a number 1!" and then go on a victory lap.

Mephiles' demeanor darkened as he realized how the fake ? block had appeared, but other than that, they were much too busy trying to get to the finish line to react to Mario being here. Which they all reached at the exact same time, then they literally jumped out of their go-karts and tackled a terrified Metal Knuckles all at the same time, while Shadow Android and Metal Sonic watched indifferently.

"HELP!" Metal Knuckles pleaded.

"Why?" Shadow Android asked.

"We never liked you anyway," Metal Sonic added.

Chris appeared out of nowhere and grinned. "We have a winner! Or should I say, winners? You all have immunity tonight!"

"That means Faker's the one who has to leave the island!" Shadow said, looking pleased.

Chris' smile wavered, but he managed to keep it up. "How about that?"

"Let's go kick him off!" Scourge said, extremely excited.

The three of them rushed off to find Sonic and kick him off the island.

Were-Sonic, meanwhile, chose this rather unfortunate moment to peek out of the outhouse to see if he could make it to his bunk and go to sleep. He looked right—nobody was there. He looked left—nobody was there. He cautiously darted off into the clearing—just as Scourge, Mephiles, and Shadow rushed into view.

The foursome stopped and stared, Were-Sonic extremely embarrassed to find his fellow campers seeing him like this, and everyone else was impressed that this particular werehog costume was so realistic.

"Whoa, Sonic, that's one wicked costume," Scourge said.

"C-costume? O-oh, costume! Yes, of course it's a costume. I couldn't be a real werehog, because that would be silly, ha ha," Were-Sonic said nervously.

"I guess that's why Chris said you were busy and couldn't participate. You were getting ready for this," Mephiles said.

"Yeah, of course!" Were-Sonic agreed, although he had absolutely no idea what they were talking about.

"Get him!" Scourge yelled, and the three of them tackled a startled Were-Sonic and beat him to a pulp before he had time to react. Then they tied him up using his own arms and tossed him in the Boat of Losers.

"Sayonara, Sonic the Hedgehog," Shadow taunted as he floated out of sight.

"Off you go in the Boat of Losers, where you belong!" Scourge added.

"And that costume really looks sort of overdone," Mephiles called as Were-Sonic floated out of sight.

Everyone RR, please.