At a shop in the Leaf…

Shinji, Naruto and Hinata were standing with Ino, Choji, who was now skinny thanks to the seals on his body holding his extra body weight and Shikamaru who skin was now ghostly white.

The six of them were helping Misato, Rei and Karin shop today.

Naruto spoke as they all waited for the three new-to-the-Village girls to come out of the dressing room. "So, Shikamaru. I heard it turns out your family are all vampire human hybrids?"

Shikamaru nodded. "Yes. It's true. The scrolls you gave us told us this by drinking blood we awaken more of our vampire blood and powers, but it has to be the blood of a sinner we killed with our own hands, which is why my clan now handles all executions."

Hinata took a step away from Shikamaru and hid behind Naruto as her little fox Kyū licked her cheek.

Ino petted Kyū on the head making the baby kitsune purr like a kitten. "So cute."

Choji rolled his eyes. "Women!"

Ino and Hinata turned to face the ex-fat ass with fire in their eyes. "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Choji shook with fear. "Shit! I'm going to die! Can I at least have one more rack of ribs before you kill me?"

Naruto leaned against the wall as he rolled his eyes. "The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess."

Karin walked out in an orange long-sleeved jacket, black short shorts and heeled ninja sandals.

Naruto quickly crossed his arms and said, "HELL NO!"

Ino crossed her arms and agreed. "He's right. Orange is not your color, girl."

Naruto had fire in his ringed eyes as he looked at Ino and yelled, "AND MY SISTER IS IN SHORTS! THEY LOOK LIKE PANTIES, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

Karin flipped her hair. "Well, I like it and you two are not the boss of me."

Hinata pulled Naruto away to try and calm him down before he levelled the store.

Shinji, for the first time in this mess, just laughed. "The strongest man alive throwing a hissy fit. That's just plain funny."

Rei walked out in white shorts with had a blue side-less skirt over it, boot-like sandals in blue and finished off with a blue tank top with a snowflake on the right breast. She then spoke. "I figured the snowflake was fitting since I found out that my element is ice."

Shinji's eyes bugged out of his head. "Could you may be have gone with a snowflake on a sleeve or the back, maybe?"

Rei walked to join them as she answered her half-brother. "No. One of the most important tools a ninja uses is misdirection. While my enemy's focus is drawn to the snowflake, I will have an opening to attack. It stays, brother. You are not the boss of me."

Shinji had two anime tick marks on his head as he tried not to use Susanoo to level the place.

Misato then stepped out. She was in a black miniskirt. She had stockings and, thanks to the skirt, you could see that she had a garter belt holding them up. She had a black tank top which looked to be a little small, showing off her breasts. Her look was finished by a shirt vest.

Misato blew Shinji a kiss as she winked and said, "So, what do you think, Shinji?"

Shinji passed out with a nose bleed, as did Shikamaru and Choji.

Ino smirked. "I think we have a winner."

Misato giggled as she had a devilish thought. 'Perfect. Shinji ,you've given me so much, including, but not limited to, being the first guy to care about me, not my body, helping me around the house because you care and now giving my youth back. I promise you that I'll repay you with this new youthful body of mine.'

Inside Shinji's mind…

Yin Kurama sensed Misato's thought and said to himself, 'God damn! This Kit is lucky as fucking hell!

Shinji came to, still blushing as he sat up without looking and found out the hard way that Misato was hovering over him when his head landed right between her boobies.

Misato whispered to him. "Are you enjoying this, Shinji?" Shinji, once more, passed out.

Karin crossed her arms. "You are coming on way to strong, girl!"

Rei crossed her arms too. "Yes. While my brother is not the boss of me, I still don't want to see him molested like that!"

Misato giggled as she covered her mouth with one hand. "It's only molesting if he doesn't enjoy it, Rei, and, from the smile on his face, he enjoyed it."

Shinji was passed out on the floor with the biggest, happiest smile that any universe has ever seen. His only thought was, 'My luck is finally taken a turn for the better.'

Rei turned to pay the man behind the counter for her new outfit. "Point taken, Misato." She then focused on the cashier. "My half-brother who's currently passed out on the floor is Shinji Uchiha, the newly-found Uchiha member."

Rei pulled a card out of her bra. "Charge me and Misato's outfit to his account. He won't mind."

The cashier took the card and sniffed it before he ran it.

Karin deadpanned." Your brother gives you a cash card connected to his bank account and you keep it in your bra?"

Rei looked at her and didn't say anything.

The cashier gave the card back to Rei who placed it back in her bra. "Before anyone says anything else, a lot of woman carry things in their bras so they can't be stolen."

No one said anything but everyone in the store thought, 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL?!'

Karin took a card out of her jacket pocket and handed it to the cashier. "Sorry, pervert. No boob sweat on this one."

The cashier had a sad face, but he ran the card then handed it back to Karin.

Shinji woke up to hear Ino say, "Shinji, your freaky sister keeps the cash card you gave her in her bra and the cashier sniffed the card when she handed it to him."

Shinji once more passed out.

Ino crossed her arms. "The fact that he's woken up twice while Choji and Shikamaru haven't woken up once shows that Shinji is the stronger man."

Misato put her right index finger on her chin. "Hinata's taking a long time to calm Naruto down. What's taking so long?"

Rei looked at her. "Well, the comedy part of this chapter is over, so I guess we'll be seeing a meanwhile soon."

Meanwhile, with Naruto and Hinata…

Rei's voice said. "Told you."

Hinata was pulling Naruto along by the arm as she said, "Lighten up, Naruto. She's a shinobi. She can handle herself."

Naruto took a deep breath. "I guess I just don't like idea of human trash looking at someone a care about like some kind of toy they can use and then throw away when they get bored with it."

Hinata smiled and wrapped her arms around his back. "That's what makes you a good man, Naruto."

Naruto smiled as he wrapped his arms around Hinata, returning the hug and making the girl blush like crazy in his arms. "Thank you, Hinata-hime." He then gave her a kiss on the head and Hinata passed out in his arms.

Naruto smiled as he picked her up bridal style. "She's so shy, it's cute, but we'll have to do something about that."

Naruto then left to take her home. Once at the Hyuga Compound, he knocked on the door.

Hiashi Hyūga, head of the Hyūga clan and Hinata's father answered and, in a second, said, "She fainted again, didn't she?"

Naruto nodded. "Yes. Thanks to your council beating her into submission because she won't attack her little sister, she simply doesn't have any confidence."

Hiashi took his daughter from Naruto. "I heard your find Shinji has the Mangekyō Sharingan?"

Naruto nodded a yes. "Why do you ask?"

Hiashi spoke. "Without confidence, even your relationship with her will not be enough to keep the council from branding her with the Cursed Seal, so I must ask you help him learn Kotoamatsukami. It's a jutsu that only his eyes can use. It can rewrite someone's personality, to make it simple. If he learns it, he can give my daughter confidence."

Naruto made a Shadow Clone. "My clone will bring it up to Shinji. Now, may I come in? I don't trust the council around Hinata."

Hiashi watched the clone leave as he signalled for Naruto to come in.

To be continued…