Dan's P.O.V.

Phil's been telling me more about my life and our life together. I'm a still bit shocked about the youtube thing. Do really that many people like us?

It was half past 6 and Phil had to leave, leaving me alone in the hospital. I may have amnesia, but I do know I hate hospitals. It seems that I remember everything up until the point of meeting Phil...

I have my laptop with me and I'm looking around, taking in everything the internet has to offer.

I then remembered Phil told me that he has a youtube channel. What was it...? AmazingPhil! That't it.

I quickly look up his channel and scroll through his videos. Some have both of us in the thumbnail. I clicked on Phil is not on fire 5.

"We should probably get our noses ready."

"Nose workout!"

Wriggling the noses with playful music in the background.

"I think the fumes are affecting me already." Phil said as I laughed.

"Could you explain the theory behind the whiskers?"

"I'd tell you but we'd have to kill you." Said Phil before we hissed as the camera.

"Talk in spanish!" Phil exclaimed.

"Taco."

"Oh La!"

"Burrito."

"Oh Le!"

"Enchilada."

"Oh Lu!"

"Quesedilla."

"You're just saying spanish foods." Phil said as I laughed.

"How do you think the wrecking ball felt?" I asked, looking back at Phil.

"Sad."

I then proceeded to beat-box as Phil danced.

"Would you rather a penis on your face or boobs on your shoulder?" I asked.

"Definitely shoulder boobs." Phil released his shirt from his face. They'd be american football padding but better."

I laughed. "Shoulder pads? Eat the boob! Pssh!"

"So bouncy."

I then again started beat-boxing as Phil bounced around.

"Probably a bit painful though." Phil said.

"Wouldn't you like, lactate everywhere in the night?"

Phil laughed. "Blllew."

"Cause that's how boobs work."

"What is the lowest sound you can make?"

And then we proceeded to find the lowest sound we can make.

"How much fringe do you actually have?" Phil asked messing his hands in his hair as my head hung low.

"Okay you win."

"Maybe you just have a really giant head."

"Would you rather have really big eyes or a really tiny mouth?" Phil asked quickly.

"Uh, I like to eat a lot of food so I'm not going to sacrifice my mouth." I said, holding up a peace sign.

"Make a slow motion video."

"Let's do it." Phil said doing half sit ups.

"You ready?" I asked.

"Yep."

Then we did things, turning them into slow motion after.

"Phil, important question."

"Yes?"

"Danosaurs or dragons?"

"Dinosaurs. Dadadadada."

"Brahh, go my flames!"

"Ah, true."

"I have a zed axis bitch. Kahkahkah."

"You're not even real! I could just rub you out with my imagination."

"Touche."

"Seductively advertise cornflakes."

"Hey, wanna make out?... Cornflakes." I said, holding up a box with Phil laughing in the background.

"Say the first word that comes to your mind."

"Shack! Go!"

"Goat!"

"When was the last time you had a pillow fight?" Phil asked before knocking me in the face.

"Oh, you are in for it! Bam!"

"Ow!"

"If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?"

"Ricky Blitz... I don't know where that came from." Phil said laughing.

"Ka bam bam bam." I said while whacking myself in the butt.

"Dannnnninator."

"Daninator."

"Dan be a squid squirting ink while Phil is a butterfly with no wings."

"I'm crashing, I'm crashing!" Phil said falling to the side.

"Blllhh." I made a sound of.

"Where can I hide the body?"

"Eat it."

"Or dress as it... Skin coat." Phil said, dancing slightly while I gave him a disturbed look.

"Gahhh." Phil said as I lowered my legs in front of him.

"Do your best impression of a laughing goose."

"Aoh aoh aoh aoh, die child! Peck, peck, peck, peck!"

"I've been cut in half."

"Phil, freak Dan out without touching his body."

"Danny, it's time for your neck exam." Phil then started blowing on my neck, causing me to jump up, whack the air and start cracking up in laughter.

"Would you rather have fingernails instead of nipples or nipples instead of fingernails?"

"Fingernails for nipples cause then you can use them as a weapon." Phil said before jumping up and pretending to attack me with his fingernail nipples.

"That's the disturbing thing that's ever happened... STOOOP!"

We then continued our pillow fight. "Gahhh!" I yelled before hitting Phil again.

"Bahh, bah, bah." Phil exclaimed.

"Make up a best friend handshake."

"Start with this." I hit my fist into his. "Then."

"Ow."

"Sorry." Phil said laughing.

"Hey there friend."

"Hello sir."

"Bsh, bsh, bsh, bsh, bsh, BOOM!"

"Friendship!"

"Yeah!"

"Ow, my hands."

"That hurt so much."

"Oh my god."

"If Sarah Michelle Gellar had the neck of a giraffe, would you still date her?"

"Yes."

"You say that. Take a look at the image."

"Oh my god. That's horrible. Did you make that?"

I nodded.

"Sarah, I'm sorry... She's still pretty though." Phil then started making weird moves with his tongue.

"Attack on Titan."

"Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Mikasa!"

"Attempt to talk backwards! Spatula."

"Atulus. Sustow"

"Monkfish."

"Ksnifnom. Monksnif."

"Lick your shoulder. I bet it will not be disturbing."

"Eh uh ah." Came out of Phil's mouth.

"Kabump." Said Phil as he threw a ball at my head.

I started laughing. "Phil, put on Dan's leather t-shit."

"Oh no."

"How do you even put this on?"

"With great difficulty"

I then went on laughing hysterically at Phil.

"I feel like I'm giving birth backwards! Ugh, ahh."

"Say hello to the new Phil." I said, pulling my hand away from his eyes.

We then both burst out into laughter.

"It's so squeaky and chaffing."

"I bought it as a joke, okay."

"Ohhh, I feel like a serial killer."

"Ha, this says, Phil do the sexy end screen dance."

Phil started laughing. "Well, I'm the right place for it. Okay, ready?"

"And you're in my costume. Okay, go."

"It's the awkward sexy end screen dance. If you want to check out Dan's videos, you can click on his face right here."

I waved to the camera. "Hi."

"And if you want to subscribe to me then click in this area."

"I'm going to point over there."

"Don't be shy, click away."

"No, no, no! Not towards the camera!" I exclaimed.

"Okay, okay. I'm learning. Sexxxy." Phil said.

I started to laugh.

"I can't do it anymore." Phil said as he fell onto the bed.

"Okay, I'm bailing, I'm bailing."

Then we started the slow-mo video again.

Phil then made a cat noise and I made a horse noise.

I stared at the computer for a moment before I burst out into laughter.

"This is amazing." I said between laughs.

I clicked on more videos... At least I'm not bored anymore...

Sorry if I didn't get the noises spot on. I just went by what I heard on from some of them.

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!

See you soon!

A/N Is it just me or do some of your guys' reviews not show up for you either? I got some notifications yesterday about some reviews but some are still not popping up. Is that happening to you guys too or is it just me? It's really bothering and annoying me. :/